Accordion Hero II Squeezes Out Counterfeit Concertina

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Accordion Hero 2 is quite possibly our favorite fake product ever, even better than the non-existent Accordion Hero 1.

Hit all the right notes and get the crowd on their feet waving their beer steins in unison – you are an accordion hero! Accordion Hero comes with one Gloss Black USB accordion controller. Kirschrot (Cherry Red) controller sold separately for two-player squeeze action. Awesomely rad sticker sheet included.

Who can argue with “two-player squeeze action”? According to girl-gadget site Chip Chick, the folks behind Accordion Hero actually ran a full page print ad in Computer Games Magazine, which makes this an even more impressive spoof than most, at least in terms of effort. And you know what? We have our fingers crossed (and our Lederhosen in a twist) at the idea that this might one day get picked up and made into a real Guitar Hero expansion pack. Prost!

Product page [Schadenfreude Interactive via Noquedanblogs and Chip Chick]


Gesture Controlled Mouse Makes its Retail Debut

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Nintendo’s Wiimote has been a big hit. Now a new mouse from HillCrest Labs uses similar motion-sensing technology to let users control an on-screen cursor with the flick of their wrist.

The bangle-shaped mouse called the Loop Pointer is designed for use by consumers who connect their PC or Mac to a TV, says the company. Through a combination of sensors and accelerometers, the remote feels the users’ movements and reflects it on the screen, much like the Wiimote. Users can then click the right or the left button on the remote to make their selections.

With the growth of online video and sites such as Hulu, an increasing number of consumers are connecting their home television sets to a personal computer. The Consumer Electronics Association estimates more than 7 million U.S. households have their PCs and TVs linked.

The Loop Pointer will make it easy for these consumers to search, browse and navigate the internet in a way that’s more fun than using the traditional two-button click mouse, says HillCrest Labs. To use the Loop, consumers have to plug a small USB 2.0 transceiver into their PC and get started.

The product was originally been developed as a concept to demonstrate Hillcrest’ motion control technology and we saw it showcased at the Consumer Electronics Show this year.

The Loop can also be used with the PlayStation 3’s web browser and can also work for Apple TV users who use aTV Flash software.

The Loop is available through Amazon and the company’s website for $100.

And if you are wondering about the similarity between the Loop and the Wiimote, it may not be entirely coincidental. Last year, HillCrest Labs filed a lawsuit against Nintendo alleging patent infringement over the motion-sensing technology.

Photo: Jon Snyder/Wired.com


ExpressCard 2.0 Will Be Ten Times Faster

expresscard2No sooner does Apple drop the MacBook Pro’s ExpressCard slot than the ExpressCard organization itself announces a big upgrade to version 2. The ExpressCard Standard 2.0 has one key difference: speed.

How much faster? Ten times faster, according to the specifications. Transfer tops out at 5Gbps, meaning that anything that needs to shift lots of data will benefit, including video transfer, eSata adapters for external hard drives and anything using the upcoming USB 3.0 spec. In short, it turns the pedestrian slot in the side of many computers into a speedy and useful accessory.

Will we ever  see this in a portable Mac? Given that Apple seems to be playing musical chairs with ports specs, killing off FireWire only to resurrect it just months later, for instance, it’s quite possible that this slot will make it into future revisions. Then again, this announcement from the ExpressCard people is only the finalization of the spec itself: We’ll have to wait a while for actual products to ship. By then, we’ll probably be buying MacBooks hewn from solid blocks of adamantium using lightsabers.

Press release [ExpressCard Org via Slashgear]


TomTom for iPhone Boosts GPS, Adds Turn-By-Turn Directions

tomtom-iphone-appJust hours after the announcement of the iPhone 3G S yesterday, the emails started to flood in about third-party accessories. “Our [insert product name here] is compatible with the new iPhone! ” they said. Which we could have guessed because, y’know, the new iPhone is the exact same size and shape as the old iPhone.

One piece of hardware, though, has our attention. It’s the TomTom GPS unit, which will be one of the first accessories to hook into an application via the dock-connector. The “TomTom for iPhone” sticks onto the inside of your car window and acts as a charging cradle for the iPhone. It also provides a nice, loud (as in audible above the engine noise) sound output for turn-by-turn instruction and also lets you dial hands-free. And even more important, it gives “enhanced GPS performance”, which we take to mean an extra antenna for picking up the satellite signals.

The unit comes paired with a TomTom application, which was demonstrated on-stage at yesterday’s WWDC keynote, and works in tandem with the hardware. TomTom has made no announcement on pricing yet, so we don’t know whether the software will be free or only available as a separate purchase. Also unknown is the precise mechanism for buying software which requires a hardware dongle to work: Will you need to check a box to say you own the hardware before buying the app? We don’t know, but the alternative – actually hooking the hardware up as you make the purchase – seems a little clunky. Still, it’s exciting stuff. Now we just need the folks at OnOne to make a remote camera trigger for the iPhone.

Product page [TomTom]


Remixable Lego Remote Control

dream_lego_remoteWe see no reason why this Lego remote control shouldn’t become reality. In fact, quite the opposite. We don’t see why the world should be deprived of such a superlative setup.

Think about it. Not only can you, as designer fueledbycoffee intends, endlessly rearrange the switches to suit your tastes, much like icons on the iPhone screen, you can play around with this during more boring shows. Connecting the various components shouldn’t be too hard — the base could take care of power and actually beaming the info to the TV and the “buttons” simply contain switchable RFID tags.

Just don’t tell Sony. The company would probably bring out a licensed version missing the skip and fast-forward buttons to force you to watch ads.

Core-Toon:Dream Product – Lego Remote [Core77]


Coffee-Cup Power Inverter for In-Car Charging

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I may be wrong, but in-car cup holders seem to be a mostly US-only phenomenon. It might be that Europeans simply don’t live in their cars like Statesiders, or that our coffee tends to be smaller — espresso sized rather than delivered in buckets, the weak, watery brew sucked through a plastic teat while sitting safely inside the protective steel and rubber womb.

Which is a shame, as this little cup-holder mounted gizmo looks genuinely useful. The $30 Coffee Cup Power Inverter plugs into the 12v cigarette lighter socket and up-converts the power to 120v AC. There’s even a USB socket on there for charging iPods and the like. The unit can supply a continuous 200 watts, so unless you’re hooking up hair dryers and soldering irons, you should be good for anything. Actually, I’ve just thought of another reason this wouldn’t work here in Europe (aside from us needing 220v to power our gear): We tend to use our car cigarette lighters for lighting our cigarettes.

Product page [ThinkGeek via BoingBoingBeschizza]


‘Eco-Friendly’ Wooden Flashlight Made from Dead Trees

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“Torch” is a 160 lumen LED flashlight, and it’s made from wood. Apparently it is also “eco-friendly” according to the blurb at the seller’s site, Areaware. We might be old fashioned, but last time we looked, chopping down trees wasn’t considered friendly to the environment. Especially not hardwood trees like the maple used to make this.

The Torch is, however, beautiful, and the LEDs at least will save on juice and replacement bulbs. And if the batteries do run out, you can always set fire to it and  read by the light. The price? A wallet-unfriendly $75, available next month.

Product page [Areaware via Book of Joe]


New Wii Accessory Measures Your Heart Rate

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Nintendo on Tuesday gave a sneak peek of the Wii Vitality Sensor, a Wiimote accessory that fits on your finger and takes your pulse.

Previewed at the Electronic Entertainment Expo in Los Angeles, the Wii Vitality Sensor will serve as much more than a heartbeat gauge, said Satoru Iwata, president and CEO of Nintendo.

“It intends to have you see the information relating to the inner world of your body, achieve greater relaxation,” Iwata said. “Everyone under pressure in our stressful society could use this as a way to relax … [and it] could even make it easier to fall asleep.”

Nintendo did not announce games it had in mind for the Vitality Sensor. We’re guessing it will have something to do with the Wii Fit exercise game at some point.

No word yet on price or a release date. See another image of the Vitality Sensor below the jump. Also, visit Wired.com’s Game Life blog for more coverage of E3 2009.

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Images: Nintendo


QWERTY Grips: Keys for Your Bike

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Back when I was a kid, in the middle of the 1980s BMX scene, it was all about the Mushrooms: ribbed, rubbery handlebar grips which had been so overdosed with friction at the factory that just brushing your pinky against one could give you blisters. Combined with the then-fashionable two-finger brake levers, impossibly stiff sticks which had been similarly over-endowed, this time with torque, and you had a disastrous recipe for manual trauma, with top riders ending up as shovel-handed freaks.

I didn’t care. My parents bought me a racing bike: my damn brother got the BMX. Which is why I have a writing job and he spends his days playing cricket – without a bat. Sweet irony, then, in the Aaron Ross Signature Grip from Odyssey, a BMX handgrip that features an embossed QWERTY keyboard. At least it looks like a QWERTY. Look closer and you’ll see Ross’ name spelled out on the top row, along with “Odyssey” where the numbers should be.

I love it because it’s just plain nerdy, and it might be the first ever handlebar grip I actually buy. Around $8 the pair.

Product page [Google via Art of Trackstand]


Nike+ Mashup: Mario Kart Ghost Racers on Real Streets

mario-kartAmidst some wishful musings, Dennis Crowley – blogger, NYC resident and co-founder of the nerd-gasmic Foursquare – has come up with possibly the most fantastic use of “augmented reality” yet. He wants to use an iPhone to play real-life Ghost Racers.

If you have played Super Mario Kart, you’ll know the score. In single-player time trials you get to race against yourself. Your previous best race is replicated by a ghost version of you, and the goal is to beat it. Crowley suggests that a mashup of the iPhone’s GPS capabilities and the Nike+ pedometer could bring this to the streets:

Ghost racers.  Think: Super Mario Kart time-trials, except you’re running against a ghost version of your best time on the map.  I know the Garmin already does this, but make it social… show me the best times of my friends or other local users.  (I really really want to do this for skiing one of these days).

There seems to be no reason, bar a little programming, that this couldn’t be done. Think about it: bike races against friends who aren’t even there, with the tension of Mario Kart somewhat replicated by, say, coded beeps in the headphones to tell you if you are winning or losing. Or, what about racing against Steve McQueen’s famous car-chase in Bullit? Like I said: fantastic. Now we just have to work out how to build a real-world Red Shell, and stars would be pretty helpful for whacking those delivery vans out of the bike lanes.

Idea [Teen Drama via Kottke]