Paramount Pictures has just released the first full trailer for Transformers: Dark of the Moon (or TF3 as it is being branded), and it is pretty damn awesome. Take a look:
As far as I can tell, the US sent astronauts to the moon not just to play golf but to investigate some mysterious alien moon landing. Then, 40-something years later, these evil Moon Transformers wake up and attack the Earth. The good Transformers are pissed, because the US government didn’t tell them about it at the time.
You can guess what happens next. Shia “The Beef” LeBeouf defeats the evil Moon Transformers with shouting, sad glances, and the ability to remain handsome as his face gets dirtier and dirtier.
Apparently, it is also now acceptable to destroy skyscrapers in Hollywood movies once again.
Finally, what’s going on with that title, Dark of the Moon? Isn’t it missing a Side”? A side of The Beef, perhaps? (Rimshot).
Transformers: Dark of the Moon will be in theaters on July 1st, in head-spinning 3-D.
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