I guess there are a lot of reasons the adult entertainment industry flourishes all over the world, but I’m going way out on a limb here and guessing that the biggest reason is, well… men. Its no secret that boys like to look at girls in varying stages of undress since the beginning of time, and that wherever woman with little or no clothing are… wide eyed men are usually not far behind.
Well, now you can take the show on the road with the nifty Hitch Pole, the worlds first (okay, probably only) dancers pole that can be attached to the ball hitch of your truck or SUV. Made of hygienic stainless steel or highly polished brass, this 3 x 3 foot dance platform with 7 feet of useable pole can really get the party going in no time.
When mounted (dont even go there) the Hitch Pole is about 5 feet of the ground with a platform designed to withstand up to 200 pounds of jiggly flesh, now there’s a visual you’ll never get rid of. So if you want to add a little lechery to your next outing or parade the Hitch Pole might just be for you.
Sure, you could use the pole to work out, or play an extreme game of ring toss… oh who are we kidding? Trucks and naked women, probably enough said, but what the heck happened to the good ole days when a cooler and a portable grill was enough for a party? The Hitch Pole is available for around 450 bucks (more for the brass) in both 1.75 and 2 inch diameters from platinum stages.com Really? So now you’re telling me size matters?
[ The Hitch Pole – Gives New Meaning to “Tail-Gate” copyright by Coolest Gadgets ]
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