Ever stepped in a piece of dog poop? Sure, it’s happened to us all. But now you can get insurance against that!
Well, global sports shoe magazine Sneaker Freaker has collected stories of woe and has decided the solution to poop diaster is financial protection against animal excrement. According to the tongue-in-cheek special poop website, Sneaker Freaker will apparently start selling a trial version of the “unko hoken” (poop insurance) package if it gets 100,000 votes on the site. (At time of writing there are under 4,000 so still quite some way to go unfortunately.)
Check out the spoof video highlighting the problems of stepping in poop when wearing sneakers and how Dog Poop Insurance can be the answer to your prayers. As the straight-faced lady explains: “Just enroll with a single payment when you buy your sneakers and it will cover you from poop disaster for year.”
If you step in the poop (cat or dog) and it measures more than 5 square centimeters on the sole of your sneaker, take a photo of it and send the image and shoe (in a vacuum-sealed bag) to the fictional insurers, along with your warranty. They will then “evaluate” the fouled shoe and decide whether to give you the funds for purchasing a replacement pair.
Sounds crazy and it is. Japan already has a vibrant insurance industry for pets and plenty of services like pet funerals, plus we certainly know that local pooches enjoy some rather unusual fashion accessories. But what about insurance for people against pet-produced disasters? Well, at any rate it is a nice viral way of promoting your magazine courtesy of wacky Japan stereotypes!