Beautiful, Indestructible Paper Bags

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When I was bullied at school, the other kids told me I couldn’t punch my way out of a paper bag (they also tried to steal my pocket calculator and they would always call me "four-eyes"). If only Tyvek had been around back then — I could have made the geekily satisfying retort "That’s not a paper bag. That’s a high-density polyethylene fiber bag, stupid." My well-deserved beating would have swiftly followed.

These lovely bags are made from the same non-paper paper. Tyvek is the stuff used to make super-tough shipping envelopes — it can be folded and cut, but is waterproof and cannot be torn. It also looks a lot like regular paper, lending a novel touch to these bags from Stefan Diez, designed for his wife Saskia Diez.

Named Papier, the bags will be on show in Paris gallery/fashion store Rendez-Vous. As is often the way when we bring you news of fashion goods, their presence on the web is almost non-existent. You can be assured, though, that I’ll be keeping my bag-fetish eye on these paper sacks, just in case they pop up in a real shop that, you know, actually sells things. In the meantime, I’m off to the hardware store to find some of this Tyvek. I have a few neat projects in mind.

Papier Bags by Saskia Diez [Today and Tomorrow via Noquedanblogs]

Bra Dryer Dries Bras, Embarrasses Schoolboys

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Infilta’s Bra Dryer is a concept design odder than most. First, it is an extraordinarily single-purpose device Then we must consider that despite looking very cool indeed, it is essentially quite absurd — a model of a pair of breasts with a couple of whirring fans inside. Third, the California company actually has a patent pending and is planning to have this device in the shops by 2010.

The Bra Dryer is a name almost Australian in its wonderfully blunt honesty. It takes a boulder-holder and keeps it firmly in place as it dries. This should, apparently, help to keep the cups perfectly formed for a long time.

To accommodate different sizes, the design is modular:

 

One size doesn’t fit all…
  That’s why Bra Dryer will come in different breast and chest size variations which you will be able to mix and match. Breast pieces made of silicon rubber are detachable and will come for bra sizes from B to DD. The torso part will come for size couples e.g. 30-32, 34-36 and so on.

Adorable, and surely doomed to fail. A tumble-dryer might damage delicate lingerie, but this thing takes up space and extra power. What’s wrong with a washing line, or even just slinging you smalls on the radiator?

Product page
[Bra Dryer via Core77]

Cord Lock Flashlight Dangles Dongle From Jackets

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LEDs are kind of like the integrated circuit of the flashlight world — they are so tiny that they can be squeezed into just about anything — you no longer need to worry about big incandescent bulbs or D-Cell batteries. The downside is that this kind of thinking leads us to all kinds of badly designed junk (I’m looking at you, USB thumb drives).

Fortunately, the folks at Sahalie are hawking a very useful LED lamp, a tiny glowing light built into a cord lock, the cord clamps found on jackets and bags of all kinds. The name you can probably guess. It’s called the Cord Lock Light.

The little $10 widget hangs from your coat doing the exact same clothes-fastening job that a regular dumb clamp would do. But when you need to read a map, or find a keyhole, or dig your iPod from the bottom of your bag, it’s there for you. It’s even water resistant, for use in a bar.

The obvious next step for this tech is the Fly Zipper LED, for safely aiming streams whilst seeking relief in darkened alleyways on those long, long walks back from the pub.

Product page [Sahalie via Oh Gizmo!]

$20 Self Adjustable Pump-Action Glasses

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This is Joshua Silver, and while those glasses he’s wearing might make him look like someone you wouldn’t want near your children, they are in fact a cheap gadget which could change the developing world.

Silver’s specs are adjustable. The lenses comprise flexible membranes containing silicone oil. Using syringes (seen in the picture), the amount of oil can be adjusted and the refractive index of the lenses changed. The syringes are detachable.

This is big, because it means a single, uniform product can be mass produced and then tweaked at its destination without specialized equipment. Silver has already shifted 30,000 pairs — 20,000 of which were bought by the US Department of Defense and sent to Africa and Eastern Europe.

The current price is a pretty cheap $19, but is expected to drop to a fraction of that as scale economy kicks in. Let’s just hope somebody a little less patronizing buys the next batch. According to the Washington Post, the DoD-shipped specs have been customized:

Those glasses have a small U.S. flag and "From the American People" engraved in small print on one side of the frames.

From a Visionary English Physicist, Self-Adjusting Lenses for the Poor [Washington Post]

Tough Notebook Cases Offer Bags of Style

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Julie Barbarese isn’t subtle, but she knows how to pitch a product. Here’s the beginning of the email I found in my inbox yesterday:

Your articles are always great – I actually thought  you might be interested in some really good looking new laptop bags. [emphasis, obviously, added]

Flattery, it seems, will get you everywhere. It doesn’t hurt that Julie also included some great information and pictures within the mail instead of sending me off to a broken link like most PR mails. Finally, she targeted my weakness, the soft patch in my Smaug-like blogger’s skin. The product is a line of bags, something I cannot resist.

In fact, so good is the pitch that I can do little more than reproduce it here:

Knomo is based on a simple concept: to create laptop bags people really
want to carry, instead of those they just have to tolerate.

Each bag contains a well-cushioned laptop compartment, with a shock-proof protective strip along the base and sides and a tracker ID, to help return a lost bag to its owner.

The bags are even torture tested by dropping them 2500 times while loaded up with a 15kg (33lbs) weight. The men’s bags start at €150 ($195) and the women’s at €200 ($260).

Product page [Knomo]

President Obama Wears Bullet-Resistant Suit at Inaugural

Barack Obama had more than the Presidential ‘beast’ limo taking care of his safety yesterday.

According to some reports, he wore a suit made by a clothier specializing in bullet-resistant clothing during the inauguration ceremonies.

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While no one from the U.S. Secret Service have yet to mention any details about the garment’s structure, some are speculating it may have come from the line by Colombian designer Miguel Caballero. As we noted last year, Caballero is well known for his super tough but flexible and business appropriate clothing (see pic at right), such as the $7,500 polo shirt that can stop a shot from a 9-mm revolver.

Due to some of the unfortunately rising levels of dangerous conflicts in Colombia and other parts of Latin America, the need for this type of clothing has also led to a spike in sales.

According to Caballero, many of his garments offer more than three levels of ballistic protection and they are about seven times more flexible than the Kevlar vests that are usually worn. Designers that use Kevlar tie together dense strands of the material (500 to 1,500 filaments per strand of yarn, according to Slate), which is then weaved into the clothing.

With close to 2 million people on hand to watch the president-elect take the Oath of Office, the level of security was understandably tight and every precaution was taken to ensure safety for all.

Earlier this month, we noted that President Obama will be using the safest Presidential limo ever built, the so-called Cadillac One (or simply, "The Beast"), whose toughness rivals a tank and seals off like a bank vault in the event of a potential attack.

Fanboy T-Shirt Flashes Your Mac Pride

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Attending Macworld 2009? Here’s a way to stand out: a t-shirt flaunting an electroluminescent display in the shape of the Apple logo.

Well, almost the Apple logo, if you ignore the backward stem. In any case, the shirt lights up in response to music and other ambient sounds. It should be enough to get Phil Schiller’s attention during his keynote, if you care about that at all.

The shirt’s available at JetSoBox for $45. Batteries are not included.
Video’s below the jump.

[via Technabob]

Photo: JetSoBox





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Solar Powered Shades Offer Infinite Energy

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Unless you’re Bono*, you will only wear your sunglasses in bright, outdoor light, which is why these Solar Powered Sunglasses are such a great idea. That they are shaped like infinity itself is a mere nerd bonus from the designers of the "Self-Energy Converting Sunglasses", aka SIG.

They’re just a concept right now, but we’d suggest that someone (please, not Oakley) gets making these things soon. Running a cable to your head from your MP3 player is an everyday task, so the wires shouldn’t be too annoying. The specs should also have built-in earbuds to cut down on clutter, and a much longer cable to hook up phone or iPod — the one in the picture is ridiculously short.

Add in a couple of LCD displays and a waterproof keyboard and I’d be in heaven. I could blog from the beach, simultaneously turning my skin into bronzed, wrinkled leather as is the custom of all Brits living in Spain.

Product page [Yanko via BBG]

*If you are Bono, we have a request. Any chance of releasing a decent song ever agian? Your last good album came out 20 years ago.

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