Darth Vader Clock Radio
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Oh, man. This post writes itself. The Darth Vader Alarm Clock Radio booms orders to wake yourself in the voice of James Earl Jones and displays the time with menacing red LEDs shining from the Dark Lord’s eyes. But obviously that doesn’t matter. This is the head of a decapitated Sith Lord on your nightstand, and you can be sure it will find your lack of wakefulness disturbing.
Of course, the maker, Sakar, shouldn’t be too proud of this technological terror it’s constructed. The ability to wake a person is insignificant next to the power of the Force. And wake him it will. Along with Vader’s baritones are a radio and a jack for an MP3 player to tempt you back from the Dark Side. This would, in fact, be the perfect Christmas gift. Speaking of which, I have a question for you: How did Darth Vader know what Luke had gotten for Christmas? He’d felt his presents (Rimshot).
Product page [Sakar. Thanks, Erika!]
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