Wolfram Alpha: Hated, Sure, But Ridiculously Useful

Cursed by endless speculation that it would a “Google Killer,” Wolfram Alpha has been hit with some serious backlash as of late. Here are six reasons to ignore the naysayers:

But first, a few things you need to know before you can start enjoying this thing. It’s been said plenty of times before, but it bears repeating: Wolfram Alpha is not Google. It won’t give you comparable results to Google, and you can’t use it like Google. In fact, it’s actually kinda picky, and the specific syntax it demands takes a while to get used to. But it’s not that difficult, and well worth the trouble.

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 <strong>IT KNOWS GADGETS</strong><br /><br /> Spec sheets for new gadgets are far from helpful, and even on a lay-friendly site like ours, it's easy to get lost in the sea of unhelpful numbers, units and names. Wolfram Alpha, despite being so obviously nerdy, can actually help with this. Try these: compare VGA and WXGA <a href="http://www91.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=VGA+display+WXGA+Display">screen sizes</a>; look up the latest <a href="http://www91.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=usb+3.0">USB</a> or a <a href="http://www91.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=wi-fi&a=UnitClash_*wi!-fi.*MaxWiFiSpeed80211g--">Wi-Fi spec</a>; see how big a 14.6 megapixel image <a href="http://www91.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=14.6+megapixel+display">actually is</a>. <br /><br />Extra conversion functions like an f-number-to-aperture <a href="http://www91.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=aperture">calculator</a> can help you explore concepts you may have just taken for granted up until now.  <strong>IT CAN COMPARE ALMOST ANYTHING</strong><br /><br /> Sometimes it helps to just look at things side-by-side. Wolfram excels at doing this&mdash;it's like a product comparison engine for everything but products. Juxtapose <a href="http://www91.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=apple+microsoft">two companies</a> and you get a detailed breakdown of their financials. Compare <a href="http://www91.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=USA%2C+UK%2C+Haiti">three countries</a> and you get distances, demographic data, and lots else. You can have a little mathematical fun with this too, as above.  <strong>IT DOES YOUR HOMEWORK, KIDS</strong><br /><br /> I'm not exaggerating here. Built by the guys behind <a href="http://www.wolfram.com/products/mathematicahomeedition/">Mathematica</a>, Wolfram Alpha is a numbers wiz. It'll graph, solve or name just about anything you can throw at it, from <a href="http://www91.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=x%2By%3D13%2C+x-y%3D200">middle school algebra</a> to <a href="http://www91.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=y%27%27+%2B+y+%3D+0%2C+y%280%29%3D2%2C+y%27%280%29%3D1">Vulcan-level calculus</a>. It'll even draw fractals.<br /><br />Beyond math, it's an invaluable chemistry, physics and biology reference. They can call it whatever they want, but to millions of students, it'll be the ultimate cheat sheet.
 <strong>IT'S A DOCTOR</strong><br /><br /> Well, not quite. But Wolfram Alpha is an impressive medical reference, but not the boring academic kind. It's loaded with databases for <a href="http://www65.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=ambien">drugs</a> and drug interactions, disease risk statistics and mortality data, the meanings of test results and even <a href="http://www65.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=Mayo+Clinic%2C+Olmsted+Medical+Center">hospitals</a> (bed numbers, staff numbers, specialties). It certainly won't help the current epidemic of online self-diagnosis, but it's very, very cool, and in the right hands, very useful. Oh, and it'll tell you how to <a href="http://www91.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=Am+I+too+drunk+to+drive%3F">avoid</a> drinking yourself into a coma.  <strong>IT'S A DIET COACH</strong><br /><br /> Continuing in the health vein, Wolfram is a useful tool for understanding your health. You can get nutritional facts for<a href="http://www91.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=calories+potato"> otherwise unlabeled</a> foods, and calculate how healthy <a href="http://www91.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=one+pizza+slice%2C+one+glass+of+wine%2C+one+egg">your weird dinner</a> was, and how to <a href="http://www91.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=running+30min%2C+6min%2Fmi%2C+28yo+female%2C+5%276%22%2C+135lb">burn it off</a>.  <strong>IT'S A FINANCE GURU</strong><br /><br /> Not to make Wolfram Alpha sound too much like a self-improvement tool, but it's also a pretty good accountant, financial adviser and budgeting tool. Calculating how much a loan will <a href="http://www91.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=mortgage+3+years%2C+11%25%2C+%246%2C000">end up costing you </a>takes about three seconds, and experimenting with new terms is just as easy. You can easily break down your wages, compare them to what you should be making, and get all indignant about how much <a href="http://www91.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=wage+surgeon">your neighbor</a> probably takes home.

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