If You Order Amazon Gift Wrap, You Might Get This Instead

Amazon lets you pay a few extra bucks to “gift wrap” an order in case it’s being sent to someone special. Say, this holiday season! What they don’t tell you is that it’s being done by a mule. More »

Job Opportunity: How About an Exciting Career as a Professional Fart Smeller?

Hmmm, I’m getting notes of sandalwood, rosemary and a hint of boiled cabbage… More »

This Is the Mythical Animal Actually Found By North Korean Archeologists

The world got it all wrong, so you can all stop laughing now. The North Korean archeologists didn’t find a magic unicorn lair belonging to an ancient king in Pyongyang. Don’t be stupid! No, they actually found the lair of the animal you are seeing above. More »

North Korean Archeologists Discover Ancient Unicorn Lair (Seriously)

Archeologists of the History Institute of the DPRK Academy of Social Sciences in North Korea claim they have found the “lair of the unicorn rode by King Tongmyong.” Yes, folks. A unicorn. The unicorn that their good old King used to ride back in the day.* More »

White-Chocolate Baby Heads: The Cure for Chocaholics

Got a sweet tooth that’s led to you packing on the pounds? Until now there was no cure for that inexplicable chocolate craving a lot of us get. But after seeing these horrific lifesize baby heads hand-crafted from white chocolate, there’s a good chance you’ll never want to touch the stuff again. More »

Could A Twinkie-Stuffed Turkey Replace the Turducken?

When it comes to preparing a Thanksgiving turkey, the focus these days seems to be on what ridiculous things you can stuff inside. And the Turducken, which sees the bird stuffed with a duck-stuffed chicken, might have met its match with the Turtwinkie. More »

Will.i.am Plans to Turn Your iPhone Into a 14-Megapixel Super Camera

Black Eyed Pea Will.i.am is panning to “turn your smartphone into a genius-phone”. He’s about to launch a new accessory and app for iPhone, under the monicker i.am+, that will turn the handset’s humble 8-megapixel camera into a 14-megapixel beast. More »

Of Course People Are Already in Line for Black Friday

There are sane people. There are insane people. And then there are people who line up for Black Friday deals more than a week early. These two women camped out in front of a Best Buy on Wednesday of this week so they can snag some Black Friday deals after Thanksgiving. More »

Homeless Dude Arrested for Charging His Phone in a Park

When Darren Kersey plugged his mobile phone charger into the power supply of a picnic shelter in Gillespie Park, Sarasota, all he wanted was a little boost of his battery level. He certainly didn’t bank on getting arrested and spending the night in a cell. More »

Why You Shouldn’t Park Your Car in Front of a Fire Hydrant

We’ve all thought about it before. Why can’t we just park in front of the fire hydrant? Do fire fighters really need all that space to hook up their giant hose? Is there really going to be a fire? Yeah, there is and your car is going to get screwed like the one above. More »