CyberNotes: Uncyclopedia – The Wikipedia of Lies and Sarcasm

This article was written on May 12, 2007 by CyberNet.

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I’m a pretty big fan of Wikipedia, and I visit there at least once a week.  Sure, the information isn’t always 100% accurate, but I think they do their best at keeping it a semi-reliable encyclopedia, and the tone is usually informational.

If you want the complete opposite of Wikipedia and a good laugh, checkout Uncyclopedia.  As they describe themselves, it’s “an encyclopedia full of misinformation and utter lies.” Sounds like a tabloid magazine, doesn’t it? It’s kinda like that, except better because it’s about topics that’ll probably interest you.

The very first I had heard of Uncyclopedia was in the CyberNet forum where Pieter cautioned readers saying “Warning: this site can decrease your productivity.” He also says that they’re politically incorrect, use sarcasm, and are actually funny. I couldn’t agree more, and that’s exactly the reason it’s enjoyable to go there and look around.

With over 23,347 different articles written in English that are open for anybody to edit, and knowing that the intent of the site is to be incorrect and sarcastic, there’s a lot of funny material that will keep you glued to your computer.

If you don’t know where to start, just go to Uncyclopedia and click “Random” in the left sidebar. You’re bound to find something that will give you a good laugh eventually. Below are some technology related topics and a small sample from the topic page for your enjoyment:

Windows XP : How to Secure Windows XP– 1.  Switch to Linux 2.  Yer…that’s it. 3. Put fireworks in your CD tray.

Uncyclopedia

40 fun things to do at Best Buy #1 off of this list is (you really should read the whole list, it’s pretty entertaining):

When an employee approaches you to ask if you need help finding anything as if you’re freakin’ four or something, speak extremely broken English in third person with a low voice, except when you’re saying what you need, which you should say perfectly and in your normal voice. *Tip: make the thing you need very technical-sounding.* (i.e. “Hey, need help finding anything today?” “Ya, [your name] reeeely, reeely needzerz aerh bahnd nay-ewgeegoo HP Pavilion Laptop Computer witna ahbai Intel Dual-Core Processor. Undu makey itz cumpooortibuhb wiba Microsoft Windows XP Professional Edition unsdper Microsoft Windows Vista Beta dooopoabgz *snorrt*.). It’s great.

Unnecessary iPod Accessoriesexamples:

  • iStink: The First iPod to Double as an iDeoderant.  Be prepared for unrelenting female attention and or late nights.
  • iVirus: Causes any iProduct to malfunction, displaying iSuck on the screen.
  • iBlind: All your favorite songs in braille.
  • iFart: What you lookin’ at?

Evil Empire – Google’s famous phrase is “Don’t be evil,” so it makes sense that by searching for Google, the returned result is “do you mean evil empire?” And by clicking on Evil Empire, it says “You may be looking for Google and not even know it.”

Dontbeevil

The examples above came specifically from their technology section, but they have any topic imaginable just like any encyclopedia would. One of the best ways to discover the best material besides the random feature listed above, is to use their “Best of” section. It’s their list of the best of the best.

Thanks Pieter for posting this in the Forum!

Visit Uncyclopedia – Have you come across some funny pages that you think others will get a good laugh from? Include it in the comments below!

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CyberKidz: Online Educational Games for Kids

This article was written on June 25, 2010 by CyberNet.

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Good educational games for kids can be hard to come by, and finding ones that are targeted towards a specific age group are even more rare. The website CyberKidzGames.com, however, does just that. All of their online games are broken down by ages ranging from 4 to 11, and from there they are all categorized.

The math category has 32 games, geography has 26 games, literacy has 32 games, and art/music has 4 games. Your kids can learn everything from multiplication tables to state capitals, and there are even typing tests.

The games aren’t uber great, but keep in mind that they are aimed at young kids. The interfaces for the ones that I tried felt suitable for the ages they were targeting, and I could see how they would be relatively entertaining. I mean really though, how much fun can learning be? :)

CyberKidz Games Homepage

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Minefields 2204 Flash Game is a Great Brain Teaser!

This article was written on January 16, 2007 by CyberNet.

To help cope with my addiction to Flash games I have been receiving several emails with sites to checkout that offer fun games. One of the better ones that I have been playing with is wiicade.com, and the great thing is that most of the games were unique (at least to me).

The one game that really got me going was Minefields 2204 (pictured above). You start off with a battle tank that you need to direct through an obstacle course full of other tanks and mines that are all there to blow you up…if you enter their line of sight. Using the tools available you’ll need to blow up some of the tanks and try to go around others. I highly recommend that you look at the very brief instructions before getting started so that you understand how the various items work.

The screenshot above was taken when I was on level 9, but one of my friends (thanks Mike) made it a little further by pointing out that blocks can be “reused” if you run your tank back over them. I would say that you can get up to level 9 rather quickly (less than 10 minutes) so here are the passwords for tail end of the levels in case you get frustrated and want to move on:

Level 09: KALU
Level 10: VAKA
Level 11: UA33
Level 12: M3LK
Level 13: SYS4
Level 14: BTB7
Level 15: DR66
Level 16: GAL3
Level 17: PS69
Level 18: 55BJ
Level 19: There is no level 19, 18 was the last one :(

Those aren’t exactly walkthroughs, which might be more helpful for some people, but we can say from experience that all of the levels are doable…despite what you might begin to think. After the last level was completed my friend had a score of 463,490!

Another great game that I found there was PaintBall. It isn’t exactly what you expect it to be…because I thought it would have paintball guns and it is far from that. The game is as easy as you decide to make it. You can draw direct paths to the destination, but it is much more fun if you try to minimize the number and size of lines that you draw.

I deleted the email before checking who sent this tip in, but I’m pretty sure it was CoryC. Thanks!

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CyberNotes: Cooliris Provides Faster, Easier Way To Browse The Web

This article was written on September 22, 2006 by CyberNet.

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Cooliris

If you’re looking for an easier, faster, more efficient way to browse the web, take a look at Cooliris. It is a free browser extension available (with different capabilities) for IE, Firefox, and Safari, that will  allow you to preview the content underlying each link before you click. Off hand, I can think of several reason this is such a useful tool, one of them being the simple time factor.  If you’re frequently searching the web, Cooliris will definitely save you a good chunk of time!

Go take a look at their website for a demo on how it works.  Their slogan is “why click?” which is certainly a good question.  Why click on a link that could potentially be a dead link when you don’t need to?  How many times while you’re searching the web do you come across dead links? For myself, it’s a few too many.  Using Cooliris, I can hover over a link to see what the content of that link holds.  If it’s a dead link or irrelevant to what I’m searching for,  I don’t have to waste my time clicking to find it out. I found it especially useful when I was searching Google for images because many times the images they display aren’t valid. 

–Features Specifically for Cooliris Previews 1.8 for Firefox –

They’ve recently released v1.8 with a good list of updates and improvements.  I downloaded it (in just a few seconds) and began giving it a test drive before writing up this article.  All in all, I’m definitely impressed, and I think you will be too. Here’s a quick run-down on the latest Firefox version.

  1. Hover your mouse over any link (web links, images, and videos), and a preview window will appear to show you the underlying content.  (Thus far, I haven’t come across a website where it doesn’t work)
  2. If you like the content, you’re able to send it to a friend from the preview window (no email necessary).
  3. Right-click on any phrase on any webpage, and Cooliris will automatically do a subsearch in Google, Wikipedia, as well as others.
  4. Enable/Disable Cooliris

– Enable/Disable Cooliris –

In particular, the enable/disable feature is one of the most useful aspects of the extension.  You can manually disable the feature for a particular tab, or you’re also given enable/disable preferences.  those preferences include:

  •  Pre-fetch websites: If you’re using a dial-up connection this may be useful, otherwise I see no purpose for it, so I left it disabled.  I tried using Cooliris with pre-fetch enabled as well as disabled, and I really didn’t notice a difference in speed.
  • Default enable: This is if you’re wanting every tab to have the extension enabled by default. 
  • Global disable:  I set this as my preference, just because I want control over when I want to be using the extension.  Sometimes it’s really not necessary to have it enabled and will just slow me down.  When I’m browsing the web, looking for images, etc. I’ll most certainly enable Cooliris to save myself some time.

Cooliris

The image above is a screen shot of what happens when a preview is displayed.  I went to Google, typed in tech.cybernetnews, then after the restuls were displayed, I hovered over the link and got a pop-up preview image of the site before any clicking was involved.

All in all, Cooliris is a useful, helpful program that while doing some serious web browsing, will save you a good chunk of time.  It’s the first time I’ve been able to think of a “pop-up” as helpful and useful. :)   It makes me wonder though, how long do you think it will be until Google or Microsoft or anyone else for that matter will make their own versions?

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Del.icio.us 2.0: It took a Year, but it’s Here

This article was written on July 31, 2008 by CyberNet.

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The famed social bookmarking service Delicious uncovered a new design today that is supposed to be faster, include more powerful searching, and be flat out easier on the eyes. Sound exciting? Well, we first got a glimpse of the new design nearly a year ago, but there were some bumps in the road that kept them from getting it released.

One other thing that heavy Delicious users will notice is that the domain is no longer Del.icio.us like we’re all used to. Instead they’ve moved the site to Delicious.com, which will probably be easier for new members to remember. It’s just sad to see one of the first web 2.0-style domain names get retired.

The new site is already live, and you can start playing with the great new features:

  • Speed: We’ve moved to a new infrastructure that makes every page faster. This new platform will enable us to keep up with traffic growth while ensuring Delicious is responsive and reliable. You may not have noticed, but the old back-end was getting creaky under the load of five million users.
  • Search: We’ve completely overhauled our search engine to make it faster and more powerful. Searches used to take ages to return results; now they’re very quick. The new search engine is also smarter, and more social: you can search within one of your tags, another user’s public bookmarks, or your social network. Now it’s easier to take advantage of the expertise and interests of your friends, not to mention the Delicious community at large.
  • Design: Finally, we’ve updated the user interface to improve usability and add a few often-requested features (such as selectable detail levels and alphabetical sorting of bookmarks). Our goal has been to keep the new design similar in spirit to the old one, so all of you veterans should be able to jump in without any confusion. At the same time, we’re hoping that newcomers to Delicious will find it easier to learn. Check out the What’s New page for an overview of the changes, or watch this animation that sums it up nicely:

Personally I’ve never used Delicious very much, and so I’m curious what the Delicious users out there think of the new design. Is it everything you hoped for?

Delicious Homepage

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CyberNotes: Barack Obama Wins Web 2.0 “Election”

This article was written on January 12, 2008 by CyberNet.

CyberNotes
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The upcoming presidential election this year in the United States is turning out to be very different than in years prior.  One reason for this is that the Internet has become a HUGE ground for candidates to gain support and get their message out. Social sites like MySpace and Facebook are filled with all kinds of politics as are blogs and other sites. That got us wondering, if it were up to social site and other Web 2.0 users, who would be the winner right now? Well, we’ll tell ya! For today’s Weekend Website, we’re taking a look at who we’d see on the ballot come November, and ultimately, who would win the election based upon the information we found from various social sites. This data was collected on Thursday, January 10th, so be aware that it could be different at this point.

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The first thing we did was to go around and find different sites that had measurable presidential data.  Here’s the list we came up with and the weight we assigned each:

  • YouTube Subscribers and channel views for each candidate
    (20% for Subscribers, 10% for Views)
    YouTube has a section dedicated to all of the candidates which can be found at www.youtube.com/youchoose.  There you’ll find all of the candidates listed, and you can click on each on to be taken to their special YouTube page.  On those pages they list the official number of subscribers and the channel views for each candidate. We weighted the subscribers more than the channel views, simply because in our opinion, a subscriber is more important than a view.
  • MySpace friends for each candidate
    (20%)
    There’s no doubt that MySpace is one of the top social networks out there, and it’s playing an important role for some candidates in the race.  We went to MySpace to see how many friends each candidate had on their official “MySpace Profile.”
  • Facebook Pulse
    (20%)
    Facebook Pulse can be found at www.facebook.com/politics/pulse.php and it graphs the number of supporters each candidate has on Facebook.
  • Facebook Apps
    (10%)
    All but one candidate had some type of Facebook application for supporters whether it was “official” or not.  We looked for the Application with the most daily active users for each candidate, and included that information in our calculation.
  • TechCrunch Votes
    (10%)

    TechCrunch has decided to hold their own political primaries online.  People have been able to vote since December 18th, and it’ll run until January 18th.  We checked out the results, and included those numbers.
  • Digg Friends
    (10%)

    Of course social site Digg couldn’t get away without have a page setup for the candidates.  People can add the candidates as friends, and so we included the amount of friends that each has in our calculation.  You can checkout Digg’s section at http://digg.com/elections.

Republicans – Ron Paul a WINNER!

Below you’ll find all of the data we input from each of the above listed sites, and the winner of the Republican “primary” listed at the top of the list under “rank”.  As you’ll see, Ron Paul is designated as our Web 2.0 “winner” based upon the data we collected. CLICK TO ENLARGE

Republican Results

Democrats – Barack Obama a WINNER!

Below you’ll find all of the data we input from each of the above listed sites, and the winner of the Democratic “primary” listed at the top of the list under “rank”.  As you’ll see, Barack Obama is designated as our Web 2.0 “winner” based upon the data we collected. CLICK TO ENLARGE

Democratic Results

Overall Winner – Barack Obama

Based upon our calculations and the sources we used, if it were up to the users of Web 2.0 sites and social networks, Barack Obama would be the next president come November. It’s interesting, isn’t it, to take a look at the popularity some of these candidates have on the Internet?  For some though, unfortunately that popularity they have on the Internet hasn’t translated to popularity elsewhere.

So there you have it, the winner of the “Web 2.0″ elections, calculated by CyberNet…

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Google Spreadsheets Now Allows Public Editing

This article was written on May 15, 2008 by CyberNet.

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Google actually made an interesting move yesterday in terms of how people can collaborate on the spreadsheets they create. If you take a look at the Share tab in one of your Google Spreadsheets you’ll notice a new option towards the bottom that’s new. With it you can share a spreadsheet that can be edited by anyone and everyone which, as Google OS points out, essentially makes this a wiki.

A feature like this is nice because users don’t need an account to collaborate on a spreadsheet. Unfortunately that also means that the URL for the document can easily be shared, and you could quickly start finding unwanted information popping up. I guess it’s fortunate that Google provides a rather extensive revision history so that in a single click you can go back to before the unwanted changes were made.

What I would really like to see from Google is a way to password protect a document without needing a username. That way you could distribute a password to, for example coworkers, without having to worry about the public stumbling across the document. And then you could also change the password at your own leisure. Now that would be perfect for some of the things that I’m working on.

Recent events make it seem as though Google has been showing some love to the Spreadsheets, because in the last few months they added offline support, introduced gadgets, and developed a sweet form system. I can’t wait to see what else they have in store for us!

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Chrome/Firefox: Price History Charts for Amazon and Newegg

This article was written on November 25, 2010 by CyberNet.

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I do a lot of my shopping online, and a majority of my purchases come from either Newegg or Amazon due to their competitive pricing and speedy shipping. The big problem I have is that prices change on these sites so frequently that it can be hard to know whether the price has recently been raised or lowered.

A free Chrome/Firefox extension called Camelizer makes figuring that out a lot easier. If you’re shopping on Amazon.com, BestBuy.com, Newegg.com, Backcountry.com, Overstock.com, or zZounds.com you can grab a quick price history chart for just about any item. One great example of when this can be useful is depicted in the screenshot above. You can see that Newegg is indicating the price of this particular computer memory “was $114.99″ and has dropped down to $89.99, and normally I’d have no way of knowing when that happened. With Camelizer I just click on the icon that appears in the address bar to instantly see a graph of the price history. Now I’m able to see that the price they’re referencing was from about 6-weeks ago, and had actually dropped to around $105 before it fell to the current price.

As you can imagine Camelizer is a great way to figure out how much money you’re really saving. If you decide that you want to holdout a bit you can set a price alert and Camelizer will send you an email or Twitter notification when the item drops below the threshold that you set.

Camelizer Chrome Extension or Firefox Extension

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CyberNotes: Services Offered By Remember the Milk

This article was written on August 30, 2008 by CyberNet.

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Weekend Website

Over the last couple of years, Remember the Milk has done a great job of making a name for themselves. We wrote about them for the first time almost exactly two years ago and described them as a free, simple task manager. At that point they were still in beta and even then they had come a long way. As they approach their three year anniversary which is coming up in October, we thought we’d take another look at the service which has made a big difference in how people manage their task lists.

Remember the Milk has a whole list of official services which you can view here. Those services range from Remember the Milk (RtM) for Twitter to a Mobile Version which makes for easy management of your tasks on the go. Today we’ll be covering four official RtM services available including the Mobile Version, RtM for Netvibes, Gmail, and Twitter.

Mobile Version

Many people who have mobile phones also use them for browsing the Internet. RtM has a fairly nice mobile version available, for free by visiting m.rememberthemilk.com.

We decided to put the mobile version to the test, and it’s pretty nice. As an iPhone user, one of the first downsides I noticed is that they use numbers as shortcuts for accessing the various menus. Because a key pad isn’t available to me, I’m not able to, for example, press 1 to view today’s tasks.

If you have a phone with a physical key-pad, the mobile version of Remember the Milk will benefit you the most.

Here are a few features accessible to you:

  • Add new tasks and notes
  • Edit existing tasks and notes
  • Search your tasks
  • View tasks by list or tag
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Netvibes

Netvibes has become a pretty popular personalized start page, similar in purpose to iGoogle and My Yahoo!. Remember the Milk has created a Netvibes module so that users can manage their tasks right from their Netvibes start page.

All you have to do to add the Netvibes module to your page is click here.

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Like the mobile version, it is pretty full-featured with the option to add and edit tasks, review your overdue tasks, and search for them as well. Above is a screenshot which shows you what the module looks like on your page.

For Gmail...

With the help of a Firefox extension, Remember the Milk can be viewed right from Gmail. Ryan wrote about this back in December when it was first introduced and said it made RtM the task manager service on the Internet.

This Remember the Milk extension takes advantage of the Greasemonkey functionality that Google introduced in Gmail 2 and will allow you to manage all of your tasks in a sidebar to the right of your Inbox. You can add, remove, and organize your tasks, without ever leaving Gmail.

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Another nice feature is that you can connect tasks with your mail. RtM can automatically create a task when you star a message or apply a specific label to it. This is something you can enable in your settings.

For Twitter…

Remember the Milk for Twitter is actually more amazing than it seems at first glance. If you regularly use Twitter, you can very easily, with the help of commands, update and maintain your entire list of to-do’s. And because Twitter can be updated via SMS, you can keep your to-do list up-to-date with the help of your mobile phone.

To use this feature, follow these steps:

  1. Sign up for Twitter if you haven’t already
  2. Add RtM as your friend on Twitter, this is essential
  3. From there interact with your task list using commands

This is one of those features that can really increase your productivity, and it’s nice because you can also receive task reminders as direct messages to your Twitter account if you so choose.

Here’s an example of a command you can use. Say you’re getting ready to leave for work, but before you do, you’d like to see the tasks that you need to complete. From the direct message page on Twitter, you can send the following command: !today. Once the command has been sent, you’ll get a Twitter message with the tasks that need to be completed. If you were on your mobile phone, the command you would enter would be d rtm !today.

Wrapping it up…

Today we talked about just four of many services that Remember The Milk Offers. If you are in need of a way to keep yourself organized, we’d suggest trying out RtM, and then taking a look at a list of services they offer. They can’t be beat!

Remember The Milk

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Gizmoz.com – Create your own 3D Avatar

This article was written on December 26, 2006 by CyberNet.

These days, it’s all about social networking and messaging.  Gizmoz.com utilizes a flash-based 3D avatar product, and it works by using a picture of a person, and their voice. Gizmoz will most definitely become a magnet for MySpace users and the like who will flock to avatar creators such as this. It also works with most messenger services like Yahoo! Messenger, Skype, AIM, MSN Messenger, and Google Talk.  Avatars are most commonly used  with messenger clients, forums, and social networking sites, and is a graphic of your choosing that you display. Not only can you create your own 3D Avatar, you can also create E-cards, and watch a collection of user generated talking heads videos.

Gizmoz’s vision, and mission is to add “emotional fun to personal digital communication, across all platforms and by that, change the face of your personal communication experience.” They’re all about self expression and giving an “eye-popping new twist to your social networking and personal messaging experience with fascinating, highly emotive animated headz that “speak” in your own voice, or text messages.”Working with graphic designers, 3D artists, illustrators, and other professionals, they have been able to create a great 3D service that makes Gizmoz unique, and sets them apart from others.

Here are some of the highlights of what you can do over at Gizmoz:

Watch and collect:

Not only can you create your own Gagz, you can also watch and create a collection that others have made.  You are then able to download them to your PC, iPod, etc. Any of these clips that you collect or create can then be embedded into websites like MySpace. Gagz are tagged with labels which makes it easy to search for certain key words.

Commune:

There’s a Gizmoz Talking Headz Forum which is semi-active. You can join groups with a common interest, add comments regarding clips, and send messages.

Create:

Probably the best part about Gizmoz is the ability to create your very own clips to embed on your own site, or email them to your friends and family. You can create a Gag by choosing a head that they already have available, or you can use your own picture. If you’re using your own picture, you simply upload a picture of your choice. From there, Gizmoz will turn the image into a 3D model.  After that, you add all of the details like a body, clothes, backgrounds, tattoos, etc. The final step would be adding the sound- whether it be your voice, or another. Finally, you could add a moving mouth and facial expressions to top it off.

Download:

Gizmoz is a free download, and as mentioned, works with most of the popular instant messenger clients. Some of the messenger features include:

  • Special expressive features for real time chat
  • Crazy fun animated Zaps to insult your IM buddies
  • Lovable animated Hugs to share your affection
       while IMing
  • Amazing FX
  • Instantly send any gag clip while IMing
  • Same user name and account both for your
       Gizmoz.com and your Gizmoz client.

Source: TechCrunch

Visit Gizmoz

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