Apple Intros iLife ’11

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First up on the slate of today’s announcements at Apple’s Back to the Mac event: iLife ’11. The suite contains the usual cast of applications, including iMovie, iPhoto, and Garageband.

The new version of iPhoto offers a number of enhancements, including a “live” full screen, enhancements to Facebook integration, and easier photo e-mailing. The software is more dynamic than in previous versions, including upgrades to slideshows and Places. According to Steve Jobs, two million books a year are printed using the existing iPhoto software.

iMovie ’11, meanwhile, features improvements to audio editing, new one-step special effects, and the ability to create movie trailers from within the application. The application promises to make formerly complex editing possible in just a few mouse clicks. It also features built-in facial detection and keyword filters for editing. The application ships with a number of included music scores. Once edited, the application lets users share movies via Facebook and e-mail.

The latest version of Apple’s music creation software GarageBand, which features updates to timing and rhythm (including the new features Groove Matching and FlexTime) and a number of new instrument options and guitar amps.

iLife ’11 will ship free on new Macs and will run $49 for existing users.

TweetDeck CEO Hits Back on Steve Jobs Android Comments

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This is starting to get good. It’s days like these that I really enjoy what I do for a living. What started as a surprise appearance by Steve Jobs on last night’s Apple earning’s call has already turned into a full-on three executive pileup. I mean, you didn’t really expect the companies in Jobs’s sights to just sit idly by as he slammed them in front of the press, did you?

To recap, last night Jobs invited himself onto an Apple earnings call to both brag about the company’s numbers and to stick it to the competition. He attacked the perception of Android’s openness by stating,

We find this a bit disingenuous, and clouding the real difference between our two approaches. The first thing that most of think about when we hear the word “open” is Windows, which is available on a variety of devices. Unlike Windows, however, where most PCs have the same user interface and run the same apps, Android is very fragmented.

Google VP Andy Rubin shot back on Twitter, writing,

the definition of open: “mkdir android ; cd android ; repo init -u git://android.git.kernel.org/platform/manifest.git ; repo sync ; make

Rubin was pointing out just how open the software that his company created really was.

Android Chief Joins Twitter, Hits Back at Steve Jobs

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Okay, we’re maybe jumping the gun here–there’s no little blue and white checkmark next to his name, but TechCrunch seems pretty confident that @arubin is, in fact, Andy Rubin, Google’s VP of Engineering and the head of Android, having “confirmed with a couple of people in the know” that it is indeed him.

The fascinating thing, however, isn’t the fact that Rubin is on Twitter–there are plenty of execs and other prominent folk on the micro-blogging site. Rather, it’s the fact that the former Danger CEO used his first tweet to take a jab at Steve Jobs, who, as mentioned before, crashed an Apple earnings meeting to say some mean things about Google’s Android and all of this talk of software openness.

Rubin’s tweet is as follows,

the definition of open: “mkdir android ; cd android ; repo init -u git://android.git.kernel.org/platform/manifest.git ; repo sync ; make

Our lead mobile analyst Sascha Segan has graciously agreed to translate the above geek speak for the rest of us,

Rubin’s tweet lists the commands needed to start compiling a copy of Android on your home Linux machine. He’s emphasizing that anyone can develop for, hack, and even create their own version of Android. The irony, of course, is that Jobs would probably consider that a negative – Apple likes the uniformity of iOS. Rubin’s declaration of openness also overlooks that some consumers don’t have the freedom to hack their retail devices because of choices made by their wireless carriers and mobile-phone manufacturers.

Rubin hasn’t added anything since that first tweet posted about seven hours ago. We don’t mind. So far he’s battling 1,000.

iPad Mini 7-Inch Dreams Dashed by Steve Jobs

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All right, just more thing from Steve Jobs’s unexpected–and, frankly, pretty awesome–earnings call crashing from last night. After the executive was finished saying some mean things about Google and BlackBerry, he tore into the tablet market.

First on his list were the new crop of seven inch tablets that seem to be popping up all over the place. “One naturally thinks that a seven inch screen would offer 70 percent of the benefits of a 10 inch screen,” Jobs told the press. “Unfortunately, this is far from the truth. The screen measurements are diagonal, so that a seven inch screen is only 45 percent as large as iPad’s 10 inch screen. You heard me right-just 45 percent as large.”

Of course, Jobs wasn’t just attacking the tablets that have been announced thus far–he was putting the kibosh on all of those rumors of a seven inch “iPad Mini.”

Users of a seven inch tablet, he added, oddly, would have to “sand down their fingers” to use the thing. Yep, that’s right, sand down their fingers,

Once you increase the resolution of the display to make up some of the difference, it’s meaningless unless your tablet also includes sandpaper, so that the user can sand down their fingers to around one-quarter of their present size.

Steve Jobs Crashes Apple Earnings Call, Smack Talks Google, BlackBerry

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There’s something about the idea of Steve Jobs just “dropping by” on an Apple earnings call that I really appreciate. As though the multi-billionaire world-famous executive just sort of crashed the party because he had a few things that he really wanted to get off his chest.

What makes the whole Jobs’s appearance on last night’s Apple call really strange is the fact that the Apple chief is notorious for not really do doing a heck of a lot of talking outside of choreographed keynotes and the occasional ill-advised e-mail to an Apple customer or irate journalist.

“Hi, everybody,” Jobs told the press, apparently just sort of crashing the event. “As most of you know, I usually don’t participate in Apple earnings calls, since you’re in such capable hands with Peter [Oppenheimer] and Tim [Cook]. But I just couldn’t help dropping by for our first $20 billion quarter. I would like to chat about a few things, and stay for the rest of the Q&A, if that’s all right.”

I mean, um, I guess it’s all right, if you think it’s all right, Steve.

Try Out Bowties on Your iPhone

There are plenty of things to worry about in this modern world–disease, natural disasters, a crumpling economy, bed bugs. It’s hard to imagine that the inability to try on bowties is toward the top of anybody’s list. If, however, you’re among a select group truly concerned with iconoclastic neck wear, then boy have we got the iPhone app for you.

OoOTie has a brand new app for the iPhone and Android OSes that lets users try on a variety of bowtie styles in the setting of your choice. Just select a tie and hold it up to your neck.

Says the company, “For an interactive experience, ask your friend, your bartender, your girlfriend/boyfriend, your mom/dad, or even a total stranger what they think. Don’t be offended if they don’t answer right away. The first glimpse of an OoOTie has been known to render people speechless.”

The app is a free download. The bowties start at $15. There’s also an iPad version of the app–can a version for dickies be too far behind?

PadDock Turns Your iPad into an iMac

PadDockIf you’ve been watching rumors of a possible touch-screen iMac and just don’t want to wait to see if they turn out to be real, the PadDock is here now and gives your iPad a stand that makes it look and feel like an iMac. Just mount your iPad into the PadDock and you get a swivel-tilt stand that looks like it was designed by Apple, charges your ipad while it’s in the dock, and even has a speaker bar at the bottom to amplify the sound from the iPad’s single speaker.

The PadDock keeps your iPad snug on all sides, and can be switched from charge and sync modes quickly so you can juice it up or use the attached USB cable to sync your music and apps with a nearby Mac or PC. The PadDock will set you back $99.99 list, but if you want an iPad stand with enough features to make it look like a desktop computer, this is the one.

HyperMac to Stop Selling External Battery Packs in November

CES - HyperMac - iPod BatteryLast month Apple filed suit against HyperMac and their parent company, Sanho, accusing them of parent infringement over the HyperMac line of external laptop batteries – and more importantly – the Apple MagSafe connectors that the external batteries use to charge the Mac or MacBook Pro that the HyperMac battery is connected to. Today, according to an e-mail from Sanho Corporation CEO Daniel Chin, Sanho and HyperMac will stop selling the HyperMac batteries with the MagSafe connectors on November 2nd, 2010 while they negotiate with Apple.

HyperMac states you’ll still be able to buy the external batteries after that date, but without the MagSafe connector, they won’t be able to charge your device over anything but USB, unless you already have a connector cable. Only time will tell whether the lawsuit blows over and HyperMac is able to sell the external battery packs again, but in the interim, this is the last opportunity to pick one up before they’re gone for good in their current form.

Father, Son Send iPhone Into Space on Balloon

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I remember going to the batting cages with my dad. We went to our fair share of A’s games, too. He also helped me make a Pinewood Derby car a few years in a row. To the best of my knowledge, however, we never sent anything into space. Man, what a lousy childhood. Back in August, however, the father and son team of Luke and Max Geissbuhler (age 7) did just that.

The duo attached an HD camera (in the form of an Apple iPhone) to a weather balloon and launched the thing up into the atomosphere. “It would have to survive 100 mph winds, temperatures of 60 degrees below zero, speeds of over 150 mph, and the high risk of water landing,” Geissbuhler wrote in the introduction of a video documenting the event.

And people say the iPhone isn’t rugged?

The craft all came equipped with a self-deploying parachute and a GPS device to help the Geissbuhlers retrieve it once it came crashing back to earth.

The whole thing is the product of eight months of research. Check out the results after the jump.

Where the Super Duper Rich Get Their Mobile Tech

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Recently, we reported on a $350 limited edition all-crystal iPod dock. And that may be okay for the run-of-the-mill trust fund technophile. But what are you to do if you are 1) an Apple user with millions of dollars burning a hole in your gold pants and 2) you really want to stick it to the plebeians and all their depressing “global economic crisis” yammer? It’s quite a conundrum. Thankfully, one Austrian plutocrat may have just the answer: an $8 million diamond-studded gold iPhone. 

And that’s just what one undisclosed businessman ordered up from UK-based ultra high-end  tech customizer, Stuart Hughes. The handset on the rose gold-plated iPhone is custom fit with more than 500 flawless cut diamonds totaling over 100 carats. The phone features two interchangeable diamonds to fit over the home button: one from a single cut 7.4 carat pink diamond, and one fitted from an 8 carat single cut flawless diamond. The Apple logo on the back is even adorned with 53 individual diamonds. The whole phone comes shipped in a block of solid imperial pink granite and lined with Nubuck top grain leather. Mr. Hughes has called it “the most expensive phone in the world.”

And you can look up movie times on it!

With the holiday season fast approaching, we’re sure you’re wondering just what to buy the tech-loving oil tycoon or crown prince on your gift list. Thankfully, Mr. Hughes’ site has just all the gaudy, needlessly-adorned electronics a materialistic libertine could hope for: gold- and platinum-plated iPads, MacBook Airs, Blackberrys, and (sadly) much much more.

Video of Stuart explaining his work after the jump.

via Daily Mail, Stuart Hughes