How Dr. Seuss Invented Nerds

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Dr. Seuss is the original nerd. Okay, so maybe the guy wasn’t a real doctor (he studied for, but didn’t complete, his doctorate), but he did wear glasses, the occasional bowtie, and graduated from Dartmouth, for what it’s worth. Also, the good quasi-doctor is also credited with actually having invented the term “nerd.”
The term dates back to the 1950 publication of Seuss’s If I Ran the Zoo, which features the typically Seussian “a Nerkle, a Nerd, and a Seersucker too,” all part of Gerald McGrew’s laundry list of species for an imaginary zoo.
A year later, Newsweek offered up its more current slang definition–an apparently popular term in Detroit at the time, used to describe those of the “square” persuasion. 
With this in mind, we at Gearlog would like to wish a happy 107th birthday to one of our most beloved nerds, on a boat, with a goat–wherever he deems appropriate, really. 

iFart (the Company) for Sale on eBay

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Can you put a price on memories–memories like “Howard the Duck,” “The Bubbler,” and “Jack the Ripper?” How does $1 million sound? That’s the going price of iFart Mobile, the developer behind the eponymous app that set the mobile world on fire–or at least gave it a slow, burning sensation in the seat of its collective pants.

iFart’s owner has apparently put the company up for sale on eBay. There’s currently one bid for $1,000 (reserve not met) on the auction, which ends nine days from now. The app, of course, became one of the iPhone’s best sellers, after launching in December 2008–no doubt to the chagrin of Steve Jobs. iFart rocketed to the top of the sales chart, manging to sell 40,000 downloads in a single day.
The page reads like a shrine to iFart, with video of TV appearances on The Today Show and The Daily Show and photos of celebrities like Demi Moore, David Ducovny, and Helena Bonham Carter, who are all apparently all big fans of the farting app.
So, why would someone sell such an amazing, world changing product? That question is, thankfully, answered in the “Why Am I Selling iFart Mobile” section,

I speak internationally and domestically to Fortune 500
corporations and small businesses alike. As creator of iFart, I have leveraged
this simple novelty app into worldwide fame. The app has been featured in The
New York Times Sunday Magazine, Wired Magazine, Gizmodo, Techcrunch, Mashable, The
Washington Post, CNN/Money and a host of papers, blogs and media outlets around
the globe. However, I am now focusing on my latest agency offering,
IMDirect.com, and it is time to pass the baton to someone who wishes to own
iFart and take it to the next level.

Just imagine. That someone could be you.

Charlie Sheen: Now Self-Destructing on Twitter

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Maybe you haven’t gotten enough Charlie Sheen. Perhaps you were trapped under a rock and had to cut off your own arm, James Franco-style (see also: anyone who watched the Oscars on Sunday). Well, by the time the media is done with you, you’ll probably want to pluck out your eyes, Sophocles-style. In the meantime, the Sheen finally has his own Twitter account, where he’s currently doing his hardest to out-Kanye Mr. West. Best of luck, Chuck.
Sheen’s (the account is verified, after all) carries the bio, “Born Small… Now Huge… Winning… Bring it..! (unemployed winner…).” it continues such pithy witticisms as,

Just got invited to do the Nancy Grace show… I’d rather go on a long road trip with Chuck Lorre in a ’75 Pacer….”
“My sons’ are fine… My path is now clear… Defeat is not an option..!”
Mostly it’s just him responding to an intimate audience of 716,000 Twitter followers.

Robot! Noodle! Chef!

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It’s not as easy as it once was to carve our a living for oneself battling giant space aliens. It’s always a good idea to have a plan B. Take this Ultraman-esque Chinese robot, who’s now employed full time as a noodle chef.

Chef Cui was created by Cui Runquan, a 35-year-old inventor from Dongguan village, Yanyuan County, Hebei Province, China. Runquan was fed up with his old gig shaving noodles, so he designed the robot to help with the dirty work. He’s clearly happy how the whole thing turned out, “The design of the blades integrates the best angle and positions of a real human chef,” Runquan told the press. “This way the robot can perform good and efficient work.”
Runquan patented the ‘bot. Now it’s well on its way to global culinary domination. “My dream is that one day everybody will eat shaved noodles made by my robot.” As long as we don’t get attacked by any Godzilla knockoffs, I’m okay with that.

The Chronicles of Rick Roll: Coming to a Theater Near You

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In a world where Internet memes come in and go within days, a few brave souls have gathered together to keep their memes – and their 15 minutes of fame – alive. Antoine Dodson, the Double Rainbow Man (Bear Vasquez,) Ben Schulz (Leeroy Jenkins,) Gary Brolsma (The Numa Numa Kid,) and more have joined forces to star in an upcoming film – if the indie filmmakers can drum up enough support – loosely based on the life and rise of one of the Internet’s first true heroes: Rick Astley. 
The film is called The Chronicles of Rick Roll, and the producers promise it’s not a big hoax, and it won’t be effectively a 2-hour rickroll: it’ll actually be a film jam packed with viral video actors and they’re aiming for a theatrical release if they can afford it. If you think this is all too good to be true, then the Internet has trained you well. Even so, the first trailer for the film is behind the jump, and it’s full of familiar faces. 

It’s Groupon, Only For Marijuana

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Subscribe to Groupon, and you’ll get some weird stuff in your inbox. Back in January, I received this handy coupon for discount liposuction (57 percent off–off of which part, they didn’t say). And for the love obsessed deal hunter, here’s a marriage proposal offered via the deal aggregator. One thing Groupon has never been great for, however, is getting good discounts on marijuana. WeedMaps, thankfully, is the solution.

The site hunts for the best deals on the ganj, so you don’t have to, pulling together prices from medical marijuana dispenseries (this is all on the up and up, after all). WeedMaps offers up a new deal every day, via e-mail. Like Groupon, the site works directly with the sources to offer up exclusive deals–up to 50 percent off, according to Fox.
The site, which has been online for a bit more than a week, now has over 3,000 users. 

Cheetah Robot Can Outrun Man

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Just last week we were taking solace in the locomotive limitations of robotkind. Sure, machines can beat us at Jeopardy now, but if push comes to shove, at least we can outrun the thing, right? Nope. Now we’ve got to contend with cheetah robots.

Boston Dynamics, the creators of the creepy BigDog robotic pack mule, are working on a speedy new four-legged robot modeled after the world’s fastest land animal. The robot will also be able to “zigzag to chase and evade.”
Whereas the Big Dog was designed as an all-terrain transportation device, carrying up to 300 pounds through treacherous locals, neither Boston Dynamics, nor Darpa, the military department that awarded the company with a contract for the new cat-like robot, have revealed what function such a speedy robot would serve–though odds seem pretty good that the whole thing involves a lot of screaming and fleeing. 

Blowguns: Japan’s Latest Workout Craze

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Good news–it’s finally possible to combine your weight loss goals with your love of poison darts. It’s all part of what’s apparently Japan’s latest health craze–the blowgun. Proponents of the blow gun workout are offering up the dubious claim that shooting 20 darts has the same caloric impact as a 20-minute walk.
Added bonus: dart blowing will also make you prettier, working out one’s facial muscles as they blow. And heck, even of those claims prove false, there’s certainly value in being able to defend yourself, should you ever find yourself stranded in the jungle, being hunted by a lion. That’ll certainly burn off any excess flab.

Artist Drops The Paintbrush, Picks Up Explosives

art_bomb.JPGIf art always seemed a little bit too passive for your liking, we have a little something that might change your mind. Wall artist Alexandre Farto has been creating images without paint, pen or charcoal, opting instead for very precise explosions. He places charges into a wall and then detonates them, blowing off bits of plaster to create large murals, with the contrast between the exploded bits and intact wall forming the image. 

The murals can be found around London and Moscow and are part of a series called “Scratching the Surface”. His site contains images of other pieces he’s made with explosives, as well as links to his other works (mostly of the more tame, non-volatile variety).

The artist, also known as Vhils, collaborated with the musician Orelha Negra to create a video of the creation of the pieces, explosions and all. Watching the bits of plaster fly off the wall, leaving behind a simple slogan or picture is honestly breathtaking, especially given how carefully targeted these blasts had to be to make this happen. Can’t help but think that required art classes would be a bit more fun using his technique. Check out the video after the break.

[via Hack-a-Day]

Stephen Colbert: The New Guy Fawkes?

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Blink and you missed it. For a split second, during an interview with lawyer-turned-journalist Glenn Greenwald about hacking group anonymous, the famous Guy Fawkes mask from V for Vendetta flashed across Stephen Colbert’s face. 
Weird, right? In recent months, the Fawkes mask has become something of an unofficial symbol of Anonymous, thanks in part to a number of group members who donned the mask during interviews with media outlets.
The video is after the jump. Check out the weird visual around the 3:22 mark.