iPhone Confession App Gets Church’s Approval

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In this fast-paced world, it can often be difficult to find your way to a confession booth. Don’t worry, though, your iPhone can help. A new app called “Confession: A Roman Catholic App” is giving Catholic iOS users a quick and easy way to confess their sins.
The app features a “step-by-step guide to the sacrament,” including a “custom examination of Conscience” based on age, gender, and marital status, as well as a confessional walk-through and seven acts of contrition. You can also add custom sins to the thing.
According to the BBC, senior church officials in the U.S. have given the app a big thumbs up–an apparent first. The app comes a couple of weeks after the Pope preached Internet responsibility. You can download it now for $1.99. A small price to pay, perhaps.
The app will run you $1.99–which may be a small price to pay, depending on who you ask…

Hookers Love Facebook

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With all of this crackdown on Craigslist’s erotic services, what’s a poor sex worker to do when it comes to plying their trade? Why Facebook, of course. The popular social network has apparently surpassed the jobs board, when it comes to soliciting prostitution online.

According to a new study of New York hookers, some 83 percent of prostitutes have a Facebook page. Something around 25 percent of their clientele now comes through that site, versus three percent through Craiglist. In 2003, prostitutes weren’t really using the nascent Facebook. Nine percent were using Craigslist, however.

Says sociology professor Sudhir Venkatesh,

Even before the crackdown on [Craigslist’s] adult-services section, sex workers were turning to Facebook: 83 per cent have a Facebook page, and I estimate that by the end of 2011, Facebook will be the leading on-line recruitment space.

Also of interest–70 percent of prostitutes who own a smartphone carry a BlackBerry. Only 11 percent have an iPhone.Steve Jobs is no doubt smiling at those numbers.

Flamethrower Gloves Look Awesome, Torch Everything

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If you think this is some kind of secret military project going on behind the scenes at DARPA, you’d be wrong: these DIY flamethrower gloves are actually the product of the special effects and design team at J&M Special Effects, who were interested in coming up with a system that could shoot real flame from a stage or movie set performer’s hands with very real effect. 
The guys at J&M note that the system is a prototype, and they’re not finished working on it: future iterations will be more compact and the hoses for the propellant will be streamlined and closer to the performer’s body so they can be hidden under clothing or a costume. 
The end result looks amazing, with the flame literally erupting from the palms of the wearer’s hands. Hit the jump to see the full video. 

Toilet With Phone/Radio Transmitter Not Explosive

Let this be a lesson to everyone out there: Maryland police take the threat of explosive toilets quite seriously. Authorities in Towson, MD were called in this week to inspect a toilet with a cell phone and radio transmitter attached that was left outside a government building earlier this morning.

Police didn’t find an explosive on the commode, but the thing was decorated with “images and notes,” according to the Associated Press. Police won’t say what precisely was scrawled on the John.

Authorities do think they do have some insight into who might have let the thing on the sidewalk outside of the building.

Jerusalem UFOs May Be Movie Ad Campaign

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Remember those videos of a purported UFO hovering above Jerusalem that had the Web all a twitter last week? It’s probably not a shocker to suggest that they were completely fabricated. But what if I told you that they were actually posted in order to promote an upcoming movie? Irritating, right?

That’s the latest theory. The videos, which created a sensation after being posted to YouTube (one is currently at 1.7 million views), may actually be promotional material for the upcoming film, Battle: Los Angeles. For starters, they appear to be manipulated, digitally. They’ve also been used in material to promote the film.

News.com.au also points out the fact that the company charged with promoting the film launched a Website for the fake Worldwide Assessment of Threats Concerning Humankind over the summer in order to promote the movie.

Video/movie promotion after the jump.

Japan Gets Hamburger Vending Machine

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Well, sort of. The machine doesn’t actually make hamburgers, nor does it store ancient burgers in vacuum-packed bags. Actually, the whole thing isn’t too dissimilar from the concept of the automat, which really predated fast food as we know it. Still–it qualifies as a hamburger vending machine, right?

The machine is located on the exterior of a hamburger shop in Tokyo’s Katsushika neighborhood. Stick 100 yen in the slot, and you’ll get a relatively fresh burger manually placed in the slot by an employee on the other side. You can only get plain burgers, though–and only one at a time. If you want more, you’ll actually have to walk into the restaurant.

Twitter’s Top Trending Topics of the Week: Egypt, Britney, and More

britney_spears_femme_fatale.jpgIf you were too busy prepping your Super Bowl menu this week to take a break and check out what’s happening on Twitter, we’ve got you covered. We took a look at what was trending the most on Twitter this week and compiled a nice little list for you to peruse at your leisure. You don’t want to show up at work on Monday a week behind the news, do you?

Here are the top trending Twitter topics for the week ending on February 4:

  

1. Egypt Protests
There have been large-scale protests in Cairo’s “Freedom” Square calling for the end of Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak’s dictatorship. Internet connections to Egypt were completely cut off, as well as complete telecommunications, and media blackout. Many journalists have been assaulted or detained. #Mubarak, #Jan25

2. February Wishes
People are tweeting what they wish for in the month of February. I’d say a lot of these wishes should be related to the above trend. #februarywish

3. Britney Spears / Femme Fatale 
No, it has nothing to do with the Velvet Underground song, Britney Spears announced the name of her new album, and it’s “Femme Fatale.” #FemmeFatale

Check out the rest of the list after the jump!

Teach Kids to Smile Through Electroshock

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Okay, the claims around this product seem dubious–and at present, the only proof of its existence is a site called NewsWeird.com. Still, probably worth a quick paragraph or two, right? The device is called “Electro Smile” (according to the image, it’s also known as “Pout No More.” Catchy).
 The idea is simple–and terrifying. Teach kids to smile through a constant electric current to their face. Your kids will smile or you get your money back–that’s the Electro Smile guarantee. The only known side effect is a slight twitch, but let’s face it, if you’re the kind of parent who’d buy one of these, odds are your kids were already going to go through life with a facial tick anyway, right?

Prison Inmates Make $1 Million Selling Apple Gear Bought with Stolen Credit Cards

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If there’s anything about the prison system that’s undeniably true, it’s that most prisoners emerge from it knowing how to be better criminals than they went in. Whether they opt to commit more crimes is a different matter entirely. Even so, some inmates at New York’s Rikers Island decided that hey, they were in jail already, so what’s a little white collar crime while they’re serving hard time? A little extra cash never hurt, even if you’re stuck in jail, right? 
That was the logic behind Shaheed Bilal’s new enterprise: allegedly directing his girlfriend and three brothers on the outside to forge stolen credit card information on magnetic strips and apply those strips to new cards. While he passed out the information to his girlfriend and brothers, they generated the cards and passed them out to friends, all of whom were tasked to buy as many iPads, MacBook and MacBook Pros, and iPod Touches they could soak up with the stolen card information. 
Once they’d hauled in all of the gear, Bilal and his crew then re-sold the gear at a discount to unwitting buyers who didn’t know the Apple products were all stolen goods. Bilal and his crew kept the money, handed over the laptops, tablets, and music players to their buyers, and the people with stolen credit card information were stuck holding the bag. Bilal pulled the strings for the entire syndicate from behind bars. 
That is, at least until the Manhattan District Attorney and the Secret Service caught on to the scheme, tracked the group’s activities for over 18 months, and finally charged Bilal’s girlfriend, his brothers, and 27 other people in association with the crime. The crime ring ran across 13 different states and Washington DC, in what amounted to millions of dollars of losses from hundreds of bank accounts. That said, there are probably a lot of happy Mac owners out there who have no idea exactly how much of a bargain their new MacBook Pro really was. 

10 Year Old Falls on Train Tracks While Gaming

Just when you thought that we had all learned our lesson, this 10 year old boy reminds us yet again that it’s more important to watch where you’re going than watch a shiny blinking device in your hands. If the lady who fell into a mall fountain while texting wasn’t enough reason that there are cameras everywhere and we should probably avoid doing stupid things or else they’ll wind up on the Internet, let this serve as a warning. 
Before you all think I’m a horrible person for even linking the video, the boy wasn’t hurt, there was no electrified rail involved, and you can see that a number of good Samaritans in the train station jumped into action to bring the poor boy back up from the tracks to the platform. Among them was the 23-year old off-duty police officer who can be seen in the video immediately jumping down onto the tracks to pick the boy up. 
According to a post at Kotaku, the boy was so engrossed in his PSP game that he didn’t even see that he was close to the edge of the platform, and his mother and sister were too far away to get to him at that point. All in all, the boy was a little winded, but that’s about all. I wonder what he was playing that was so immersive.