If you buy this spectacular set of colored pencils, you won’t actually need to draw anything. Just hang them on the wall for an instant work of art.
In all, there are 500 chromatic crayons, arrayed in five cases. You can buy the cases (without pencils) all at once for $260, or get them the old fashioned way — one a month for $52 a pop. For the pencils themselves, you need another subscription, and it’ll cost you an extra $33 per month, for 20 long, long months.
We see a problem here. If you are the kind of person who would display a spectrum of color like this, in anally-retentive chromatic order, it’s likely that you would go crazy looking at the empty cases for almost two years, as they laugh at you and taunt you with their frustrating incompleteness.
Instead it might be better to buy them for somebody you kind of don’t like, and watch them slowly unwind as the torture keeps coming, one dripping pencil-package at a time. Meanwhile, you can comfort yourself over on the product page by reading the names of the individual colors. Our favorites? I picked the very English “Tea with Milk”, Priya likes the “Frog Pond” for reasons unknown, and Dylan, being a true San Franciscan, went with “Drizzly Afternoon”. And Brian X Chen, dunker of iPhones and buyer of phallic motorcycles? He chose “Tragedy”.
Product page [500 Pencils]