USB-Powered Chainsaw Rips Through Chairs, Trees, Credibility

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I’m extremely tempted to pre-order this USB-powered chainsaw, just to see what my $60 will buy me. The i-Saw product page is a master-class in deadpan, explaining in straight-faced detail everything from the USB 2.0 compatibility to the precision engineered chain itself, with a lot of guff in between:

Current materials used on bodies of chainsaws are too heavy for office use. Lighter materials, however, could cause the vertical axis of the guide bar to shift when pressure is applied onto the saw chain. Research and development introduced several innovations to offer an optimal blend of tough plastic and lightweight alloy.

Everything explained, that is, except the power chain. Other than the fact that the saw has “patent-pending technology” which “allows for an unparalleled distribution of power,” we have no idea how a five-volt trickle is turned into the Ikea-chair shredding torrent of destruction shown in the video. We have the feeling that the “i-Saw” may just be a real chainsaw with a USB cable glued to the side, although we hope, desperately, that we are wrong. Shipping September.

Product page [USB Chainsaw. Thanks, Shawn!]


Sega Toys makes indoor fireworks infinitely safer, to Elvis Costello’s dismay

Lovers of pyrotechnics everywhere have always struggled with the quandary: what to do on a rainy day? Well, firebugs, get a load of this: Sega Toys Japan has heard your prayers and answered ’em in the form of the Uchiage Hanabi. This is essentially a projector that displays “fireworks” on the walls and ceilings, with realistic movement and sound. And if that weren’t enough, you can create your own fireworks and program your own shows. Now you can have Bastille Day, every day, in the privacy of your apartment! Out August 1, with a list price of $168. Video after the break.

[Via Japan Trend Shop]

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Cute Overload: Tiny Transformers Model Bike Kit

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Japanese company Pedal ID caters to bike-lovers with small apartments, making tiny 1:9 scale bike kits, and what you see above is one of two special edition Transformers kits.

When assembled, the mini-cycle measures a mere seven and a half inches in length, but manages to have separate wheels, handlebars, chain and all the rest of the kit you’d expect on a track bike (and no brakes, natch).

I’d actually dig a full-sized Transformers bike, especially if it came with one of the features listed on the machine-translated product page: “This product is not deformed.” No, of course not. It’s Transformed!

The price is an appropriately miniature ¥3360, or $35.

Product page [Pedal ID via Prolly]


Steorn Snakeoil Salesmen Hawk $400 Magic Wand

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Steorn, you may remember, is the Dublin based company which provided us with a good weeks worth of entertainment back in July 2007. The company’s perpetual motion machine, the Orbo, promised to usher in a new world of clean, free energy. Sadly, before the demonstration could take place, the precision engineered, 25-year life bearings in all three machines mysteriously broke due to “hot lights”.

Now, Steorn is back, and this time it has a real, shipping product. The trouble is that the company so slathered itself in snake-oil two years ago that the stink will likely never wear off. The product is a USB Hall sensor, a conductor which is used to detect fluctuations in magnetic fields. If you have used one of those cheap boxes which detect electric wires behind walls, you’ll know how it works.

The USB Hall Probe comes with Windows software to give you all the readouts and graphs you might want. Is there a catch? Of course there is. The probe costs €290, or around $400. This seems to directly contradict a claim from the company:

Low cost – No need for expensive gaussmeter/teslameter/voltmeter hardware to measure fields.

Now, I took a quick look at the internet and found that an expensive gaussmeter can be had for anywhere from $13 up to over $1000. The pricier options are calibrated and can store data over time, just like the Steorn version, only they are whole boxes, not just a probe.

And there, we think, lies the problem. The Steorn meter is a simple probe and sensor which just measures, and your PC does the processing. These “expensive gaussmeters” do a whole lot more.

Or maybe we’re just cynical based on past events. I’m certainly no Hall Meter expert, but I do come equipped with a pretty good BS detector.

Product page [Steorn]

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Don’t Blink: 392 MPH Glider Tears Through the Air


What is the fastest RC aircraft? Amazingly, gliders. The non-powered planes can, in skilled hands, whip up a speed of over 300 mph from a relatively slow wind. That’s a velocity of around 8x the speed of the air driving it.

It’s called Dynamic Soaring, or DS, and it requires some specific land and weather conditions, experience and the cojones to slice your precious RC plane through extreme wind shears. If you have a long hill or ridge and the wind is hitting it at a right angle, the air that moves over the top causes an eddy on the leeward side, a steady, spinning whirlpool of air underneath the wind shooting over the ridge.

If you can hit it right, you can power the glider over the ridge and then dip it down into the torrent of air running in the opposite direction. Flip the plane 180º, over and over, and you’ll build up speed. The video above shows a glider clocking an astonishing 392mph from a wind gusting to just 45mph. Think of it as somewhere between surfing a big wave and pumping a skateboard around a half-pipe.

Of course, it’s not easy. Bill Patterson, author of the rather splendid site DS Zone, was flying at a relatively sedentary 150mph and “made the mistake of making too large of a correction while the plane was still in the boundary layer at the bottom, and the v-tail blew off.” Go take a look at both his very clear Flash animation which explains just how this all works, and catch some of the videos of these gliders in action. Even watching a little thumbnail QuickTime video will tighten your stomach in the same way as staring down a high, steep mountain precipice. As Wired.com editor Dylan Tweney noted when he sent the link, “This is extremely cool.”

Dynamic Soaring [DS Zone. Thanks, Paul!]
New Dynamic Soaring World Record — 392mph [YouTube]


Eight Cylinders of Pencil-Sharpening Action, And a Pizza Cutter

toy-tatToday’s “waste of plastic” award goes to two items. A tag-team of tat, if you will. In the red corner, we have the Top Gear V8 Pencil Sharpener, a product with such a dearth of features that one of the spec-sheet bullet points reads “It is made of plastic.”

It’s exactly what you’d expect: an electric pencil sharpener which makes engine noises when in action and “even makes a stalling sound when the shavings tray is full.” The authenticity continues to the power supply, and this toy is as thirsty as the real thing, requiring a ridiculous four AA cells to run. $18, batteries inevitably not included.

And in the blue corner we see the spectacular Pizza Cutter Circular Saw – Pizza Pro 3000. Why “3000”? Because it adds class and credibility, of course. This I actually kind of like — it’s just a regular old pizza wheel with a custom housing, but there is a certain geeky, novelty charm to the device. The product pitch makes much of this gadget restoring the balance of testosterone to today’s hormonally-challenged male. Of course, a real man would use a real circular saw. $18, and sadly no battery requirements.

Pencil Sharpener [Find Me a Gift. Thanks, Marcus!]
Pizza cutter [Find Me a Gift]


Play Lebowski@Home With Wii Bowling Ball

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This is the Wii accessory Homer would buy Marge for her birthday. The “Bowling Ball for Wii” is supposedly an “ultra-realistic” ball for the many bowling games for the console. Three holes in back provide a place to grip, just like a real ball, and there are buttons on the other side to take care of level selections and the like. There’s even a wrist strap to stop you flinging the thing into the TV set.

Best of all, though, is that the ball opens up like Pacman’s head to accommodate your actual Wiimote. This means it should work with any other Wii game. Imagine using this to play Wii Tennis and Wii Fit starts to look like an afternoon nap. Rumors that it comes with a White Russian are unfounded.

Price and availability to be announced.

Product page [CTA Digital via Oh Gizmo!]


Build Your Own Paper New York

nyskylineThese fantastic papercraft models will let you reconstruct a little Big Apple at home. And when we say little, we mean it. The models, which depict landmark New York buildings, come as printed postcards, which means 4-5/8″ x 6-3/4″ in size. You then (carefully) cut them out and stick them together.

You can pick the ones you want, but as they cost just $1.50 per building, you could just make the whole set, which includes the Empire State Building, the Flat Iron Building and the IRT Train. There are also a few pdf downloads at the site for you to print and make, and they’re free. These include the World Trade Center and One Times Square, although somewhat inexplicably misses its most important neighbor, Four Times Square, the NYC home of Wired.com.

Even if you’re not thinking about buying these, check out the site. The fifties-inspired design is lovely, and there’s a whole section of links to some very interesting stories (storeys?) of the buildings of New York.

Product page [Build Your Own New York]


Pleo Robotic Dinosaur Attempts a Comeback

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Pleo, the lovable, green robotic dinosaur, isn’t willing to go away quietly. It is set to make a comeback after a Hong Kong based company Jetta bought the intellectual property rights and other assets to it from a bankruptcy sale.

In April, Pleo’s parent company Ugobe had fired all its employees and filed for liquidation. Ugobe had been teetering on the brink of bankruptcy for months before that. The company was troubled by management changes, a cash crunch and sagging demand for the robots.

The Pleo was first launched in January 2007 for about $350. With its graceful motion and an uncanny ability to respond to human interaction, it became a favorite among robot and toy enthusiasts. In two years, Ugobe sold about 100,000 Pleos. But the company’s bankruptcy was seen as the end of the road for the robot.

Not necessarily, says its new owner. Jetta is “firmly committed” to re-launching Pleo and its accessories, according to the Robots Rule website. Jetta has five production campuses in Guangdong province in China and hopes to make the Pleo a part of its portfolio.

See also:
Pleo Robotic Dinosaur Maker Goes Bankrupt
Unloved and Overpriced, Consumer Robots Battle for Survival

Photo: Pleo (dh/Flickr)


Turbo Heather: Real Southern Belle with Turbo Radio Control

What kind of friend causes your pulse to race every heart-pounding second you’re together? A best friend, that’s who.

Now you can have the thrill of driving real Southern Belles with turbo radio control. Hidden beneath Heather’s beautiful dress is a tornado of power.

These are the amazing features of the Turbo Heather, a remote controlled Southern Belle, and this ad is perhaps our favorite parody to date: it’s a pitch perfect, although the production values are perhaps a little too good for a real trashy infomercial. The faux-ad is by SCADshorts, alumni of the Savannah College of Art and Design (SCAD), and they have a whole YouTube channel to amuse you. We’re just sad that these Turbo Heather’s can’t be bought. I think I’d love the way they’d make me feel.

Turbo Heather [YouTube via Geekologie]