NSFW: Bonecraft World of Warcraft Porn Trailer Debuts

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After our original Bonecraft post piqued the interest of some of our readers, I asked the game’s designer, D-Dub, if we might be able to post a safe for work trailer on the site. Of course, it should come as little surprise that we’ve got different concepts of what precisely what qualifies something as “safe for work.” That, after all, largely depends on where you work.

I watched some of this trailer at my desk, but after the words “An Erotic Fantasy Quest, Somewhere in Some Galaxy” dissolve, things heat up pretty quickly. There’s probably nothing on here that couldn’t be show on, say, Comedy Central after midnight, but the subject matter may well get you a stern talking to from the boss.

For those who missed the first post, Bonecraft is a World of Warcraft/Starcraft parody from the folks who gave the world the erotic fighting game BoneTown. I spoke to a rep from the company who told me that it fancies itself something of an adult version of South Park.

There’s a link to the trailer (we opted not to embed the thing on the site) and some relatively clean screen caps, after the jump.

Lenovo’s Chinese eBox console suffers delay, here’s how its camera-based games might play (video)


We had nearly forgotten Lenovo’s Eedoo spinoff and its China-bound video game console, seeing as how it failed to meet a planned November 2010 unveiling, but IDG News reports that the motion-sensing eBox hasn’t slipped Lenovo’s mind — it’s just been pushed further into 2011. How far? If we were to guess, we’d say Q2 2011, and the video above spells out why. Seemingly by coincidence, we were just sent this footage of a game called Flyimal, built on the Unity Engine as a collaboration between 3D asset company Mixamo and 3D gesture recognition company Omek Interactive, and — get this — running on “the first [console] to be made by the Chinese for the Chinese market and due for launch by Q2 of this year.” We can’t think of many game systems that fit that description, to be honest. There’s not a lot to look at here, but we imagine PrimeSense and competitors will be perusing the video soon, noting that the machine captures precisely 15 points on a user’s body for its gesture recognition algorithms… and wondering if there’s a third dimension to any of that movement. Read Unity, Mixamo and Omek’s statement after the break.

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Crytek seeking iOS developers, leaves us guessing at the reason

Are you interested in and capable of developing “complex, integrated iPhone/iPad applications”? Crytek will want to hear from you, then, as the author of the CryEngine has this week advertised its intention to leap into the Apple orchard known as iOS via a job posting. Sadly, there’s no direct mention of a mobile version of Crysis, though given the limited range of Crytek’s activities, the company is clearly looking to develop either an iOS game or a game companion app. Aside from the job requirements, the “preferences” section is also illuminating as it lists Android and Windows Mobile development expertise — potentially suggesting that whatever developer leads the iOS charge might then transition to bringing Crytek’s goods to the other major mobile platforms. Hey, if the Unreal Engine can be crammed inside an iPhone, why not the CryEngine?

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GameBoy Advance Phone caught in the wild (by the guy who built it)

Perhaps if there was some sort of Brundlefly-style gadget mix-up five years ago, the outcome would look like this: an HTC Hermes jammed inside a GameBoy Advance housing. This prototype, presented by Windows Phone Hacker, features some fun changes that make it feel more like your beloved handheld gaming console, and less like your dated Windows Mobile Pocket PC, including a startup GIF animation of the original GameBoy Advance boot screen, custom software that keeps the OS in landscape mode, and custom notifications and ringtones from the Mario games. Also included is PocketGBA emulator for playing GameBoy Advance ROMs on the phone itself. Of course, this is just the beginning of the project: we look forward to seeing a version where the buttons work! In the meantime, check out the thing in action after the break.

[Thanks, Juan]

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Dokobots game for iOS brings together the inevitable: robots and geolocation

Now, wait. Don’t just write Dokobots off because you hate Foursquare… this one has robots! While we’ve seen plenty of similar uses for geolocation, Dokobots operates as a sort of global scavenger hunt, with the ability to ‘scan’ the map of your surrounding area for items needed to charge up and repair your little robots. So far, we haven’t gotten up the steam to walk the block and a half to pick up the batteries we need, but there’s also a magnet tool for the super lazy, and other Dokobots will ‘visit’ your location over time, allowing you to record and photograph those moments for posterity. While we can’t say yet if this game has staying power in our app catalog, it’s definitely adorable at first glance. Dokobots is a free application available now in iTunes.

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What Would Jesus Play?

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Having attended the AVN show for the past three year, I’ve become accustom to the concept of religious organizations tabling in strange contexts. This year, there were at least three separate churches present at that event, most with missions revolving specifically around the concept of saving people involved in the adult industry.
CES offered something similar–GameChurch.com. The organization boasts the slogan, “Jesus Was a Gamer,” has a big banner of Jesus wearing a robe and a gaming headset, with a game controller in his holy hands. The church is was apparently founded on the concept that, were Jesus around today, the alleged son of god would really, really into gaming–at least that’s what the tattooed representatives will tell you, when you stop by their booth.
The church was handing out bibles designed to look like gaming manuals–naturally.

Sifteo Makes Playing With Blocks Fun Again

LAS VEGAS — Tired of playing endless sessions of Spider Solitaire on your laptop? Fear not, weary game enthusiasts. MIT Media Lab alums Jeevan Kalanithi and David Merrill have a solution that blends real-world objects with computer circuits and LCDs.

CES 2011Sifteo is a very different kind of game cube. Using 1.5-inch blocks that communicate through a Wi-Fi connection, Sifteo brings puzzle games that might otherwise be played on a computer screen to the tactile, tabletop environment.

Instead of loading Text Twist on your PC desktop, you can play a game of Word Play on your literal desktop, physically rearranging the letters that appear on the blocks’ full-color 128-pixel display screens to form words.

Inside each cube is a 32-bit ARM microprocessor, powered by a lithium-ion polymer battery. And just like the iPhone and other smartphones, there’s an accelerometer that can determine the cube’s position, which enables some pretty cool ways to play games.

In Shaper, seen below, players must arrange the cubes into the configurations that appear on each block’s screen.

Sifteo co-founders Jeevan Kalanithi and David Merrill were talking about the idea of Sifteo a year ago at TED, back when the blocks were still called “Siftables.” The two met as undergrads at Stanford University, and both went to the east coast to earn MS degrees at the MIT Media Lab , where they built the Sifteo hardware.

“When we were still in the early stages of development, we took the blocks to an elementary school for testing,” Kalanithi told Wired.com in an interview. “It was amazing to see a bunch of 8-year-old girls moving the blocks around intuitively.”

Right now, Sifteo only has in-house developers working on games for the hardware, but the company wants to eventually open the API up to any and all 3rd-party developers that want to create games for it. “We’re looking for feedback,” Kalanithi said. “Opening this up to different people brings the best possibilities for interesting games.”

Sifteo is currently in an early access testing period, but the company plans to release the product in the Fall. Priced at $150, starter kits will come with three Sifteo blocks, a charging dock and AC adaptor, and a USB wireless link for your Mac or PC. If all goes as planned, by next Christmas you won’t have to play yet another round of Settlers of Catan with the ‘rents again.

Photo: Mike Isaac/Wired.com


Calibur11 Vault eyes-on, protecting your Xbox from tactical nukes and stuff

Although it won’t protect your console from a certain red ring, the Calibur11 Vault will fend off pretty much everything else. Calibur11 claim that the MLG approved plates that latch on to your Xbox 360 increase console airflow, while adding an integrated game interaction through the use of LED / USB lighting effects and the extravagant 3D extremities protruding from the sides of your console. The pieces themselves are interchangeable as well as customizable with colors, decals, nameplates and accessories packs. Calibur11 has several versions of the Vault available, including an MLG special edition as well as an upcoming chainsaw-wielding blockbuster-title special edition sometime in Q3. Calibur11 plans to release at major retailers like BestBuy in March 2011, so we’ll have to keep our consoles safe from nuclear attacks the old fashion way till then.

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Angry Birds Is Now a Board Game

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I literally said, “of course you did,” when the Mattel rep told me that the toy company had created a board game version of Angry Birds. I could have just as easily said, “duh.” This one seems like a no-brainer. Really, the popular mobile app has been asking to be turned into a board game. This is the latest in what has thus far proven a pretty fruitful week for the folks at Robio, having also launched PlayStation Network and notebook adaptations of the game.
Players take turn building wooden (plastic structures) based on an including 56 game cards. The other player knocks them down for points, attempting to knock the pigs from their perch. The first player who hits 1,000 points gets angry bragging rights.
It’s probably too early to start thinking about Christmas gifts (just kidding, it’s never “too early”), but I can definitely imaging one of these sticking out of a stocking, come late-December.
The game includes 14 building blocks, three birds, four pigs, and one launcher. Angry Birds Knock on Wood launches in May. It’ll run you $14.99.

Rock Band Mobile will let four players jam over Verizon’s 4G LTE network

There’s no shortage of applications out there to demonstrate the potential of Verizon’s 4G LTE network, but Electronic Arts’ just showed off one of the more impressive ones to date at its CES 2011 press conference. It demoed its forthcoming Rock Band Mobile game for Android, which will let up to four players “jam together over the network,” making it the first game that can be played with friends over the network at launch. Not much more than that to go on at the moment, but we’re certainly eager to try this one out for ourselves.

Update: Press release is after the break with the complete track listing. Jethro Tull is headed to 4G.

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