Apr 09
Super Mario Warp Zone Socks
Posted in: nintendo, Today's Chili
If you’ve been thinking about adding some excitement to your sock drawer (and who hasn’t?), the time is now, my friend. All you need are some Super Mario-themed socks.
Ahem:
Now you can jump into some warp zones like your favorite 8-bit Italian
hero. These puppies are thick and warm kind of like hiking socks. They
won’t make you jump higher or shoot fireballs but they’ll be sure to
put some spring in your step.
I suggest wearing them under a fine Italian business suit for that elusive “secret superhero” look.
Ready to pretend you can punch brick walls and find money? Warp Zone socks are available for $12 per pair at ashidashi.com.
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