Adult Expo 2009: OhMiBod Freestyle Wireless iPod Vibrator

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Heck, we were in the Sands already anyway for CES, so we figured, why not swing by the Adult Expo to see what it had in store? One of the first pieces of emergent technology that we saw (please forgive the phrasing) was the OhMiBod, which, in its first incarnation, made quite a splash on Gearlog.

Oh course since neither the porn nor technology industries ever rest, the company has is working on the next generation of the iPod-powered vibrator. The new OhMiBod Freestyle uses RF technology, taking away the need for messy wires–almost certainly a good thing, when it comes to vibrators.

The new OhMiBod Freestyle will be available in March. Check out the (non-graphic) video, after the jump.

CES 2009: iLuvs Combo DVD Player/iPod Dock

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Convergence! For those us aren’t ready to throw away our CDs and DVDs, iLuv’s got the i1155. The multimedia player doubles as both a CD/DVD player and a dock for your iPod.

The cover of the player flips open so you can display your iPod upright. The i1155 has a 8.5-inch display for playing DVDs or video of your 5th gen iPod. No word yet on iPod touch or iPhone support.

CES 2009: The Best iPod Knockoffs

I’m always a little bummed that CES and Macworld fall in the same week every year. It means, unfortunately, that since I’m hoofing around Vegas all week, I can’t make it out to San Francisco to see all the shiny Apple products and accessories.

Fortunately, however, CES has the next best thing (sort of): iPod knockoffs. There were plenty to choose from this year, especially in the International Hall.

After the jump check out a few highlights from the world of iPod knockoffery.

CES 2009: iPhone Has 30% Return Rate?

The CEO of cell-phone company PCD, Philip Christopher, has a tendency to say outrageous things; he famously compared his company to the Viet Cong two years ago at a press conference.


This year, he threw out the tidbit that 30% of all iPhones end up returned. “It’s not because the phone is defective, it’s because people find it complicated,” he explained, saying that 25% of all phones end up returned because people find them too complicated. Needless to say, AT&T had no comment on Christopher’s statement.

Christopher also said 10% of all phones end up coming back to stores with water damage. “You’d be surprised how many people drop their phones in the toilet. We get all kinds of people dropping their phones in the toilet,” he said.

The New 17-Inch Macbook Pro: Light, Thin, and Non-Removable Battery

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Who would’ve thought a Macbook Pro would be the spotlight of the Macworld conference, instead of desktops? (See our live blog of the event.)

The 17-inch Apple Macbook Pro was rumored to receive the same aluminum brick, glass trackpad, and new Intel CPU treatment–but that was a long shot, to say the least. The biggest story here is the non-removable battery.

Macworld Expo 2009 Live Blog

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So we’re in San Francisco for Macworld Expo 2009, as witnesses to Apple’s last hurrah at the venerable expo. Born of the time when people disseminated info face to face at Mac User groups (MUGs), this could be the last Macworld Expo in the US. While we hope that’s not the case, without the major presence of Apple and Adobe it will be tough for IDG to keep producing this show (the same thing happened to COMDEX, PC Expo, and Ziff Davis’ Digital Life shows). Bookmark this page for the keynote, LIVE on Tuesday, January 6, 2009 at 9am PST (10AM MT, 11AM CT, 12PM ET).

So stay tuned true believers, we’re going to give you the usual play by play courtesy of Joel Santo Domingo, Desktop Analyst at PCMag.com and Jamie Lendino, blogger and editor for PCMag Digital networks. Joel has covered Macs since the late 1990s Apple renaissance, and you may know Jamie from smartdevicecentral.com, so both the (rumored) new Macs and iPhones will be covered. We’ll try to interject our usual opinionated color commentary in the liveblog stream, so stay tuned and keep hitting F5!

New comments will appear at the top of the post, to reduce unneeded scrolling, then we’ll do a post-keynote analysis after Phil Schiller gets off the stage. Look for hands-on reports once we figure out what’s really being announced at the show.

[Joel and Jamie are in the audience already; transmissions about to start! Check after the jump for the live blog.]

Steve Jobs: Im Still Alive, Suffering Hormone Imbalance

Steve Jobs’s message to the world’s weary Apple enthusiasts (and the stockholders who love them) today was simple: I’m not dead. The Apple CEO today issued a letter assuring all those concerned that he’s alive and fairly well–not only that, he’s happy to have been afforded the opportunity to get some quality family time during the holday.

“For the first time in a decade,” Jobs wrote in the letter, “I’m getting to spend the holiday season with my family, rather than intensely preparing for a Macworld keynote.”

Jobs also acknowledged the rumors surrounding his weight loss of the past year, agreeing to “share something very personal with the Apple community.” The loss he insisted, was not due to a recent return of pancreatic cancer. He also acknowledged that until recently, the cause had been a mystery to him

Kevin Rose Dumps Apple Stock — Should We Care?

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Give credit to Kevin Rose: the Web 2.0 kids all love him (especially the ones who used him to launch themselves into the spotlight). His site, Digg is still worth a visit now and then. He also lured our former editor-in-chief Jim Louderback over to his video startup, Revision3, so you know he has charisma. Rose seems like a pleasant guy, although I still admittedly can’t fathom why people adore Diggnation, which seems to be recycling the same BS any techie does over lunch every day.

So I don’t want to knock the guy. But I’m here tapping away on a slow news day, and stop by Gawker.com, which noticed the tweet above. And it depressed me.

Best in Tech for 2008: Michael Miller

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You might have your own list of great products we saw within the past year, but so does our former Editor-in-Chief and current Forward Thinking blogger, Michael J. Miller. What tops his list? The number one item from his post, My Favorite Products of 2008:

The rise of smartphone applications. Smartphones have been around for years now; so have applications that run on them; and even 3G networks. But the introduction of the iPhone 3G and Apple’s App Store has changed the landscape, by combining all of these with a user interface that just makes it really easy to download and install new applications. I’ve long thought that mobile applications would be huge, but it took Apple’s platform to make it mainstream. Android, BlackBerry, and Windows Mobile have either introduced or are supposedly working on applications stores of their own, meaning that this concept should be much more prevalent in 2009.

Want more insight from this premier tech expert? Check out the rest of Michael’s list here.

Psystar: Apple Failed to Register With Copyright Office

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Psystar continued the holiday cheer last week with an amended filing that accused Apple of improperly handling its copyrights.

Apple “is prohibited from bringing action against Psystar for the alleged infringement of one or more of [Apple’s] copyrights for failure to register said copyrights with the Copyright Office,” according to a Dec. 16 document.

Psystar also accused Apple of misusing its copyrights by only allowing the Apple OS to be installed on Apple machines.

Apple “has attempted to (and continues to) leverage the rights granted under any valid copyright to areas outside the exclusive rights granted by the Copyright Act [by] forcing purchases of Apple-Labeled computer hardware systems,” according to Psystar. “Apple has thus engaged in certain anticompetitive behavior [by failing] to abide by the fair use and first sale doctrines.”