Hideous TV Easel Will Attract Tacky Lottery Winners

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There’s something horribly tasteless about putting a TV on an easel. It smacks of the newly-rich lottery winner, the person who can afford anything but doesn’t have the aesthetic sense to choose something that isn’t tacky. Real, old-money rich people have old TVs, tucked away in their own special, rarely visited TV room.

The noveau-riche put their brand new, giant flatscreens onto $1,000 hardwood stands or into fiberboard imitation antique cabinets that raise and lower the huge TV at the bottom of the bed, hoping that they look refined and grand. They don’t.

You can’t buy class.

Product page [Restoration Hardware via Uncrate]


‘Darkfield’ Lasers Let Mice Track On Glass

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Darkfield Laser Tracking might sound like something the Death Star uses to find and kill pesky Rebel spaceships, but it is in fact much more mundane, albeit useful. The tech is in fact a new trick from Logitech to solve a problem that has plagued more stylish offices since the mouse-ball rolled out of town.

Two new mice have the mysterious Darkfield Lasers which enable them to track on glass. This means that you’ll not only be able to work at the dining table, but at that expensive crystal and chrome desk that has sat useless for all these years.

Regular optical and laser mice track marks on the surface of the table, but glass is too flat and too see-through. The new lasers actually peer inside the glass and reveal its microscopic imperfections. The result is that these two new mice, the Performance MX and the smaller Anywhere MX, will track on any surface except laboratory grade glass (and regular glass needs to be more than 4mm thick. If it isn’t 4mm thick it’s probably not safe to use as a table anyway).

Both mice also come with Logitech’s tiny set-and-forget USB receiver and weighted spinny-wheel for fast scrolling. The small Anywhere MX is $80, the bigger Performance is $100.

Product page [Logitech]


Padlock Encrypted Hard Drive Secures Data With Keypad

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The most obvious feature of Apricorn’s new Padlock Secure Drive is its drive-encrypting keypad, but the design has a few other touches that make this a rather well-appointed portable USB hard drive.

The drive is encrypted in hardware, meaning that it will still be safe even if somebody pulls it from the enclosure and drops it into another computer. The choice between 128bit and 256 bit encryption lets you match your level of paranoia to the drive, and an admin password can also be set to override the regular code. All this makes the Padlock ideal for taking on the road, but there’s more.

The drive is bus-powered, as all portable drives should be, so there is no power cord to clutter your bag. The USB cable is actually attached and folds away into its own crevice when not in use. The Padlock is also semi-ruggedized with shock proof mounts, so while you still might not want to shake it around when plugged in, when you drop it on the floor rushing between meetings you’ll be less worried.

The prices vary depending on level of encryption and HD size, running from $100 for a 250GB 128 bit model up to $160 for a 500GB 256 bit version. Works with OS X, Windows and Linux.

Product page [Apricorn via Macworld]


Chumby to License its Software to Other Gadgets

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Remember Chumby, the cute media player that allows users to pick information widgets and then streams it from the internet?

It is set to get a wider platform as the company executives have decided to port its software on to other gadgets to create a “powered by Chumby” brand, reports Forbes.

The move means instead of selling just the Chumby device, its makers can license the software that powers it to other companies who want similar functionality in their gadgets. Chumby, for instance, can pull together information such as weather, music, news and photos from the Web and stream it to the user.

The $200 Chumby launched in the U.S. in February 2008 and is currently available in U.K, Japan, Australia. But the device hasn’t been a hit among consumers. Moving away from a single box strategy and licensing its software could bring greater exposure to the device and the concept behind it, beleive Chumby executives. It’s a strategy that other gadget makers have tried. Earlier this year GPS navigation device maker, Dash, killed its box and shifted its focus from selling hardware-based GPS devices to just licensing its applications and services to run on other products. In June, BlackBerry maker Research In Motion acquired Dash.

Chumby is betting on a similar strategy. The company is already negotiating with companies such as Sony, Samsung, Broadcom and Marvell to be included in products such as digital picture frames, TVs and Blu-ray players.  Chumby powered gadgets are expected to be available this holiday season, the first of which is likely to be a digital photo frame.  Photo frames with Chumby software could include pictures from sites such as Flickr, internet radio, weather and even twitter feeds.

Photo: Chumby


Pointless Gadget of the Day: Thiphone, The Cellphone Thigh-Strap

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How much would you pay for a strap which cinches a cellphone to your thigh? What do you mean you don’t need to strap your phone to your leg? You’re dead wrong, buddy. This is clearly the most useful product ever.

Who are we kidding? The Thiphone (we know) is a $30 strip of fabric with a suction cup attached. To this, you stick your phone (it’ll work with any smooth, flat-backed cell, but the iPhone is the clear target here) and then you have an amazing, thigh mounted phone! Suggested uses are a) driving a car with the phone on your leg; b) sitting in an airplane with the phone on your leg; c) driving a truck with the phone on your leg; d) sitting in the back of… you get the point.

Once you are settled into your seat of choice and have strapped the iPhone to your thigh, the angled mounting points it square at your face, although unless you are practising yoga a pair of binoculars might come in handy to actually read the screen at such a distance. The product site even urges you to use the phone for phonecalls, all while it is strapped to your thigh. Yes, the Thiphone people don’t think you’ll look weird if you talk to your own meat-wrapped femur.

To end this madness, I would like to pull a quote directly from the site, a headline on the “learn more” page. Here it is: “It Sucks. Really.” Quite.

Product page [Thiphone. Thanks, David!]


Backpack Adds Tidy Shelf to Back of Mac

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The Backpack is an ingenious, gravity-secured shelf that sits on the rear stand of an iMac or an Apple Cinema display. The punched-aluminum platform pushes against the rear stand and a couple of clips reach around to grab the back, and the shelf just hangs there. And don’t worry: There’s no metal-on-metal action. The clips are protected by non-scratch inserts.

This is clearly a home-makeable product, but we love the smooth lines and Apple-like finish to this commercial version, plus the design details (there is a scale on the slots where the clips attach so you can make sure you have it perfectly centered, for example). The product page, too, is like being at Apple.com, and even the price is a Cupertino-cloning $29.99, with a six-pack for $150.

Product page [Twelve South via Noquedanblogs]


Waterproof iPhone Case Thwarts Toilet Tumbles

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If only we’d heard of this earlier! Our own Brian Chen killed his iPhone by carelessly tossing a glass of water at it and confounded the mistake by weeping cry-baby tears all over the thing. If he’d been using this inflatable, waterproof iPhone case, though, he’d still have his trusty 3G.

The case lets you use the phone as normal, too. You can plug in some waterproof headphones to a clever slot which routes electricity and not water to the actual jack, you can use both the home and the off button and the camera has a window to peek out of. You can even use the touch-screen through the plastic cover.

A lanyard means you can swim with your iPhone round your neck, an armband is a little more practical for the same thing, and the earbuds also come in the box. A bargain at ¥3,280, or $34. Or you could, you know, wait until you have already dunked your phone and then put it in a box of rice, like Brian. The same rice that manages to stay dry for months even in a humid climate. How did that work out for you, Brian?

Product page [Sanwa via The Giz]

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Tiny USB Card Reader Packs 16GB, Is Smaller Than USB Port

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This tiny little plug might look like an ordinary microSD card reader, and it is. The catch? Buffalo’s diminutive device will cost you $160, although for that the company throws in a 16GB microSD card.

That’s actually quite a good deal, and will turn your cellphone into a pocket media center, allowing you to share music just like the generous kids in my town. They “share” their tunes on buses, trains and even in the street, blasting tinnily distorted noise through tiny cellphone speakers. And if its too expensive, you can always opt for a smaller and cheaper 4GB version, for just $36.

These things are becoming so small that we wonder if the full-sized USB plug is too big. Is there any (technical) reason why the side of my MacBook couldn’t have a row of four mini USB ports on the side in the place of the two honking great holes there now? Wouldn’t that be a lot better?

Product page [GeekStuff4U]


Retro-Style Cassette Tape USB Hub

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Unlike pretty much every other cassette tape hack we have covered (and there have been a lot) the Cassette Tape USB Hub is an actual, real, factory made product, and not an old tape with a few electronic gubbins stuffed inside. And why not? After all, USB hubs are almost universally dull (or hideous ‘novelty’ designs).

The hub’s case is an exact copy of the old-style cassette, right down to spinning wheels inside. It’ll even fit inside an old cassette box, if you still have one laying around. The catch is that this hub costs $25, which is a little steep for something likely to spend most of its time tucked behind a monitor, hidden from view.

Product page [Vat 19 via BBG]

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TomTom GPS Car Kit for iPhone Could Cost $200

tomtom-iphone-app1GPS devices maker TomTom offered a tantalizing preview of its iPhone application and car kit at Apple’s Worldwide Developer Conference this year.  But that demo came without pricing or availability information.

Now a U.K. retailer Handtec  has started taking pre-orders for the app and the kit combo on its web site for£113.85 ($164). The pricing indicates the TomTom iPhone car  kit could be available in the U.S. for $200 soon.

In June, TomTom said that it would make an iPhone app that would offer turn-by-turn GPS navigation for users. What made TomTom’s announcement interesting was that the company said it will also create a car dock-connector for the iPhone. Just as with a standalone GPS device, the TomTom for the iPhone dock would stick inside the car and act as a charging cradle for the iPhone. It would also enhance the GPS capability of the phone.

At $200, the TomTom iPhone car kit would probably be the same price as a dedicated GPS device.  If customers don’t have to pay monthly subscription fees for the app and just pay $200, we think it could be a pretty good deal.

[via NaviGadget]