Leak: Everything Microsoft is Announcing at CES

TechCrunch has a quick rundown of everything that Steve Ballmer will supposedly be announcing at Microsoft’s CES keynote. Surprise (well, not), it’s all stuff we already know:

• Windows 7 will hit public beta (or just grab the torrent now)
• Windows Mobile will get Flash by March (weeeeee!)
• Two Halo games for Xbox 360 (this one and this one) this year
• Less terrible home networking (“I’m not kidding” says TechCrunch’s Erick Schonfeld.)

It’s hard to be exciting when everything you’re announcing is an open “secret.” The Windows 7 public beta would be a biggie, except we’ve already touched, groped and licked it, as has everyone else who really cares at this point. So, Ballmer, please, please, please pull a Zunephone out of your pants. I actually want one. Well, not the one from your pants, but I suppose beggars can’t be choosers. [TechCrunch]

Choose Your Own Apple CEO Adventure

Future, Cupertino — After a long and fruitful tenure as CEO, Steve Jobs steps down in early 2009 to fanfare and industry fawning. Apple needs a new leader. It’s time to choose your own adventure.

Much deliberation and coin tossing goes on in the back rooms of Apple. Their board of directors choose a person who they strongly believe can lead Apple into its next phase of growth, a person who can, at the very least, match Steve Jobs’ product development whip cracking, if not his outsized public persona.

The board chooses…

• Jonathan Ive, Apple’s Senior Vice President of Industrial Design. Turn to page 10.
• Phil Schiller, Apple’s Senior Vice President of Worldwide Product Marketing. Turn to page 11.
• Tim Cook, Apple’s Chief Operating Officer. Turn to page 12.
• Bill Gates, Super Rich Dude. Turn to page 13.
• Yourself, Super Poor Dude. Turn to page 14.

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