Mar 02
Charlie Sheen: Now Self-Destructing on Twitter
Posted in: Miscellaneous Tech, Today's Chili, twitter, Weird News
Maybe you haven’t gotten enough Charlie Sheen. Perhaps you were trapped under a rock and had to cut off your own arm, James Franco-style (see also: anyone who watched the Oscars on Sunday). Well, by the time the media is done with you, you’ll probably want to pluck out your eyes, Sophocles-style. In the meantime, the Sheen finally has his own Twitter account, where he’s currently doing his hardest to out-Kanye Mr. West. Best of luck, Chuck.
Sheen’s (the account is verified, after all) carries the bio, “Born Small… Now Huge… Winning… Bring it..! (unemployed winner…).” it continues such pithy witticisms as,
“Just got invited to do the Nancy Grace show… I’d rather go on a long road trip with Chuck Lorre in a ’75 Pacer….”
“My sons’ are fine… My path is now clear… Defeat is not an option..!”
Mostly it’s just him responding to an intimate audience of 716,000 Twitter followers.
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