Jan 10
Sitting In This Lamborghini Massage Chair Was Like Having Bad Sex With Optimus Prime
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CES is a physically taxing event. So far, according to my trusty Fitbit Versa, I have walked upwards of 50,000 steps while carrying a 15-pound backpack. I busted my knee, I’m fighting a cold, and I don’t remember what the loving embrace of a human feels like.
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