CyberNotes: Mozilla Developer’s Sense of Humor

This article was written on March 02, 2007 by CyberNet.

CyberNotes
Funny Friday

Last week in the forum, FX Extension Guru pointed out a site that contains quotes taken from IRC Sessions on irc.mozilla.org. Anybody can go chat there, but many times these are conversations between developers. The site also allows people to vote on some of their favorites, and then they compile a list of the best ones.

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Before I get into some of the funniest quotes captured, I’ll just point out that there’s an easy way to join in on the chats if you’d like. They have different channels for all of their projects including Firefox, Thunderbird, Seamonkey, even Spread Firefox. They also have channels available in different languages from Dutch to Japanese and German. To get those details on joining in on a chat, visit their site. Now on to the humor…

<jX> No, seriously, they have a legal obligation to provide shareholder value.
<jX> IE, Google can’t tomorrow say “We’re going to sell everything and buy toilet paper for African children!”
<Jesse> that would be a LOT of toilet paper
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<CTho|away> how many firefox devs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
<Pike> CTho|away: none, that’d be an extension
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<Lucy> omg, seeing the word “virgin” reminds me, the other day I could *not* say version
<Lucy> but I was talking about versions
<mkanat> Lucy: As in “How many virgins do I have to support?”
<Lucy> mkanat: yes
<Lucy> “what virgin is it?”
<Lucy> “on the old virgins this didn’t happen”
<mkanat> “Yeah, they were always STD-free. The new virgins come pre-STD’ed.”
<Jesse_> i use the nightly virgins
<Jesse_> the process of making a new virgin is quite interesting
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<shaver> humans are obsolete
<sheppy> Speak for yourself. Smiley
<mrbkap> Then why are we still patching Mozilla by hand?
<crowder> mrbkap: Because the computers tell us to
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<biesi> it seems to me that finding something wrong in mail code is like finding hay in a haystack
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<matti> heyy i got busted for pot and at court they told me i had to donate $250 to a charitable organization. does the mozilla foundation count as that?
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<biesi> do googlers get a discount in the moz store? ;)
<mconnor> no :)
<biesi> aw :)
<mconnor> I think you misunderstand which way this relationship work
<mconnor> we take your resources and food, you happily oblige
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<jX> “Reduced functionality is already a part of the Windows XP activation process, but Windows Vista will have a reduced functionality mode that is enhanced, Microsoft said on its Web site on Wednesday.”
<jX> How do you enhance reduced function?
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<sayrer> actually, that will still be ugly
<sayrer> but better than what I have now
<shaver> that’s what my wife said when I proposed Sad
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You can sift through more of these random quotes here. There are a ton of them! And with that, enjoy your weekend :)

 

 

 

 

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Mozilla Comments on Apple’s “Update” Practices

This article was written on March 24, 2008 by CyberNet.

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Last week we wrote about how Apple was trying to push the Safari “update” on any computer with the Apple Software Update installed, regardless of whether Safari had ever been installed before on the machine. I don’t believe there was really anyone in our comments who thought that it was okay for Apple to do this, and now Mozilla has stepped forward with their thoughts on the topic.

Needless to say Mozilla isn’t too fond with how Apple is using the Software Update application to distribute Safari. Maybe they’re concerned with how this could affect their market share, but in the end it seems as though they are genuinely on the side of the consumer:

That’s a problem because of the dynamic I described above — by and large, all software makers are trying to get users to trust us on updates, and so the likely behavior here is for users to just click “Install 2 items,” which means that they’ve now installed a completely new piece of software, quite possibly completely unintentionally. Apple has made it incredibly easy — the default, even — for users to install ride along software that they didn’t ask for, and maybe didn’t want. This is wrong, and borders on malware distribution practices.

It’s wrong because it undermines the trust that we’re all trying to build with users. Because it means that an update isn’t just an update, but is maybe something more. Because it ultimately undermines the safety of users on the web by eroding that relationship. It’s a bad practice and should stop.

What I’m left wondering is how many people who install Safari for the first time this way will actually use it? Is Apple just looking for a number that they can boast as to how many computers have Safari installed, or will they actually be able to see a jump in market share as a result of their slightly deceitful practices? We’ll have to keep an eye on the browser stats next month and compare them to how they have performed in the past.

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Firefox 3 Smooth Tab Scrolling

This article was written on August 16, 2007 by CyberNet.

The latest nightly build of Firefox 3 has a nice new feature that the eye-candy lovers out there will like. In Firefox when you open too many tabs they overflow and scrollers on each end of the Tab Bar appear. That way you can navigate between all of your tabs without having them shrink down to the size of a pea.

Firefox 3 is looking to spruce that feature up a bit my animating the scrolling motion so that it isn’t so choppy. It’s a little hard to explain so I threw together a quick video to demonstrate the new feature:

You’ll also notice at the end of the video I demonstrate the new resizable toolbar elements.

I think that this is a pretty cool feature, but it is of little use to me. Don’t get me wrong…I’m a sucker for eye candy, but I actually modify Firefox so that it almost never scrolls my tabs. I’d honestly rather see tabs that are super small than have to scroll to find what I’m looking for.

Sources: Asa Dotzler & Mozilla Links

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Cookies in Gmail, Hotmail, and Yahoo! Mail Pose Security Threat

This article was written on August 03, 2007 by CyberNet.

HackerCookies are used in your web browser to store information, but have you ever thought about how easy it would be for a hacker to quickly gain access to them? It is actually frighteningly easy as Robert Graham, the CEO of errata security, demonstrated at the Black Hat security convention. All it really takes is a point-and-click of the mouse:

First Graham needs to be able to sniff data packets and in our case the open Wi-Fi network at the convention fulfilled that requirement. He then ran Ferret to copy all the cookies flying through the air. Finally, Graham cloned those cookies into his browser – in easy point-and-click fashion – with a home-grown tool called Hamster.

The attack can hijack sessions in almost any cookie-based web application and Graham has tested it successfully against popular webmail programs like Google’s Gmail, Microsoft’s Hotmail and Yahoo Mail. He stressed that since the program just uses cookies, he only needs an IP address and usernames and passwords aren’t required.

In front of everyone at the convention Graham demonstrated how he could intercept the cookies from a person sending an email. He had someone creat a Gmail account, and in no time at all Graham had intercepted the cookies therefore enabling him to send an email disguised as the victim. As mentioned in the above quote, there were no usernames or passwords needed.

–Secure Yourself–

One of the easiest things that you can do to secure yourself from such an easy attack is to use https:// instead of http:// whenever it is available. Some services like Gmail offer this alternative, and using it encrypts your session using SSL so that these types of attacks don’t happen.

Firefox users (with Greasemonkey), Internet Explorer users (with IE7 Pro or Turnabout), and Opera users can use a script such as this one that is setup to automatically replace the http:// with https:// anytime that you visit Gmail. That way you never have to think about doing it yourself.

You should also try not to visit sites that use sensitive information while connected to a public hotspot, but I think we all know that by now.

Source: TG Daily [via Slashdot]

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