Flabby Physics Game is Either Smartest or Stupidest Thing Ever

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I never really understood the work of Spanish Dadaist, Joan Miró. Somehow he thought that the act of painting colorful blobs would take down the bourgeois establishment. Yup. So, I’m sure he’d be heartened to know the tradition of amorphous, brightly-hued shapes lives on today in the form of programmer Paolo Pedercini’s addictive physics-based game, Flabby Physics.

Take that, bourgeoisie!

The game is heroically simple in its scope. Just hit the space bar to alter a blobby (or “flabby”) shape into one of two states in order to bounce a ball so it hits a star. It’s so stupid, it’s brilliant.

No, Flabby Physics doesn’t offer the virtual experience of warfare from the Taliban’s point of view or of groping women on the Tokyo subway. But, it’s a virtuosic masterpiece in the fine art of procrastination. And, we can only hope, also a voice for the disaffected Spanish proletariat.

Happy Friday.

via neatorama

The Trekbot is a Speedy Racer for your Desk

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Desk Pets International, which makes a variety of geeky micro-robotic toys, has just announced the Trekbot, a hubless micro-robotic racer. It comes with a five-function USB remote that lets it perform sharp turns, headstands, and full flips while moving at top speed. With a built-in USB charger, Trekbot never needs batteries.

Trekbots come with a four-color, four-frequency system, which means that multiple owners can race their ‘bots without causing interference. Each ‘bot features an angled wheel design that makes it easy for racers to perform flips and spins at the touch of a button. When it’s time to recharge, plug the USB remote into any Windows or Mac system. Thirty minutes of charging provides fifteen minutes of play. You can pick up a Trekbot at Toys R Us for $19.99. For more info, see the video here.

Joby Unveils the Gorillatorch Blade

Joby Gorillatorch BladeIf you’ve ever found yourself digging around in the back of your closet or the bottom of a storage container wishing that you had a flashlight, Joby feels your pain and has a solution.

The new Joby Gorillatorch Blade is a 130 lumen LED aluminum flashlight that’s mounted to one of Joby’s trademark tripod bases with flexible legs that can be wrapped around just about anything.

The mount on the top of the tripod features 360-degree pan and 180 degree tilt, so you can get light where you’re working regardless of where you mount it. The feet of the tripod have neodymium magnets in the bottom so it can be securely attached to any metal object, and the flashlight itself is powered by a rechargeable lithium-ion battery. The Gorillatorch Blade is available now for $59.95 list. 

ThinkGeek Celebrates Empire Strikes Back 30th Anniversary with Wampa Rug, C-3PO Backpack

thinkgeek_c3po-and-wampa.gifThere are two things we really love here at Gearlog: Star Wars, and ThinkGeek. The two have come together to release two new products for the 30th anniversary of Star Wars: Episode V The Empire Strikes Back. As of today, you can be the proud owner of the Wampa Rug, or the shiny C-3PO Bespin Backpack.

The Star Wars Wampa Rug is made of high-quality synthetic fur, has a plush pillow head, vinyl claws and measures 62-inches long by 30-inches wide. It sells for $99.99. Here’s the ThinkGeek’s description:

As you may recall from Empire, before Luke was preserved inside a dead tauntaun he had a fight with a hideous Wampa snow beast in the mountain caves of Hoth. Now you can catch your own Wampa and take him home to decorate your swank bachelor pad. The Star Wars fangirls will love the high-quality synthetic fur, plush pillow head and fearsome claws.

If you already bought a new backpack for this school year, it’s time to throw that one in the closet and grab the C-3PO Bespin Backpack. The pack is based on the classic scene from Empire Strikes Back when C-3PO was blown apart by stormtroopers. He’s carried around on the wookie’s back before Chewy is able to put him back together. The backpack features light-up flickering eyes, and is made from golden leatherette material. 

But, it’s not just a backpack — it comes with all the appendages to easily assemble a complete 3-foot-tall droid. Luckily, it’s not that large in backpack form; it measures 22-inches high, by 13-inches wide, by 8 inches deep. It sells for $59.99.

If you’re in the market for another space-related product, ThinkGeek recently released the Star Trek pizza cutter.

New Tron Mouse Leaves a Trail across Your Mousepad

TRON MouseFans of the 1982 movie TRON and its upcoming sequel TRON: Legacy will love this: Razer’s new TRON-themed mouse will leave a light trail behind it as it moves across its accompanying TRON-themed mousepad. Razer announced the new line of TRON-themed and branded peripherals back in June, but the new mouse is the first product to make its way to the public, thanks to a post on Razer’s Facebook page. The mouse has blue lines across the top, giving it the ambient glow that matches the movie’s aesthetic, and features a 5600 dpi optical sensor on the underside for accuracy.

Razer didn’t mention when the new TRON-themed mouse would be available, but did say that it would be close to the movie’s release near the end of the year and would retail for $99.99.  That price, while steep, would include the light and pressure-sensitive mousepad that displays an ambient blue trail of light behind the mouse as you move it.

[via DVice]

BoomCase: Cool Custom Speakers Made From Vintage Luggage

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Did you ever look at a boombox and ask yourself “how can I make this look more like a suitcase?” You and what surely must be millions of others have asked this very question. That’s why designer and self-proclaimed audio-nut Mr. Simo created his line of BoomCase speakers made from actual refurbished cases and luggage.

The cases and are self-powered (will hold 7-plus hours of party time) and will hook into any iPod, iPhone or other media device. BoomCases are fully-customizable and can be made from any suitcase, but Simo claims to “shy away” from plastic cases and to work with wood and leather due to the superior audio qualities of the materials.

Prices start at $250.

Energysport Concept Charges Gadgets while you Bike to Work

EnergySportIf you’re a city-dweller and rely on your bike to get around town, or just like to get some exercise by pedaling around a local park or your neighborhood, the Energysport concept generator could potentially help charge your phone and other gadgets when you get to your destination. The generator and battery would mount on the back of your bicycle and harness some of the energy you put into your bike to power your electronics, and when you get to your destination you can pull the battery pack out of the generator and plug in your devices to it for some extra juice.

The Energysport is just a concept right now, but it’s the kind of design that makes sense. You put a lot of energy into keeping your bike moving when you push those pedals, why not take a fraction of it to charge up a battery so you don’t finish your trip only to find out your phone’s battery is dead? In addition to being a healthy way to power up your gadgets, the energy would be completely renewable too; as long as you keep riding your bike, that is.

[via Ecofriend]

Nokias Star Trek Communicator Phone Begs to be Real

When Nokia partnered with Paramount for the 2009 Star Trek movie, they got a little product placement in the movie and in Europe released a Star Trek themed version of the Nokia 5800 with a couple of special wallpapers, screen savers, and some alert sounds. What’s just come to light however is that Nokia actually built a prototype Star Trek communicator flip-phone that looks a lot like the communicators from the movie and the original Star Trek television series.

The communicator phone was based on Nokia’s N76 flip phone, and featured a brass screen on top with lights underneath to make it look like the old television props, a black body with a large screen on the inside and soft black buttons, and a Starfleet logo on the back. Best of all, it’s a fully functional phone, not just a prop for a movie set or a toy. Unfortunately for Star Trek fans, only 14 of these prototypes were ever made, but at least it shows that while it’s often been said Star Trek communicators inspired flip-model cell phones, it’s easily possible to make cell phones inspired by Star Trek communicators.

[via TrekMovie]

Jakks Pacifics Spy Watch is Pretty Neat

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I’ll be honest with you–I love the Jakks Pacific Night Vision Infrared Stealth Binoculars. Honestly. When I first got a pair, I showed them to pretty much anyone I talked to–an actual working pair of night vision goggles. Man, if I had a pair of those things when I was a kid–well, let’s just say that it was lucky for the rest of the neighborhood that I didn’t.

Granted, the things haven’t gotten all that much use since the first couple of weeks, but then, for better or worse, I’m not actually 10 anymore.

I suspect that any actual kid who got a real kick out of the Night Vision Infrared Stealth Binoculars would also genuinely appreciate the company’s Spy Net Video Watch. The watch features, among other things, a built in video camera, which lets kids capture up to 20 minutes of video, three hours of audio, or still photos. The watch also has a 1.4 inch color TFT video screen built-in for image viewing and video playback.

Video, audio, and images can be transferred to a PC via USB and uploaded to Jakks’
SpyNetHQ.com. content can then be analyzed with lie detector software and more.

The watch, like the goggles, runs $49.99. There’s also a separate Spy Net Snake Cam watch attachment for $29.99, which seems like the perfect tool for at-home colonoscopies.

Lego Loses Battle to Trademark Brick

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The Lego brick is one of the most iconic products in the toy industry–not iconic enough, however, for the company to score the trademark rights to the design. Not in the European Union, at least. A Luxembourg-based judge upheld a 2008 ruling, which struck down Lego’s trademark claims.

Lego argued that, without the trademark, the door is wide open for copycat products. “It is naturally a matter of concern to us that use of the brick by others can dilute the trademark,” Lego intellectual property executive Peter Kjaer said of the ruling. “But the worst aspect is that consumers will be misled.”

Lawyers on the other side of the argument, meanwhile, argued that the shape could not be trademark as it “precluded people from using the same technical function,” meaning that owning the trademark to the snapping pegs would prohibit other from creating a product that had the same feature.

“The court effectively took the view that all the essential characteristics of the Lego brick did perform a technical function–to enable bricks to be connected and stacked–even if other minor features did not, and this precluded registration,” the lawyer, Shireen Peermohamed, explained.

The court agreed, stating that such a trademark over the “technical solution” would essentially constitute a monopoly.