I grew up hearing the words “Incantus pulcher imperium” and seeing a little 2D sprite launch a fireball at Irenicus or some hobgoblins or Sarevok shortly afterwards. As a result, I really, really wish I could do that. Unfortunately, I’m yet to discover a way to conjure fire using just the force of my will and some poorly pronounced Latin, so I might have to settle for the aptly-named Pyro Fireshooter; guess what it does.
Yup, it straps to your wrist under your sleeve and hold four nitrocellulose charges. Each charge is fired individually, and takes the form of a freaking fireball that flies about ten feet before burning up. If that doesn’t make you happy, I don’t know what will. You can impress your friends, convince primitive tribes to worship you as a god, or frighten your enemies.
The Pyro Fireshooter is available from Ellusionist for $174(USD). While $174 is a lot of money for a toy, you can justify it as being very little money to spend fulfilling a dream.
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