Hasta La Gadget!

The secret’s out. Edward Snowden has joined the Tinder party.

Lonely_Ed_ is an optimist who’s good with computers and loves to travel. Okay, fine, someone created the profile for him, but his would-be suitors don’t have to know that.

So, instead of blowing the whistle, check out these hilarious interactions “Ed” had with the ladies who swiped right on his signature photo.

CIA? KGB? DTF.