My name is Chris and I hoard Nokias.
(Credit: Chris Matyszczyk/CNET)
If we can’t unearth a new illness, syndrome, or phobia at least once a month, we are not America.
I am delighted, therefore, that by merely keeping my eyes open I can bring news of the latest.
Americans are suffering in hordes from compulsive gadget-hoarding.
I hope that, by merely writing that sentence, I can confront you with something that you know is true.
I hope that you can look your friends in the eye at your next social event and declare: “Hullo, I’m Claudia. And I’m a compulsive gadget-hoarder.”
I feel sure that there will be a communal welling of support, as other friends admit to the same problem.
How do I know? Because I have seen the results of a survey that says 68 percent of Americans have kept an old device for two or more years, without actually using it.
Is one of yours a Palm? Is it an old iPhone? Or are you emotionally attached to a Samsung flip phone or the insistently beautiful and my own weakness, the Nokia 9300?
The survey also reveals just how much of a problem this is. For only 25 percent of Americans admit to being gadget-hoarders.
This is even though 70 percent currently have multiple gadgets at home that they haven’t used for at least three months.
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