Custom Xbox Sneakers Glow in the Dark

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These are the  Xbox-Alpha-Dunks, a one-off modded pair of shoes which, even counting the McFly HyperDunk 2015s, are the coolest sneakers I have seen in the last year.

The custom job is by Sole Junkie, and features a moulded Xbox logo on the side of the heel. This logo is loaded with an fiber optic and lights which can be set to strobe or just shine, and both battery and switch are hidden in the tongue.

Why would you want these? C’mon. Glowing Xbox sneakers? Who wouldn’t want them? The only problem is price. At $2500 you won’t be wearing these shoes outside. Size 11.

Auction page [Ebay]


Lego Sunglasses As Nerdy as They Sound

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Sunglasses = cool. Lego = nerdy. Combining the two would clearly seem to be a recipe for destruction, a physics faux-pas on the same level as crossing the streams or shaking hands with your anti-matter doppelganger. But in reality, the combo actually works, and the universal clock continues to tick.

The thing we like best about the Lego shades is the opportunity for customization. Those bobbled arms could easily be modded to hold laser-pointers, cameras or any other geeky device. The sunnies are a collaboration between Lego itself and the online specs retailer Lynx Optique. The only thing they really need is a Cylon/KITT-style sweeping light across the top. Just sayin’ it would be cool, is all.

Lego sunglasses let you build your own fashion [DVice]


Caps_Lock is a Lock for Your Caps

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The product name of the week award goes to Nobis for its adjustable hat tech, called Caps_Lock. The widget, which looks a lot like the brain-holes into which long sensors are shoved in the Matrix, is a simple twisting knob which adjusts the length of an internal strap.

The Caps_Lock means that one-size-fits-all is actually a true statement rather than a tricksy marketing lie, and Nobis is proud of the money-saving fact that it only has to make one size of each cap. Further, you can crank the hat tighter on windy days, or when speeding along the beach-side boardwalk on your bike, and loosen it for those sweat-inducing poker games.

The strap is internal, so the cap appears to change in size, an improvement over the usual strap at the back which merely cinches the circumference. Available now, with equally great product names such as Al Koholic and Angus Beef. Prices vary wildly like all clothing, but expect to pay over $40.

Product page [Nobis. Thanks, Jessica!]


$220 Messenger Bag Carries Everything, Ever

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Would you pay $220 for a messenger bag? Me either. A hold-it-all messenger bag might be great for, say, a bike messenger who needs to carry packages from here to there, but for the rest of us they just end up as a shoulder-crushing sack, big enough to fit everything in there and therefore big enough to get very heavy. Better is a set of panniers, but if you’re riding fixed, the requisite rack will “spoil your lines”.

Still, there’s a lot to like about a bag which so shamelessly tries to do everything. The Skate Messenger Bag from Incase not only has a section for your skateboard (with plastic knobs to protect against abrasive grip-tape), it has a compartment for a notebook computer, a D-lock (or U-lock) holder, all manner of buckles, straps and fastenings, a rear strip from which to hang a light and a rather over-secure tie-down for a bike pump.

In short, if you own it, you can put it in this bag. Just think about that for a second — the notebook sleeve alone is big enough for a 17” MacBook Pro — that’s 3kg or 6.6 lbs right there. Add things up and you quickly arrived at some spine-twisting numbers. Our advice? If you need to carry that much, please fix it to your bike. Or, you know, consider leaving something at home.

Product page [Incase]

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Cheap Canvas Bag Might be Most Useful Accessory Ever

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This is the Tactical Bail Out Gear Bag, and everyone should have one. The bag, originally designed for (and still in use by) the LAPD and US military, is now at v5.0, adding such niceties as polyester lining in the pockets to keep your iPod scratch-free, a wider strap and a few new colors (they’re all still black or drab, but at least there’s a choice of which dirty brown you buy).

Look at this thing. It has a pocket for everything, although you should probably write a list of what you put where so it doesn’t take you a half hour to relocate your keys. The bag also gets a little more civilian-friendly, with the long flashlight pocket being swapped out for one that will take “your emergency shaving kit and toothbrush”.

The wussification isn’t complete, though. You’ll still find a “hidden full size gun pocket”, a “Stinger/Surefire pocket” and “four accessory pockets for gun magazines, etc”.

The really great part is the price — just $20, down from $60. Forgive my enthusiasm, but I have a known weakness for bags, especially ones that look as useful as this. Will it work as a camera bag? I will be finding out…

Product page [LA Police Gear via Uncrate]

Tauntaun Sleeping Bag

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This is possibly the best novelty item ever. The Tauntaun sleeping bag started as an April Fool gag and may end up on the shelves of the ThinkGeek store — ThinkGeek is trying to get a license from Lucasfilm. With it, you can reenact Luke Skywalker’s night spent inside the guts of his trusty steed: 

Use the glowing lightsaber zipper pull on the Tauntaun sleeping bag to illustrate how Han Solo saved Luke Skywalker from certain death in the freezing climate of Hoth by slitting open the belly of a dead Tauntaun and placing Luke inside the stinking (but warm) carcass.

Yes, it has a lightsaber zipper, along with an embroidered Tauntaun head pillow. In child (or Yoda) size-only, the Tauntaun sleeping bag is projected to cost $40.

Slumber in the Belly of the Beast [ThinkGeek]

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Contraband-Carrying Cufflinks Neutered by Mawkish Hokum

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These “Secret Message Cufflinks” unscrew to reveal two tiny scrolls, with “inspirational words” inside. What you don’t see in the picture is what is written all over them: “Lame, lame, lame.”

Seriously. What kind of wuss would wear a pair of cufflinks with these words inside?

“Born to be wild. Live to outgrow it” by Lao Tzu and “Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do is in harmony,” by Mahatma Gandhi.

There are, at least, a couple of extra scrolls (read: small pieces of paper) included for you to add your own, manlier slogans. But what you should really be doing with these cufflinks, into which you could slip almost any small item, is carrying contraband. The obvious candidate is illicit substances, but anything would do. I’m actually considering getting some of these and keeping salt and pepper in there, but anything (anything!) would be better than the default options.

Actually, one thing would be worse: inspirational photos. Imagine a tiny picture of a cat dangling from a tree with the caption “Hang in there.” Sob. $50.

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Hands-On with the Ortlieb Velocity Backpack

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The Ortlieb Velocity is a summer-travelin’,
bike-friendly backpack. It’s also a shoulder-saving solution, a sack to
shuttle a computer, a camera and a bunch of lenses around without
inducing a permanent sideways slouch. How’s that for a geek-friendly man-bag?

The idea idea came, as ever, from the Lady. Last week, I was walking
around Rome with a Nikon D700 slung over my shoulder, plus a couple
lenses in a bag. The body alone weighs a kilogram, or around 2.2 lbs. I
was starting to wish I’d brought something lighter along. The solution?
A backpack.

The problem is that I hate them. Backpacks are usually dorky looking,
they’re difficult to access quickly and they make your back sweaty. The
Lady suggested I find a cool backpack. Maybe like my bike panniers.

And here it is, the Ortlieb Velocity, a 20 liter (5.3 gallon)
roll-top back pack with enough neat features to keep a gadget-freak
happy, and cool enough looking for the fashionista. Here’s a closer
look.

 

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First, the outside. The Velocity is made of the same stuff as the Back Roller panniers, called Proofed Performance Fabric. It’s just that, a waterproof, gloss finished material welded to a more fabric-like section, also plastic and also waterproof.

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The bag also shares the same roll-top closure — the whole opening is rolled down and kept straight with a thin plastic bar. A few rolls is enough to keep out the worst rainstorm and certain models can even be submerged and keep the contents dry. That’s good news if you’re carrying electronic gear.

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Round the back we start to see the technical bits. The first thing that strikes you is the skeleton-like layout of the padding. It is designed to both keep things comfy (there is a thin, semi-rigid sheet inside the bag, but things could still poke you in the back) and cool. Those pads let the air circulate and therefore stop your back from getting sweaty.

It works. I was hot after cycling uptown to buy the bag. Coming back is downhill and my back was damp and getting cold. I decided to wear the bag empty to keep my back warm — it failed. The air kept flowing.

The straps are comfortable and as sturdy as you’d expect from Ortlieb. The sternum straps in particular keep things in the right place and the main weight on top of your shoulders. The waist strap is also very comfortable, but you don’t always need it — when walking around town with a light load, for example. In this case, even when tucked away, the straps dangle and get annoying. On a bike they could even reach the spokes.

The shoulder straps also have a couple of D-rings for dangling extra kit, and Ortlieb will sell you a cellphone bag which clips on. Fastenings and adjustments are all easy and sure. The only real problem is that the down-part of the shoulder straps, the non-padded section, can rub on your ribcage. It only seems to happen with an empty bag, though.

Finally, two of the bottom corners are rigid plastic, giving a firm base to stand on and protection against wear.

Inside there is almost nothing, giving you access to the full 20 liters. It’s easily big enough for a weekend away, clothes and all, and if you pack it too tight you can use a supplementary Velcro strap to close it. Of course, Ortlieb will sell you one, or you could just use any old strip you have laying around.

There is one, detachable section which clips into the interior:

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It has a zippered compartment and a few pockets at the front. In there you can fit a phone, a notebook, a small folding cheese knife and a compact camera (there’s actually a rather chunky Canon G9 in the picture). And because it unclips, the whole lot can be pulled out and dropped into a smaller shoulder bag — perfect for those people who have far too many manbags to choose between.

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Do I recommend it? Yes. It’s flexible enough to be useful in almost any situation, from a city walk to a grocery trip to a holiday, and it should even comply with airplane carry on rules, depending on where you fly. It also looks great (sadly there was no red, so I went for the more understated cream seen here. You can also buy blue, yellow, silver, white and black).

Product page [Ortlieb]

The price could be a concern, but remember that the Velocity, like most Ortlieb bags, comes with a five year warranty. Mine cost €80, or around $106. In the US, I have found it online for a little as $85, so shop around.

I have one question. The technical specifications (pdf) contain this bullet point:

• Removable inner pocket for keys, change, mobile phone, can also be used as waist strap pocket.

I can’t work out how to do it. There are no press-studs on the waistband, just a couple of plastic hooks which appear to be for keeping the strap itself neat. Any ideas?

Brazilian Demon Helmets Ensure Safety, Induce Fright

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Here’s a guaranteed method for motorcyclists to create a "space cushion" on the road: Wear a helmet that scares the crap out of everyone so they keep their distance.

The helmet pictured above is one of several for sale through a New Jersey-based Craigslist entrepreneur, who claims a Brazilian artist crafted these pieces of headgear out of teeth, fangs, bones, hair and stones found along the Amazon. Here’s the best part: They’re supposedly DOT-approved! $99 to disturb peace of mind.

Craigslist [via Jalopnik]

Photo: "Mike"/Picasa

Cordarounds: Seventies Style Biking Pants

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Cordarounds are biking trousers which solve two problems at once, only to introduce a third. First, oily trouser-cuffs: To protect your pants from your dirty chain you’ll need either a chain guard or a bicycle clip, neither of which is particularly cool. Second — being seen. Of course, lights are essential at night, but reflecting tape always helps, and if it is on your ankle it also moves and catchers a driver’s eye.

The Cordarounds both of these by turning the turnups into reflectors and thereby adding stiffness which stops the cuff rolling down:

 

With 3M Scotchlite sewn along the inner cuff, a quick upward fold of the trouser leg will render you nearly indistinguishable from a heroic firefighter (from the ankles down).

They also have pull out reflectors in the rear pockets, called mudflaps, for some extra visibility. And the problem? They’re cords, the least stylish pants material out there (after Nylon). At least those ridges run horizontally, not up and down. The pictured pants may be even worse, made as they are for the office — think corporate dress-down Fridays.

If you can stand it, or if cords actually are the fashion and I am just horribly out of touch, head to the site and pick up a pair for $90. The Cordarounds are only available online and made in, where else, San Francisco.

Product page [Cordarounds via Noquedablogs]