The definitive guide to not being a Glasshole

Not on a date. Ever.

(Credit: Google)

There seem still to be misconceptions about how to behave when wearing Google Glass.

Google has offered its own guidelines, but these are modest — though the company is to be commended for using the popular word “Glasshole.”

However, after an altercation broke out last week in a San Francisco bar, when some found the wearing of Glass objectionable, I thought I’d offer some more definitive guidelines for Glass Etiquette.

1. WHEN WEARING GLASS IN PUBLIC, DRESS APPROPRIATELY. Look, Glass is just too weird-looking to work with a check shirt or even a hoodie. Please think about matching better. Wear a Cyberman uniform from Doctor Who. Or perhaps a nice Star Trek sweater. Attaching some pointy ears might help too. That way, people will understand that you are a person of and from the future and not just some rich techie who wants to rub their faces in his or her greatness.

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