Self Fetching Ball is Cruel and Unusual Toy for Dogs
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You know, one of the main reasons for owning a dog (apart from picking up girls) is to get a little exercise. Every day you take a stroll with your filthy, butt-sniffing pal, tossing him a ball and generally getting the blood flowing.
Now, with the Autofetch Motion Pet Ball you don’t even have to take the wet rubber lump out of pooch’s slobbering mouth and strain your poor weak shoulder by throwing it. The ball isn’t actually auto-fetching, but it will certainly keep a dog entertained: in the same way pushing bamboo shoots under somebody’s fingernails will keep them entertained.
You drop in a piece of food or doggy-treat through a special slot and set off the gyroscope inside. The ball spins, wobbles and gallivants around the place as your poor pet struggles to get at the food within, while you lean back from a hard minute of Segwaying (yes, you’re on a Segway, you lazy thing) to chuckle at his clueless desperation.
So go ahead and buy one. It’s only $15, and your dog will love you for it.
Product page [Chinavasion via Red Ferret]
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