E3: Gamer Grub Is (Maybe) Better than Cheetos

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Walking around the floor of a convention center for days on end, you can forget to do important things–like, say, eating and drinking. In haste, you may do something regrettable to compensate, such as tossing back a few cans of some ungodly promotional energy drink, or eating a handful of something with a name like Gamer Grub.

But actually, the wasabi-flavored version of the stuff isn’t that bad. It tastes like a pretty standard snack mix. Unlike other gamer-targeted foods, it contains no taurine or caffeine, either. Calling Gamer Grub a “performance snack” and using the tagline “boost your game” might be a bit much, beyond the fact that if you don’t eat food, you’ll die–which will almost certainly impede your ability to play video games.

Gamers grub is available in Pizza, PB & J, Chocolate, and, of course, Wasabi flavors. It’s available at Fry’s Electronics.

The Candy Expo, Where Dreams and Diabetes Come True

Imagine a world in which all candy is free and you can eat as much as you want. Now stop imagining, because that place is the All Candy Expo. And I visited earlier this week.

What’s candy have to do with gadgets? From food science to Pez dispensers to the internet bacon phenomenon, mass produced candy and snacks are pretty much all about technology. And…I really, really wanted to go eat candy all day.

The press room is fully stocked with Skittles and ice cream bars. And every breath you take is infused with at least a few calories of sugar. Sure, the show floor is set up with mass produced booths like CES or any other trade show. But each exhibitor has delectable treats for you to grab, at will, repeatedly.

One of my earliest stops was to check out a new product called Wine Sticks—made of real wine. The liquid (in this case, a Cabernet) is reduced to a jelly-like consistency, pectin is mixed in and then a layer of chocolate wraps around the sadly non-alcoholic concoction. How’d it taste? Like 2 buck chuck, mixed with a few tablespoons of sugar, topped off with a Hershey bar chaser.

The Jarm is “brain power potion” that you can wear. Essentially a Pixie stick that wraps around your wrist as a bracelet, I can only presume its proprietary mixture of dextrose, cirtic acid, malic acid, and artificial flavors/colors have produced cognitive improvement in reproducible, double blind lab testing.

The Super Straw is a nifty little invention. It’s a straw that adds chocolate, strawberry, etc, to your milk as you suck it up. The idea, which I’m pretty sure exists under other branding elsewhere, almost works. While my first sip was a bit weak, my second sip greeted my tongue with the strong taste of strawberry milk…along with a bit of grit like you find at the bottom of any powder-flavored milk.

No matter how many trade shows I attend, I always end up in an international area, with a Korean woman yelling “no pictures!” This little novelty was captured after our impromptu international concord. Essentially, it’s a large, awkward chunk of plastic that, with a single pump, makes a piece of gum appear. It’s a pretty horrible slap in the face to both the environment and gum.

Another company named Das Foods has invented the (world’s first?) bacon lollipop. And they’ve reasonably named it “Man Bait.” As gross as it sounds, a lollipop filled with real chunks of bacon, it was the single greatest thing I tasted at the show. Just enough bacon mixes with just enough maple to create a salty/sweet treat that lasted about 20x longer than any strip of bacon you’ve ever consumed.

Fruit Chu TXT MSGs are a snack that have been on the market just a few months. I was lucky enough to infiltrate their booth to snag a shot of the company’s upcoming product, TXT LUV MSGs, intended for Valentine’s Day. A mean blonde lady tried to stop me, but I tried to explain to her, news waits for no one on Gizmodo. Maybe she has no love in her life. I hope she finds someone nice.

Intoxi-tators are a chip infused with boozy drinks like Margaritas and Bloody Maries. Unfortunately, and this wasn’t in the pitch, the chips don’t contain any alcohol. I tried them anyway. The Margarita lacked any hint of tequila, but had a pleasant oil and vinegar flavor. The Bloody Mary had a similar enjoyable sourness with a touch of spice.

And then there was the Necco booth, makers of Sweethearts, the pre-Twitter of chalk-flavored romantic professions. Keep doing what you’re doing, Necco!

For more on the All Candy Expo, read our other articles on inhalable chocolate and the beef jerky crane game.

Eating Like an Astronaut: Our Six-Course Space Food Taste Test

Eating is one of life’s most important activities, and the same applies in space. Every astronaut eats three times a day, and yesterday for lunch, Adam and I had space food. It was awesome.

So how did everything taste? On the whole, surprisingly good! But before we delve into our detailed taste test, a word about what we were eating. I spoke to Vickie Kloeris, the Subsystem Manager for Shuttle and ISS Food Systems—NASA’s head chef—and she walked me through exactly what goes into the vittles consumed in orbit by our astronauts.

Essentially, NASA does exactly what the army does with its MREs (Meals Ready to Eat), with a few exceptions: MREs are designed to keep an 18- to 22-year-old, extremely active soldier fueled and ready, whereas space food must be nutritionally tailored to older and less-active adults, so in general, space food is lower in fat, calories and salt.

For space food, the main criteria are spoilage resistance, easy preparation and consumption in microgravity (ie no potato chips), plus storage-space considerations. There are five classifications of space foods: rehydrateable (just add water), thermostabilized (already wet, heat in its metallic/plastic pouch and eat), irradiated (cooked irradiated meats ready to eat), intermediate moisture (meaning dried fruits, jerky, and such) and natural form (better known as junk food—ready to eat without any prep or storage concerns).

On the Space Station, there is a food prep area in the Russian half that has a fold-down dining table along with food package heaters. But soon, as the station is expanded to accommodate a crew of six later this month, a second, smaller food prep area will be added—this time equipped with a chiller, which is a first for the station—refrigeration specifically for food products. Cold drinks in space!

Vickie was kind enough to ship out a batch of goodies that didn’t make it into orbit from the last ISS mission, and we dined on them for lunch. We didn’t have a specialized thermostabilized pouch heater—and you can’t microwave these puppies—so we just dunked them in boiling water for a while until they heated through. We made it through six courses including dessert:



Here, our menu in detail:


First Course: Southwestern Corn, Potato Medley
While it may have looked a little rough in the thermostabilized packet, corn was actually pretty tasty, and had the correct consistency. The Southwest was apparently represented by flecks of red and green pepper and a mild spiciness.

But the potato medley—oh the potato medley. Don’t know what to say—there was a really strange chemical bitterness, from where it came I do not know. But not good.
Rating: Two Stars


Second Course: Breakfast Sausage Links, Curry Sauce w/ Vegetables
Awesome. Fingering pork sausage links inside a packet is not super pleasant, let me tell you, but out of the packet they were perfectly edible—fairly salty and a little stringy and dry, but with good taste. And dipped in the curry sauce? Yes. Sausages and curry go incredibly well together here on earth, and in space it’s no different.
Rating: Four Stars


Third Course: Beef Enchiladas, Baked Beans, Tortillas
Wow. Delicious. As the busted enchiladas slid out of the packet, we were scared. But the flavor was right on—equal to if not better than any frozen enchilada you can get at the store. And the baked beans—oh my—Adam had three helpings. Taste was great, consistency perfect—and wrapped in a tortilla, which Kloeris says is one of the most versatile space foods (understandable), the combination was fantastic. I could fuel my spacewalks with this combo for months.
Rating: Five Stars


Fourth Course: Chicken Teriyaki, Creamed Spinach
Yikes. As you saw in the video, the chicken teriyaki was nasty. I don’t know if we got a bad pouch or what, but the chicken was mushy to the point of being hardly recognizable as chicken. And the smell. Oh the smell. Not sure what went wrong here, but this was more akin to dog food than teriyaki. AVOID!

As for the creamed spinach, that was our only freeze-dried food item. In space, you would use the small tube opening to inject hot water with a syringe and smush it around in the package until it was done, but we reconstituted it in a bowl, and it came out alright. Kind of bland, but edible. We didn’t spend long on it though because we wanted that chicken teriyaki out of our sight as soon as possible.
Rating: Zero Stars


Fifth Course: Chicken w/ Peanut Sauce, Green Beans w/ Potatoes
Definitely an improvement. The chicken here was in more recognizable texture and shape, and the peanut sauce, while not particularly delicious, was certainly more edible than the teriyaki sauce. And the green beans and potatoes were pretty much the same as your typical canned fare, so not bad at all.
Rating: Three stars


Dessert: Brownies, Cocoa, Kona Coffee
The brownies were basically Little Debbie brownies—in fact, they may have been exactly that, as NASA does purchase off-the-shelf snacks to send up after they’re evaluated and repackaged. And the drinks were essentially the same as their earthly equivalents—only in space, you rehydrate with the same syringe-in-bag technique. Both were tasty.
Rating: Four Stars

You may be surprised to see no freeze-dried ice cream here for dessert—the item most commonly associated with “space food.” Well, that’s because actual freeze-dried ice cream was only eaten on one Apollo mission—its flavor is just too unlike ice cream to be enjoyed, and its excessive crumbliness made it especially difficult to eat and clean up in microgravity. Thus, its relegation to museum gift shops and novelty stores everywhere.

So in conclusion, I’d say our lunch was highly enjoyable. We went through what every astronaut does before their missions—a sampling of the available foods to see what they like. If Adam and I were going up, you can guess our containers would be full of beef enchiladas, baked beans, sausages and curry sauce, and there wouldn’t be any chicken teriyaki in sight.

Now I want to try everything on the menu:

Cooking x Entertainment Kitchen Products

The trend for kitchen gadgets with entertainment value, which we’ve been charting for some time now, continues to turn out new products. Takara Tomy and Bandai are mostly behind this, introducing new products that lead the trend into different directions.

On one hand there are those gadgets that zero in on foods currently in vogue, like the “Nama (fresh) Caramel Pot” from Takara Tomy (released April 30, retails for ¥3,129). Fresh caramel is a fashionable sweet at the moment and this kitchen product offers users the opportunity to make their own version—in the microwave and with little chance of frustration or failure.

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Then there are those that turn the process into a game and make a family activity out of meal preparation. Bandai’s latest item in its successful Cook Joy series, the Nagashi Somen Somenya (flowing soumen noodle shop), is a good example (released on April 18 and retails for ¥8,400).

Somen (thin noodles eaten chilled during the summer months), when served nagashi-style, are sent down a bamboo chute. During the course of the journey they cool, become sprinkled with toppings and are picked up with chopsticks. This fun, though elaborate to set up, dish would be served in a festive group setting. Bandai’s version, which looks like a children’s game or a miniature water slide, manages to bring “nagashi soumen” to the dinner table.

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Meanwhile a trip to the trend-setting, upscale variety store Ginza Hands demonstrates that those gadgets that succeed in making food cuter, both in presentation and in process, are enjoying continued popularity.

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Trend Potential
With cost-cutting related to home finances keeping many Japanese out of the restaurants, eating in is an attractive alternative. Even more so if the entertainment value of going out can be brought into the home.

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mypressi TWIST gives espresso addicts an easier way to indulge

You know the story — your daily craving for a shot of espresso hits right around 7:30AM local time, and if you don’t have it in your grasp by 0800 hours, you’re likely visiting the slammer for at least a day or two for barista battery. In a beautiful effort to keep addicts far away from prisons and ever closer to their productivity machines, Espressi has unveiled the mypressi TWIST, which is described as a truly portable espresso maker that delivers top-notch goods without the wait. The secret to the one-pound device is the pneumatic engine that provides constant pressure throughout the extraction cycle, and we’re told that a single CO2 cartridge can provide around eight shots. It’ll hit American shores this fall for $129 — ’til then, it’s on you to keep a local shop on retainer.

[Via Single Serve Expresso]

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I Ate the World’s Largest Cheeto Over the World’s Most Expensive Keyboard

Here’s something gross: I was given the world’s largest Cheeto. So of course I had to eat it over the Optimus Maximus keyboard. Don’t try this at home.

Because I am the token shameless jackass of the Gizmodo crew, I was the first person that came to mind when Rothman was offered a chance at the “World’s Largest Cheeto.” This one-of-a-kind object is more buoy than snack, with the middle completely unseasoned by cheese and tasting basically exactly like styrofoam.

But I persevered. It was stale and horrible. I will never eat Cheetos again. But hey, who am I to turn down a challenge of this magnitude?

Also, sorry for ruining your keyboard, Art Lebedev. It was in the name of science.

Get a Handle on (Hot) Things with Pac-Man Potholders

Pac-Man-Potholder.jpgForget the pixelated fruit; this Pac-Man Potholder prefers piping-hot pie (or anything else that comes out of the oven, for that matter). Made of heat-resistant silicone, the cheery yellow mitt slips on like a hand-puppet to protect your digits from skin-searing pots and pans, then helps you keep hold of them with raised grips that recall the original Pac-Man game’s iconic maze. (Bonus: If you’ve already got an arcade-themed kitchen, the potholder will pair nicely with your Tetris- and Space Invaders-themed ice cube trays.)

Pac-Man Potholders are available at Urban Outfitters for $20 each and will surely come in handy when you’re cooking geek-friendly grub.

BrewTroller simplifies homebrewing, makes it doable while inebriated

It’s been a mystery for ages, but at long last, it seems a simple DIYer has found a solution. We all know that the best beers are the ones brewed at home, but after a given amount of “test sips,” things can easily get a little out of control. In order to simplify the homebrewing process, the brilliant BrewTroller was concocted during a short stint with sobriety. In essence, the system utilizes a Sanguino microcontroller platform which was inspired by the tried-and-true Arduino in order to give brewers complete control over temperature and the like. When connected to a simple menu-driven display, it removes the need to bang out a paragraph of code while tipsy in order to tweak the flavor ever so slightly. Hit up the read link to have a look at the progress, but make sure you strap on those Beer Goggles first.

[Via HackedGadgets]

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Kitchen-safe Demy recipe reader could revolutionize your cooking

While we can only assume that “kitchen-safe” means that it won’t melt when tossed accidentally in the oven nor be fazed by splattering hot grease, we’d still exercise a good deal of caution when reading off of the Demy digital recipe reader. Crafted by Key Ingredient, this here device packs a sealed 7-inch display, storage for up to 2,500 recipes and USB connectivity for syncing with your PC. Furthermore, it provides three kitchen timers, a measurement conversion calculator and an ingredient substitution dictionary to get cooks out of a pinch if they are one special ingredient short. Currently, the device is listed as “shipping soon” from Amazon, though we’d probably start scrounging up those three Benjamins if you hope to own one free and clear whenever “soon” turns to “now.”

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10 Gadgets That Will Make You Really Hungry

Missed lunch? Dinnertime coming up in a few hours? Let me torture you with a delicious-looking 10 course gadget feast.

[Image via Fast Food Fever and Odd Noggin Land]