I want to start a cult. In this cult, we would drink until we couldn’t see straight, smoke until our lungs turned black and eat until we suffered massive coronaries. We would dress impeccably and never appear affected by the trials and tribulations of the world. And that’s just the workday! More »
Captain’s log, star date 9550.4: 10 Star Wars games appear to be available as a bundle on Steam for $50 (which is half off its normal $100 price), likely because anyone sane realizes that a Vulcan-free game isn’t worth a penny more than that (sidenote: Jedis were always a cheap ripoff of Vulcans in my opinion). I mean, maybe if the game had Phasers and transporters it would be…more…amazing. As it stands now however, $50 is the only price at which people should indulge in the inferior Star Wars universe. -AC
• 55″ Sony Bravia KDL-55HX820 3D Edge LED TV with Narnia 3D Kit and 2 Pairs 3D Glasses for $1797 with free shipping (normally $2259 {Savings of $462 / 20% off})
It’s going to get cold soon. I know you don’t think that now. I know you beautiful people in California don’t ever have to think about that. I know you don’t want 70 degree weather to end. I know you don’t want to remember the scarves, the gloves, the layers, the runny nose, the red cheeks, the glass ears, the chapped skin, the numb fingers, the club feet. I know you don’t want to get fat over winter. I know you don’t want to sleep with clothes on. But it’s going to get cold soon. Not SOON soon but soon there will be no more shorts, no more t-shirts, no more skin freedom. No more bikinis, no more tank tops, no more beaches. It’s going to be a tough life. So better prepare yourself now by building the LEGO Star Wars Hoth Wampa Set for $30. It’ll keep you ready for the chill until the cold really hits. -CC More »
When I pick up a tablet, I feel like I’m holding the future in my hands. Then I begin to wonder if the technology really did come from the future and was dropped off to us by a future civilization using concepts and technologies beyond our understanding to manipulate time and space. Maybe they used a wormhole to deliver the goods. Maybe they use wormholes for all their shipping needs. Did they just unleash a butterfly effect by altering their past? Oh shit, did they just shorten my life by 10 years? Doubtful. I think there are just some really smart engineers living in the here and now. More »
I don’t remember the last time I ate Jell-O, just to eat Jell-O. Who does that anymore? Wait. Why don’t I do that anymore? Jell-O was one of my favorite things as a kid and now that I’m a stuffy ah-dult, I don’t eat the colored clear crack because I’m too big time now? That’s stupid. I’m stupid. My younger self would hate me for not buying all the candy I pass by when I’m at the market and all the times I drive by Toys ‘R Us and never pull in and all the other things I promised I would do when I had money and freedom but don’t do anymore. More »
This article was written on September 22, 2006 by CyberNet.
Wow, we all thought it was going to be some kind of cheap coffee but it looks like you can get a 16oz Iced Coffee for “setting Yahoo as your homepage.” I decided to give it a shot so I opened IE7 to do it (didn’t want it to mess with my Firefox homepages). I saw the little advertisement on Yahoo.com that is pictured above so I clicked on it.
I then began navigating through the screens where they ask you for your name, zip code, and a few other things (not your entire address though). Finally, it took me to the page that I could print the coupon off with:
It was pretty clever of them to put my name on it so that it is harder for me to make photocopies. However, I never set my homepage to Yahoo? I went and checked my setting and it was still set to Google! Their system must either be a little flawed or they are just trusting that people will set them as their homepage (yeah, right). Too bad the coupon is only good for today…but there is no Dunkin Donuts within 50 miles of me anyway.
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How in the hell did Donkey Kong get his name? Was he named after a Donkey who helped fight off hoards of King K.Rool’s minions while his mother was giving birth? Does he even have parents? Why does he wear a tie, but no shirt…or pants…or shoes for that matter? How is Diddy Kong, a chimpanzee, his son? Why did he name him after a music mogul? OH MY GOD I CAN’T THINK ABOUT THIS ANYMORE. More »
This article was written on February 28, 2006 by CyberNet.
You need to hurry because Microsoft is currently giving away a free flash drive for anyone who answers four simple questions (answers are below). The facts about the flash drive are currently unknown but who can complain when it is free! Just go here and click on the same image you see above, then use the answers below to answer the questions. Enjoy!
Here are the answers to the four questions:
Q1. How many ways are there to obtain a full Microsoft Windows Desktop license?
Answer:: 2Q2: Volume License Agreements cover Windows Desktop operating system upgrades only.
Answer: TrueQ3: OEM operating system licenses are non-transferable.
Answer: TrueQ4: The most cost-effective way to acquire an initial, full underlying Windows Desktop license is preinstalled.
Answer: True
Microsoft Mystery Solved Homepage
Deal Source: Digg
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I could go on and on about the relative merits of owning a $1 LED headlamp that normally costs $20. But I feel like our programmer Chris Beidelman put the value of this thing into perspective so much better than I ever could:
I have one of them. The strap feels really shitty and plasticky, and it smells like gasoline. But it’s a dollar. Buy a couple in case you get stuck in a mineshaft.By the way, For a dollar, you can either buy a crispy chicken sandwich at Wendy’s or A FUCKING HEAD LAMP.
He blew your mind, didn’t he? He tends to do that to the Giz staff on a daily basis. But I’ll blow your mind again: for $2, you could have BOTH. You’re welcome. -AC
• Logitech Harmony 900 Universal Remote w/ RF (REFURBISHED) for $150 with free shipping (normally $319 {Savings of $169 / 53% off} – use coupon code logi_h900r_9111)
Oh hey, fun party, right? Yeah, me too. Jane? No I’m not friends with Jane. Which one is she, the lazy eye? No, like, not in a mean way. Pass the dip? Who’s Dan? Oh, right, no, I don’t know anyone here, I just heard the Simply Red when I was walking by and thought hey, these people know. how. to. par. tay. Pass the chips? It’s also just cool that like this many weirdly proportioned people can all hang out together and everybody’s cool about it. Pass that other dip? Anyway, name’s Kyle. I’ll spare you the embarrassment of asking for my number; it’s been flashing in blinding LED across my t-shirt this whole time. -BB
• 2TB Seagate FreeAgent GoFlex Desk USB External Hard Drive STAC2000100 for $70 (normally $149.99 {Savings of $80 / 53% off})
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