Sep 12
The Miss Universe Pageant concludes tonight, in all of its fake-tanned, bleach-blonde, moronic ranting glory. We wouldn’t have it any other way! That’s why we offer up all the tools to become an awkward Miss Universe winner. More »
Sep 12
These "Photographers" Should Be Judged For Crimes Against Humanity
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A reminder to some “professional photographers” out there: give it up already. Just because you own a camera you are not a professional photographer. Stop with your horrible wedding ideas, your avant-vomit pregnancy photomontages and birth announcement atrocities at once. More »
Sep 12
Stop Turning Everything into a Game
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Foursquare is about getting points for grabbing dinner, not enjoying the food. Nike+ puts the emphasis on a leader board, not a leaner you. And now Badgeville wants to turn the entire internet into a game. This is really awful. More »
Sep 12
10 Hackers Who Made History
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The computer world has a rich history of hackers who steered the progress of computer science and gave shape to computers, the internet, and networking as we see it today—in some cases single-handedly. More »
Sep 12
Pioneer’s New iPod Docks Get You Playing Wirelessly
Posted in: airplay, audio, bluetooth, ipod dock, Today's Chili, top
Pioneer’s two new iPod docks allow wireless playback of anything that’s Airplay-ready, as well as basically anything connected to Wi-Fi. The tabletop-sized Pioneer X-SMC3-S Music Tap and X-SMC4-K Elite Music Tap are flexible little music systems. More »
Sep 12
This kitten may have the key to protect humans against HIV, the lentivirus that causes AIDS. He was genetically modified at the Mayo Clinic in Rochester, Minnesota. And yes, he glows in the dark. More »
Sep 11
How Reflecting Absence Became America’s Most Expensive Public Memorial
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It may have taken a decade, but New York finally has a fitting tribute to those who lost their lives in 9/11. More »
Sep 09
What Should Yahoo-AOL’s Logo Be? (Updated With Your Contributions)
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The assclowns running Aol and Yahoo! think that merging their two sinking companies into one is a great idea. They may have their own dicks into their ears because they can’t hear the whole internet screaming how stupid that is. More »
Sep 09
Is Steve Jobs Dead?
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Right now the internet’s quaking with speculation about Steve Jobs’ possible death—all sparked by a single tweet. But rumors from news desks and people dumping AAPL stock are making us wonder: is this it? We really hope not. More »
Sep 09
Developers of the new World Trade Center learned a slew of lessons from the numerous attacks and eventual collapse of the original buildings—reexamining every aspect of the security and safety systems. Here’s what they’ve figured out. More »
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