Hasta La Gadget!

No, seriously. Bloomberg is reporting that Apple head Steve Jobs got busted attempting to bring ninja stars (shuriken) onto his private plane. Ninja stars! According to reports, airport officials wouldn’t allow Jobs to get on the plane with the dangerous weapons in his carry-on luggage, after discovering them during a security scan.

I guess he failed to charm them with his whole “one more thing” approach to airport security.

The Apple CEO told the officials that hijacking his own plane wouldn’t make any sense. According to the story, Jobs said that he will never return to the country. Bloomberg confirmed that a passenger was stopped by airport security, but authorities refused to identify the individual,

Takeshi Uno, a spokesman at Kansai airport, said a passenger using a private jet was stopped at the end of July for carrying shuriken, the Japanese word for Ninja throwing stars. The passenger, whom Uno declined to identify because of the airport’s privacy policy, threw away the blades, he said.

A quick note to Jobs: if you do manage to get the ninja stars into the US at some point, holding them the wrong way can lead to disaster.