Jack White Bringing Mobile Record Store to SXSW

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Here’s a mindboggling statistic for you: “97 percent of all high school aged kids have never been to a stand alone record store.” I mean, the stat is in a YouTube video, so it has to be true, right? Whatever the case may be, the once-mighty record store is, without question, a dying breed. Thankfully, it has Jack White on its side.

The former White Stripes frontman is giving the world (or at least the portion of it that resides in Austin, Texas) The Third Man Rolling Record Store. It’s something of a bookmobile for vinyl, only instead of the friendly librarian manning the thing, it’s that creepy pale guy from The Raconteurs. 
White and his decidedly swanky mode of transportation will be hitting the Texas street for South by Southwest from the 16th to the 20th.Teaser video after the jump.

The Woofer: Turn Your Dog Into a Speaker

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Dogs are great and all, but what do they really have to offer us humans, beyond companionship, love, entertainment, service for people with disabilities, and undying loyalty? Not much–well, until now, that is. Here’s the Woofer, a veterinarian-approved piece of dog clothing that will turn your pup into a mobile speaker.
The handmade doggy coat has water resistant speakers built in that connect wirelessly (via BlueTooth, I’d assume) to a music player, so your best friend can kick out the jams whilst frolicking, chasing, sniffing, and marking its territory.
The Woofer comes in three different sizes, from Jack Russel to German Shepherd. The coats run $140 to $160, plus $15 shipping and handling. You can buy them through the official Woofer site.

SteelSeries Unveils Siberia v2 Headsets for Gaming and Mobile Devices

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At CeBit this week, SteelSeries took the wraps off of the Siberia v2 Gaming Headset for the PS3, which is compatible with the PSN chat service, but also works with the XBox 360, Mac OS, and Windows. 
The all-black headset features completely closed earphones for immersive sound and passive noise reduction, a retractable microphone that extends out from the bottom of the left earcup, and a suspended headband that allows you to adjust the shape of the headset to fit your head. It also comes with in-line volume and mix controls so you can quickly mute your microphone, adjust the volume, boost the bass, or tweak your audio settings. 
The new Siberia v2 for PS3 compliments SteelSeries’ release of the Siberia v2 Headset for iPod, iPhone, and iPad – an all-white model with many of the same features, but features microphone support through a single 3.5mm jack instead of the separate cables used on the console and PC version. This version of the Siberia v2 works with any mobile device, not just iOS gadgets – and also features in-line volume and mute controls so you can listen to music on your mobile device or take calls with the retractable microphone. 
The console version of the Siberia v2 headset will be available in Q3 of 2011 for $119.99 retail price. The mobile version will hit store shelves around the same time, and retail for $99.99.

iPad 2 is Also an Amp

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Also on the schedule for today’s event: Garage Band for the iPad. The latest version of the app has a number of of impressive features including eight track recording, 250 loops, and guitar and synth sounds. The oddest/coolest part of the app, however, has to be the ability to use your iPad as a guitar amp. 
Plug it in (through some manner of adapter, we’re assuming) and the iPad will mimic the sound of “classic amps and stompboxes.” For those less music amongst us, the app also has “smart instruments,” which will let you play some approximation of an acoustic guitar with pre-picked chords.
The app, like the iPad 2, will be available on March 11th. Garage Band will be a little cheaper though, as a $4.99 download. 

Is this The End for the Microsoft Zune?

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Over at the Win Super Site, Paul Thurott notes that the Microsoft Zune as we know it may be on its last legs. Not the product – but the brand. In a post discussing the fallout of Nokia and Microsoft’s partnership and commitment to Windows Phone 7, he dared to ask, “What of the Zune?” Here’s what he uncovered: 
And what about Zune? Although both companies talked up virtually all Windows Phone-based services, Zune was conspicuously missing–both in discussions from both Elop and Ballmer and on a global reach marketing slide that was created by both companies. My sources tell me that the Zune brand is on the way out and that all Zune products and services will be moved into other businesses, including Windows Live. Zune will essentially cease to exist under this plan.
The Zune player will likely continue to exist: it’s a solid media player and a great alternative for someone who doesn’t want to pick up an iPod or iPod Touch at a competitive price. The Zune HD, for example, earned 4.5/5 stars at PC Mag, features a bright and beautiful OLED display, and syncs with your music store and your music library wirelessly: something the iPod and iTunes can’t do. 
Still, the Zune never managed to gain ground against the iPod, and the promise of the Zune HD as a real competitor to the iPod Touch never materialized because the app catalog for the Zune HD simply never got off the ground. 
Whether this means that new Zune and Zune HD digital media players will suddenly be renamed to something else, or that the Zune Marketplace will fold into the Windows Phone Marketplace, or that some new branding will appear to unify all of Microsoft’s mobile devices remains to be seen. 
Even so, and assuming Thurott’s sources are correct, wiping away the Zune as a brand would be a pretty big feat for Microsoft considering how entrenched it is in XBox Live, in WIndows Phone 7, and as a name in the digital music space. It’s unlikely to be as dramatic as it seems, but it will be interesting to see what happens.

Eight-Track Tape Museum Opens in Texas

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Miss your old eight-tracks? Good news, now you can go to Texas to look at the things behind glass. The media, which has been obsolete for nearly a quarter of a century, is the focus of a new Dallas-based museum. The Eight Track Museum, which opened in Texas this Monday, is music historian Bucks Burnett’s labor of love.

Burnett’s museum is less about the music than the package–you won’t actually be able to listen to the tapes if you pop in. “I am focusing on the cartridges themselves as visual objects,” he told AOL. “If you want the music, listen to a CD or MP3. When you see an exhibit on ancient Egypt, you don’t get to pick up an Egyptian spoon.”

Burnett’s museum also offers a little love for other obsolete formats, from the Edison Wax Cylinder to the cassette tape. “We will even have a gift store that will sell music in these formats,” he explained, describing what is sounding more and more like a record store.

DEVO Introduce Energy Dome DJ Headphones

devo_headphones_0.pngOh, DEVO, how we’ve missed you. After releasing its first studio album in two decades this past June, the band is going on tour starting in March. And that’s not all — DEVO is also joining the long list of musicians with their own line of headphones. DEVO’s Energy Dome DJ Headphones feature the iconic Energy Domes that have been integrated into the design of the retro-style headpphones.

According to the site, the headphones are “made to channel a mix of quality audio & hearty orgone energy to your head.” I have to admit, these are the coolest looking musician-endorsed headphones I’ve ever seen. Take that, Dr. Dre

The headphones cost $49.95 and are available through DEVO’s Web site. Check out the full press release for more info.

In Celebration of the Bezel

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During its press conference at this year’s CES, Samsung made little bones about its vendetta against the bezel. The company bragged about how its forthcoming D8000 HDTV has virtually no border, going so far as removing a fake bezel from the top of the television and then holding a pencil to the set’s side, to show just how razor thin the actually bezel is.

Of course, Samsung’s not alone in its battle against the bezel. It’s one of countless consumer electronics companies racing to do away with the bezel on everything from computer monitors to MP3 players. And why not? The bezel has long been regarded as waste of real estate–part of a device that would be better utilized by making the screen larger.
There’s no love for the bezel. But the bezel ensures that your screen doesn’t fall off. Seeing as how the bezel may soon be as a past, it seems an appropriate time to celebrate the unsung hero of the consumer electronics world.

The Scomber Mix Table is Perfect for DJs, Looks at Home in the Apple Store

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If there’s anything most DJs will tell you, it’s that finding an elegant but effective way to store their turntables can be difficult. Most tables aren’t built to withstand the weight of a pair of turntables and a mixer, or they’re not sized to fit all of your audio gear on top of the table. Well, Hoerboard’s Scomber Mix Table is designed to fit two turntables, a mixer, and a few accessories perfectly, and looks beautiful in the process.
If the Scomber Mix Table looks like a giant Apple Display or an iMac with the screen removed, it’s on purpose: the single-leg with the space cut out of it and the all white, clean design is reminiscent of an Apple product. The foot is made from laser-cut steel, and bolted to an MDF table on the top that is built to order and customized by the customer. You can even add attachments for additional gear, or a stand for your laptop. 
Best of all, the Mix Table keeps your cables hidden by running them inside the table surface and then down the leg to keep them out of sight. If you want one, be ready to spend a good chunk of change. These crafted DJ tables will set you back about $2300 USD can be ordered directly from Hoerboard.

Flaming Lips Reissue Album on Cell Phone

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Spin calls the reissue of the Flaming Lips’ 1997 album Zaireekaunconventional.” My question, however, is: if nothing the Lips do is conventional, shouldn’t the unconventional be the unconventional?

I mean, consider the original release of Zaireeka–the album was a four-disc set with all four intended to be played on different CD players at the same time. I tried to listen to the record with a group of friends in college once, but given the different start rates of players, it was nearly impossible to sync the things up, despite the ample syncing tones at the beginning.

Perhaps this reissue will make matters easier. The band is re-releasing the record on cell phones. Says lead singer Wayne Coyne, “We’re trying to get together as many people with phones to cram into a bathroom and play it. It’ll be a cool experience.”

The record is arriving in the next week or so, so you’ve got that long to find three friends as dorky as you to try it out. The test starts now.

Video of the new Zaireeka after the jump.