Mental Anguish calculator, Infinite Janken for rock, paper, scissors solitaire

The piggy bank has certainly gotten a makeover recently and now Wiz Inc. offers a new take on the traditional calculator, the Consolation Money Calculator. What looks like a standard desktop calculator (except with an unusually large screen) actually has two modes, one for normal functions and one for “consolation calculation,” to determine the net worth of any emotional anguish incurred on account of another.

It works like this: first enter your profile information, choose the perpetrator of your anguish (from a list of option such as “boss,” or “boyfriend/girlfriend”) and the origin, fill in a few more details particular to your previous selections and hit the “mental damage” button to calculate your results. Since it really is just for fun, the “mental damage” equates to responses such as “beer” or “dinner” displayed in cute images on the liquid crystal screen.

The Consolation Money Calculator debuts on January 24th for ¥2,415. Also in stores on that day from Wiz Co.’s Koyoi Ani line (for ¥1,029) is the “Successive Janken” key chain game. The popularity of janken, or rock, paper, scissors, knows no boundaries in Japan and this game allows for unlimited practice against a digital opponent. Play involves choosing one of three buttons (rock, paper, or scissors) on the bottom of the “scissor hand” shaped game.

The appeal is based on the theory that if the entire world’s population of 6,600,000,000 were to engage in a giant tournament of janken, a player need only win 33 times consecutively to claim the world title (according to the press release). As players rack up consecutive wins, the standby screen updates their world rank, leading to the ultimate goal of global supremacy. Consider it “mugen” (endless) janken, but with a target (however unrealistic) in sight.

Although, keeping in mind how long some school kids spend on the trains in their morning commute, Successive Janken might just turn out a few top ranked players.

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Why Kids Deserve Crappy Gadgets This Holiday

This may sound weird, but maybe the children—the future engineers, programmers and techs of our world—deserve crappy gadgets as presents this holiday.

It’s not that I think all kids are bad. Nor is it about avoiding breeding spoiled brats. Buying high end gadgets for kids is not quite like buying new driver a sportscar. Not exactly. But a kid driving a beater that is slow, handles poorly and needs mechanical love once in awhile can teach an early driver a lot more about how to coax the maximum performance and life out of a car when learning on a piece of junk. Likewise with tech. Giving them great gadgets can deny kids the unavoidable toil poorly designed or rough-around the edges technology offers that can be so educational. I don’t have kids, and I won’t presume to actually propose parenting advice to anyone, but I can draw on my own childhood, where I learned tech by taking the harder way.

My dad wisely refused to buy me a complete toy remote controlled car, but instead had me work on a Tamiya kit car, which required me to learn how to solder at age 7. The kid across the street from me eventually had to ask me how to build his own car. He was 16. In another instance, one of many, I couldn’t get Ultima to run on my dad’s old 386 until I got the autoexec batch file set up right. It was a pain but getting that game to run right taught me a nugget of knowledge. I had plenty of experience like this, and they all added to my collective experience with machines.

One famous geek dad I put this theory to said he didn’t think high end gear in itself was the problem.

Because computers suck so much, every high-end gadget requires learning all sort of tricky OS stuff like managing several devices, understand DRM, password and username management, updating firmware, rebooting when things go wrong, etc. Compared to a games console, practically everything involving a computer is a mini lesson in IT.

I can agree with that, but I think it strengthens my point. What’s funny is that the types of devices I use manage most of these problems he mentions very elegantly. Today, most of the gear I use is from a certain manufacturer that prides itself on making things very easy to use and consumer oriented. And I appreciate it, but I can’t help but feel like I’m becoming dependent on technology so polished, its no harder to use than biting into an…Apple.

Then again, other tech parents I talked to believe what I’m saying is nothing new. One creative family in particular thought the philosophy here could be applied to all mediums. For example, Instead of having their kid listen to pop music, they give her weekly music lessons. And although their daughter has total access to all the gadgets her father and mother do, they’re using it to ramp her up to more difficult and advanced ways to interface with and control tech. That is, she’s getting programming lessons soon. Knowing the girl, I think she’ll enjoy them, even thought she’s been raised on easy to use tech. But perhaps the difference here is how that energy is diverted — instead of using a tinkering mentality to get the baseline OS working, she might use it to write programs.

Another parent says this is all theoretical. I heard on some NPR show awhile ago that there’s not much you can do to encourage or discourage the spirit of a young person. I guess what I’m saying is that giving junior geeks personal tech problems from a young age can be can be good basic training, so what benefit do we get by buying them stuff that works out of the box?

Hackers Mod Nerf Gun Into Crazy Weapon of Cushiony Destruction

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The joy of Nerf-play never fades. But the older you get, the sillier you look shooting toy guns. Modify a Nerf gun to shoot as fast as a machine gun, and you’ve got a different story.

That’s what a pair of hackers — Eli and Aaron at ManaPotions — sought out to do. They modified a Nerf chaingun to spit out 500 rounds per minute by increasing its voltage. And on top of that, they added a round counter and gave the gun a paint job.

That’s some serious horsing around. The hack cost them about $80; they provide an entire how-to on their site. Check out the video below the jump.

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T-Mobile Dash may not be getting an overhaul, may not be in stores now

Did we just blow your mind with this all-black T-Mobile Dash? Besides sporting a new look, this furtively shot handset seems to confirm details we received from a tipster over the weekend. According to the source, the new phones have been seen in a few T-Mob stores across the country, and they’re sporting Windows 6.1 and a camera upgrade of some sort. We’re light on details, like whether or not this bad boy is 3G, but then again there’s no telling whether or not any of this is even for reals. But that is a picture, isn’t it? We’ll just have to wait and see.

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Switched On: Alpha 400 pays a high price for low cost

Each week Ross Rubin contributes Switched On, a column about consumer technology.

When a recent fake news story claiming that Coby Electronics would enter the netbook market with a $100 PC included a quote I had given two years ago, I smelled something fishy. But before I questioned the validity of the article, I questioned the validity of such a product. Because for at least those expecting some semblance of a modern PC, the fascination with a $100 notebook might turn to disappointment when they realize the considerable compromises needed to achieve that alluring price.

For as life quickly moved to imitate art, the aftermath of Cobygate saw news of the Alpha 400, which is smaller, lighter and, at $170 at Geeks.com, about $100 less than online pricing for the Eee PC 2G Surf. With no hard drive and no fan, it runs so coolly and quietly the only noise the product makes is when you open and close its creaky hinge, which allows the screen to lay flat parallel to the keyboard. Its brand-free top surface is glossy black, but the rest of its plastic body has a finish so dull that the product could pass for one of those plastic laptop props used in furniture stores.

Like the original Eee, the Alpha 400 has a 7-inch screen, an SD card slot, three USB ports, and a keyboard (albeit one that is even smaller than the one on the first Eee). From there, almost all the specs take a dramatic step down. The Alpha 400 has only 128MB of RAM and 1GB of local storage. It has no webcam and supports only 802.11b although it connected consistently to my home network, something that has not been true of some other Linux-based netbooks. With the Alpha 400’s extremely limited driver support, very few USB peripherals will work with the device. Some USB flash drives, for example, would not mount and USB audio is not supported.

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Basil the Robot trained for symbolic recognition, beer toting

Though not much of a looker — feel free to insert your own beer goggles joke here — Basil the Robot is an experiment by Jim and Louise Gunderson to train an AI to identify its surroundings symbolically. That way, the couple hopes, he can react dynamically in new environments. Basil was intended to be shown off at a Cafe Scientifique meeting by having him go to the bar and order drinks for his creators, but that proved unsuccessful when Basil’s battery died. The couple did videotape a successful trial run from the night before, which you can see after the break. Basil will next receive a microphone for voice commands and be upgraded from his current sonar navigation to a video sight system. The eventual goal is to teach Basil to go to the local brewery and pick up beer. Sure, we’re still terrified of the robot revolution, but let’s get serious here — who are we to deny our mechanical overlords if they keep proffering us six-packs? Hit up the read link for the full story.

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LED Blow On-Off Candles

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CoolestGadgets.com: Candles are romantic to say the least, and having a few in the room will certainly enhance the mood and ambiance even more. Unfortunately, they can be a fire hazard at times, so here’s a safe substitute from ThinkGeek – the LED Blow On-Off Candles.

The LED Blow On-Off Candles are solid wax (except for some electronics) and feature a natural-looking, flickering light just like normal candles, but they have a couple of extra techno enhanced powers.

Regular candles will blow out if you blow on the flame, but these LED candles will also blow on. All you have to do is use the master on/off switch on the bottom, and these candles will turn on and off with just a puff at the “flame”. Even better, each candle has a switch to select either a cool blue flame, or a more realistic yellowish flame.

From the proper distance and height, these candles will fool everyone into thinking they are the real thing; they are a fantastic way to put candles where it is too dangerous to have open flames. And, they won’t drip wax all over your mithril armor either.

LED Blow On-Off Candles [CoolestGadgets.com]

Gadget Lab Podcast #58: Macworld: Show’s Over, Folks (Without Apple)

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In the latest episode of the Gadget Lab podcast, Brian Chen and Priya Ganapati discuss Apple’s shocking announcement that Steve Jobs will not appear at January’s Macworld Expo. And beyond that, Apple said the corporation would cease attending Macworld after 2009. We talk about what this all means for Apple and Macworld. (One thing’s clear: You can expect pretty boring Apple products to launch at Macworld, such as the rumored upgrade for the Mac Mini.) 

On a related note, we also discuss the possibility of Dell working on an ultra thin notebook to compete with Apple’s MacBook Air. Then, we analyze a new trend seen in netbooks: Cellphone-like contracts.

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‘I Love Katamari’ for the iPhone and iPod Touch

Last Monday, I Love Katamari for the iPhone and iPod Touch was released, and iPhone/iPod Touch owners everywhere rejoiced. OK, only Katamari Damacy fans would rejoice, but c’mon, who isn’t a fan of a game where you can roll up pretty much anything and everything into a giant ball?

When I heard the news, I immediately went to the App Store and plunked down $7.99 of my own money for the game. I absolutely loved playing Katamari Damacy as well as its sequel, We Love Katamari on the PlayStation 2, and looked forward to see how the iPhone/iPod Touch version would fare.

As I expected, it’s absolutely stunning, and the music is as addictive as ever (“NA-NAAAAAA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA The Katamari Damacy” is stuck in my head at the moment). The story part of Katamari is usually a fun little quirk of the game, and it’s no different here. It starts out with the King of All Cosmos losing his memory of Earthly objects, and wants the Prince to roll them up so he can remember them. And as always, you’re asked to roll the katamari ball over all sorts of objects of varying sizes, and as you roll up more things, your ball grows in size, making it possible to roll up larger objects–even animals and people.

emDirty Pictures/em Revels In Mud, Sweat and Gears

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Book review by Wired.com photo editor Jim Merithew; photographs courtesy of pdxcross

Bicyclists who put their rides away at the first sign of inclement weather will get a gritty reality check when they see Dirty Pictures.

The beautifully photographed book documents the 2008 cyclocross season in Portland, Oregon, showing the muddy mess that the sport’s dedicated riders get themselves into in their pursuit of winter thrills.

Cyclocross, invented as a way for European professional road cyclists to stay fit during the off-season, takes place in the fall and early winter and consists of riders tearing through multiple laps on imposing courses composed of pavement, dirt, rocks, grass, short pitches and a variety of obstacles. Pedaling bikes specially designed for cyclocross’ dirty demands, they ride what they can and run the rest.

Looking at the rich black-and-white photos in Dirty Pictures for the first time, you could easily mistake the book for a collection of images from historical European cyclocross races. But these muddy faces, smiling through the grit in their teeth, are members of the Portland scene. The beauty of the book is that the photographers are having as much fun as the racers: The photogs have undeniably immersed themselves in the subculture.

The photography possesses a distinctively European aesthetic, encouraging readers to be like participants in the shenanigans rather than mere voyeurs.

We are there as the riders line up en masse, mount their bikes, race for the first corner, scramble up hillsides, sprint up stairs, get cheered on by family and friends, slip in the mud, scramble back aboard their rides, cross the finish line and share a beer or two as they tell each other the tales of the day.

We are there from start to finish, during the trials and tribulations of riding cross in the soggy, foggy Pacific Northwest.

Dirty Pictures, distributed by self-publishing house Blurb, was designed by Deborah Pang Davis and edited by her husband, former White House photo editor Mike Davis.

It’s not cheap at $70 for the hardcover version ($50 for soft-cover), but no self-respecting bicycling/photography nut should be without a copy.

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