Just How Much Crazy Stuff Will Apple Stores Let You Get Away With?

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CyberNotes: Amazing Canstruction!

This article was written on January 11, 2008 by CyberNet.

CyberNotes
Fun Friday

Canstruction is about two major things: construction and charity. It’s a design/build competition where engineers, architects and others come together to construct structures made entirely from cans of food. That’s right, all of the images you see below are creations made from cans of food– full cans of food. Now here’s where the charity portion comes into play – after the competition is over, all of the cans of food that were used to build the structures are then donated to aid in the fight against hunger. Cool, huh? These competitions are held all across the United States and in some locations in Canada — so see if your city participates, check this link. Below you’ll find some of the structures I came across while browsing their site that caught my eye. I think you’ll agree that they are all pretty impressive!

–Lion & Lamb–

lion and lamb

–Cathedral–

cathedral

–Champagne Bottle–

champagne bottle

–Chinese Take Out–

chinese take out

–Dragon–

dragon

–Eagle–

eagle

–Hour Glass–

hour glass

–Yellow Submarine–

yellow submarine

–Japanese Teahouse–

japanese teahouse

–Hot Dog–

hotdog

–Snake–

snake

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CyberNotes: Crazy Mouse Pad Couch!

This article was written on August 17, 2007 by CyberNet.

CyberNotes
Fun Friday

This week’s Fun Friday is all about couches. They aren’t your ordinary everyday couches, not in the least. You’ll see what I mean…

—Mousepad Couch—

Yes, the entire thing is made up of mouse pads. I’m thinking someone had way too much time on their hands!

Mouse pad couch

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— A Mac Couch—

This couch is made up of 35 Mac IIfx computers and give customers of an Apple Specialists store in Missouri a place to sit.

Mac couch

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—700 Can Couch—

This couch was made up of 700 pop cans in a dorm room at The University of North Carolina at Wilmington. Think it’s comfortable?

Pop can couch

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—FedEx Couch—

This couch measures 9.5 feet and weighs around 65 pounds.

Fedex couch

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CyberNotes: Life Before the Internet was like…

This article was written on April 25, 2008 by CyberNet.

CyberNotes
Fun Friday

It’s hard to imagine what life was like before the Internet, isn’t it? I’ve been using it for more than half of my life, but today’s generation of kids grew up with it. Those are the kids that don’t even know the difference between life before and after the Internet came along, but I’m sure you can remember the differences, like…

  1. Balancing your checkbook required waiting for your statement to come from the bank because there was no online banking access
  2. Along the same lines, if you wanted money to be transfered from your checking to your savings account or visa-versa, you had to physically walk into the bank to do it instead of quickly logging into your online account…
  3. You actually knew all of your friends in “real-life.” There weren’t “virtual” friends or people you call friends but have never met
  4. To communicate with friends and family who lived far away, you hand-wrote letters and mailed them through the Post Office
  5. Google and Yahoo didn’t exist which meant researching was done with the help of books
  6. You received the weather forecast on TV, from the newspaper, or even over the phone…
  7. Planning a vacation meant going to see a travel agent to have them arrange the flight, tours and hotel stays
  8. You called 411 or used a phone book to look-up telephone numbers
  9. Finding out who won a sporting event that you missed meant waiting for the next day’s newspaper to arrive at your doorstep
  10. There was no way to track a package that was being delivered to you via UPS or FedEx, you simply had to be patient
  11. When you had something you wanted to sell, you ran an ad in the newspaper and hoped someone in the area would be interested because there was no eBay or Craigslist
  12. Finding out the show-times for movies at the local theater meant calling their pre-recorded message and listening through the whole thing to hear what movies were playing and at what time, or just showing up at the theater and seeing what was playing
  13. To get human interaction, you went to physically visit your friends instead of chatting in forums or leaving messages on message boards
  14. Keeping an account of what was going on in your life meant writing it out on paper with a pen or pencil instead of keeping an online blog or journal
  15. Watching a home-video or sharing it with friends meant you needed a VCR, there was no YouTube or other video sharing services
  16. Buying music required going to a physical store and purchasing a cassette tape or a CD and playing it in your Walkman or Boom-box, there was no iTunes
  17. Talking to multiple friends at the same time required that you be in the same room, this was what life was like before instant messaging…
  18. No one had heard of the terms “Identity Theft” or “Phishing”
  19. The only way to pay bills was to mail them or maybe pay using a check over the phone because online bill-pay wasn’t an option…
  20. Finding a book at the library meant searching through the little cards in the card catalogue and not using an online system

After looking through this list, it really makes me thankful at how far we’ve come! I can’t imagine needing to wait for a newspaper to arrive to get the news or needing to walk into a Travel Agent’s office to plan a trip. Even worse is the thought of physically mailing all of my communication between friends and family, we really are spoiled with email, aren’t we?

This beginning part of this Chris Pirillo video is kinda humorous and fits in well to today’s topic, so take a look:

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CyberNotes: The Best Big Bang Theory Quotes

This article was written on December 07, 2007 by CyberNet.

CyberNotes
Fun Friday

Without a doubt, The Big Bang Theory is my new favorite sitcom this season. It’s one of those shows where you’ll catch yourself literally laughing out loud. You could say the 30 minute show definitely has quite the entertainment value. The show is centered around two geeks in their 20′s who are both physicists and both hold PhD’s. Somehow the writers are able to incorporate obvious humor, subtle jokes, science, geeks, and girls all into one show that can actually make people laugh. If this show doesn’t survive it’s first season, I know I’ll be disappointed, and I’m sure some of you will be too. Today I thought we’d look at some of the best quotes and video clips from the show.  Before we get into some of the quotes, here’s a quick overview of the main characters from Wikipedia:

big bang theory

Leonard – he rooms with Sheldon in a rundown apartment building. He keeps a whiteboard in their living room on which he works on theoretical physics. While Sheldon’s genius seems to be focused primarily in math and science, Leonard is insinuated to be proficient in literature and history as well as the sciences. He’s interested  in Penny, a girl who lives across the hallway and is described by another character as “cheesecake-scented goddess” because she works at the Cheesecake Factory.

Sheldon – is best friends with Leonard and is also his roommate and colleague. He too is a physicist and like Leonard, keeps a whiteboard in the living room for all of his scientific theories. He tries to stop Leonard from chasing after Penny, and tends to have some obsessive compulsive behaviors.

Penny – is the girl that Leonard is falling for! She claims to be a vegetarian but will eat fish and “the occasional steak. I love steak!” That should give you an idea of Penny’s personality which sometimes makes you question her intellect.

Quotes

Leonard: We need to widen our circle.
Sheldon: I have a very wide circle. I have 212 friends on myspace.
Leonard: Yes, and you’ve never met one of them.
Sheldon: That’s the beauty of it.

Penny: I’m a Sagittarius, which probably tells you way more than you need to know.
Sheldon: Yes, it tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion that the sun’s apparent position relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth somehow affects your personality.
Penny: (puzzled) Participate in the what?

Sheldon: Okay, look, I think you have as much of a chance of having a sexual relationship with Penny as the Hubble telescope does of discovering that at the center of every black hole is a little man with a flashlight searching for a circuit breaker. Nevertheless, I do feel obligated to point out to you that she did not reject you. You did not ask her out.

Sheldon: I’ve spent the past three-and-a-half years staring at greaseboards full of equations; before that, I spent four years working on my thesis; before that, I was in college; and before that, I was in the fifth grade.

At a restaurant:

Sheldon: We don’t eat here, I don’t know what’s good…
Penny: Well, it’s all good.
Sheldon: Statistically unlikely.
Leonard: Just get a hamburger, you like hamburgers.

Sheldon: Leonard! Leonard!
Leonard: What, what’s the matter?
Sheldon: My equations! Someone’s tampered with my equations!
Leonard: Are you sure?
Sheldon: Of course I’m sure. Look at the beta function of quantum chromodynamics–the sign’s been changed!
Leonard: Yeah…but doesn’t that fix the problem you’ve been having?
Sheldon: Are you insane? Are you out of your mind? Are you–hey, look, that fixes the problem I’ve been having!

Talking about Penny staying the night…

Leonard: Are you suggesting that if we let Penny stay, we might succumb to cannibalism?
Sheldon: No one ever thinks it’ll happen until it does.
Leonard: Penny, if you promise not to chew the flesh off our bones while we sleep, you can stay.
Penny: What?

Leonard: What are you doing?
Sheldon: Every Saturday since we’ve lived in this apartment, I have awakened at 6:15, poured myself a bowl of cereal, added a quarter-cup of 2% milk, sat on this end of this couch, turned on BBC America, and watched Doctor Who.
Leonard: Penny’s still sleeping.
Sheldon: Every Saturday since we’ve lived in this apartment…
Leonard: You have a TV in your room, why don’t you just have breakfast in bed?
Sheldon: Because I am neither an invalid nor a woman celebrating Mother’s Day.

Other “interesting” facts:

  • Leonard and Sheldon havea combined IQ of 360, making the average IQ 180.
  • Leonard and Sheldon own Dell XPS computers
  • Leonard and all his friends play Halo 3 every Wednesday
  • Leonard as an iPhone
  • Sheldon has 212 friends on MySpace
  • Sheldon is allergic to bees and cats, and also has asthma
  • Sheldon cannot detect sarcasm
  • Sheldon showers twice a day and washes his hands as often as he can
  • Sheldon has to sit on the left side of the couch

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Videos

Talk Nerdy to me…Beautiful Minds

Science of Superman…

Heavy Lifting…

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CyberNotes: Riddle Me This… (Take Two)

This article was written on May 30, 2008 by CyberNet.

CyberNotes
Fun Friday

We decided to revisit riddles again after our first round posted back in February. Once again, there are fifteen riddles with the answers at the bottom of the page. Have a great weekend!

Riddles

  1. I have keys that open no locks, I have space, but there is no room. You can enter, but you can’t go in. I am…
  2. It has no top or bottom but it can hold flesh, bones and blood all at the same time. What is this object?
  3. A 10 ft. ladder is attached to a ship. Each step is 1 ft. apart. If the water is rising 1 ft. per hour. How long will it take to cover the ladder?
  4. I’m as small as an ant and as big as a whale. I’ll approach like a breeeze but can come like agale. By some I get hit but all have shown fear. I’ll dance to the music though I can’t hear. Of names I have many of names I have one. I’m as slow as a snail but from me you can’t run. What am I?
  5. What gets whiter the dirtier that it gets?
  6. Take away my first letter and I am unchanged; Take away my second letter and I am unchanged; Take away all my remaining letters and I am still unchanged. What am I?
  7. What kind of animal would you hate to play cards with?
  8. One man shows another, the portrait of a gentleman and tells him: “I have neither brothers nor sisters, but this man’s father is the son of my father.” Who is the man in the painting?
  9. A snail is at the bottom of a 15 meter tree. He tries to reach the top. Each day he manages to climb 4 meters, but during the night, while he sleeps, he slips back 3 meters. How many days will he need to reach the top?
  10. What are the two longest words in the English language that can be typed using only your left hand on the keyboard?
  11. What is harder to catch the faster you run?
  12. I can sizzle like bacon, I am made with an egg, I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg, I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole, I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole. What am I?
  13. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?
  14. I am not alive, but I grow; I don’t have lungs, but I need air; I don’t have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?
  15. What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in an hour?

Answers

  1. A computer keyboard
  2. A ring
  3. Never. As the water rises the ship rises.
  4. I am a shadow…
  5. A chalkboard
  6. The postman or a mailbox
  7. A cheetah.
  8. The gentleman in the portrait is the son of the man who is speaking.
  9. Well, after 11 days, he will have climbed 11 meters, so on day 12, he will reach the top.
  10. Stewardesses and Reverberated
  11. Your breath
  12. A snake.
  13. Charcoal
  14. Fire
  15. The letter M.

And just for fun… How many legs does this elephant have?

legs on elephant.png

Sources: Here, Here, and Here

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Visualized: jousting on a Segway

Remember the olden days? When honor and valor were the only things that mattered and vast metallic armor suits were less of a laughing matter and more of a practical necessity? Neither do we, but that doesn’t stop us from enjoying a good video gaming romp through such settings when we have the time for it. We don’t know that we’d necessarily care to reenact medieval battle scenes physically, but that’s exactly what a witty new marketing campaign for Washington’s Lottery has done. It asks simply “what have you and your friends always wanted to do” and then answers its own query with the nutty answer of Segway jousting. See the resulting video, which was partially shot in Phantom slow-mo, after the break.

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Most Depressing WiFi Hotspots in Baltimore, MD [Humor]

Baltimore is known as many names—Charm City, The City That Reads, The Greatest City in the World, That Place from The Wire—but when I lived there for a few years, I sure never remembered the awesome WiFi. -SB More »

CyberNotes: Funny Error Messages

This article was written on September 07, 2007 by CyberNet.

CyberNotes
Fun Friday

Error messages tend to be something that most computer users deal with at some point or another.  Usually they’re to be to the point, and polite, but that’s not the case with the set of error messages I’ve got for you today. They’re pretty funny, and thankfully most of them aren’t even close to what we’d receive as actual error messages – I don’t think any of us would enjoy being scolded by our computers. :)   At the end of this article, I’ll also provide a link to a site where you can go and create your own bogus error messages.

Windows 98 Update Wizards

funny error message 1

Keyboard not plugged in

funny error message 2

 

Catastrophic failure

funny error message 3

 

You’re been warned…

funny error message 4

 

Fatal Error

funny error message 5

 

Big Error

funny error message 6

 

Hidden Settings

funny error message 7

 

Make Your Own Funny Error Messages

Just in case you’d like to create your own funny error message, this link will direct you to an error message generator.  There are a handful of icons to select from, and then you can write your own message. Have fun!

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CyberNotes: If you Got a Tattoo…

This article was written on March 21, 2008 by CyberNet.

CyberNotes
Fun Friday

When people get tattoos, often times there’s a special meaning behind the design whether it be a symbol for good luck, or the name of a family member. Apparently video games, video game characters, and computer and Internet companies hold special meaning to some people out there and so thanks to them, we have a nice collection of geeky tattoos for your viewing pleasure…

Mario Tattoos

mario tattoo  mario tattoo 2

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Apple Tattoos

apple tattoo  apple tattoo 2

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Microsoft Tattoos

(the second is the blue-screen of death message)

microsoft tattoo microsoft tattoo2  

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Zune Tattoo

zune tattoo

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Google Tattoos

igoogle tattoo google tattoo

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Firefox Tattoos

firefox tattoo  firefox tattoo2

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Sonic the Hedgehog Tattoo

sonic tattoo

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NES Controller Tattoo

nes controller 

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Atari Tattoo

atari tattoo

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Just Plain Geeky Tattoos

ctrl alt del tattoo

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