Nerf N-Strike Deploy CS-6 Is the Office Warfare Deal of the Day

I’d describe myself as a pretty peaceful guy. No big fights to my name, no memorable confrontations, no victory scars. I try to stay in my lane, be happy and just live, you know? But these goshdang co-workers of mine are NOT LIKE ME. Hooligans from Hell. Destroyers of Death. Mayhem’s Mayhem. I’m always dodging headshots, unidentified flying objects and even slaps to the head. So when I come to work, I gotta come prepared, ready and strapped, if you will. Since my bosses won’t let me expense bodyguards, I’ll need to get a Nerf N-Strike Deploy CS-6 Dart Blaster. It’s only 12 bucks. Try to mess with me, now you punk bastards. I dare you. -CC More »

Vaas’ Tape-to-MP3 Converter Is the Futureproof Deal of the Day

Hey there, this is your old friend the Cassette Tape writing in. I just want to say that I got a raw deal in the canon of audio formats. Everybody loved the CD because it was soooooooo technologically advanced. And people still love the LP because it’s the purest representation of analog sound or some nonsense like that. But what about me, huh? WHAT ABOUT ME?! All I’m stuck with these days are a bunch of kids who weren’t even born when I dominated music store shelves and only like me because they think I sound all “LO-FI” and shit. Well guess what: I SOUND GREAT. When I get all jammed up and spill my guts all over the place, THAT ONLY MAKES THE MUSIC SOUND BETTER.

Furthermore, I don’t appreciate people going out and making cassette players that will transfer my noise to that holier-than-though MP3 format. What in the hell is that anyways? You can’t even hold it in your hand. Anyone who pays $13 bucks for this thing is a fool in my book. My day will come again. I can promise you that. [Note: Gizmodo does not endorse the views of the Cassette Tape.] -AC

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Kodak All-In-One Printer Is the Nearly Obsolete Deal of the Day

What would Johannes Gutenberg think of the digitization of information? Maybe he’d be happy that more people than ever have access to essential texts and documents. But I like to think that if he were alive today, his printing press pride would turn him into a jealous, seething egomaniac who couldn’t come to grips with being upstaged by the computer. Once he came to his senses, he would embark on a journey to invent the greatest printer man has ever seen, only to fail miserably upon realizing that society is totally over paper. More »

Lego Buzz Lightyear Alarm Clock Is the Deal of the Day

You’re late. Again. You’re going to lose your job. Your wife. Your husband. Do you have both? That’s illegal. You’re going to lose it all because you couldn’t haul your bloated hide out of bed in time. Again. Oh, you just wanted to sleep in. A bit of snoozing. Just a few more Zs. That seemed fair. But now you’ve really screwed up. Your dog’s in the kennel. Who will get Dr. Cocoa? Why did you name her that? Why did you add the A? Where did she get her doctorate? Why did she choose anthropology? None of that matters now. You’re too late. Too late for any of it to matter. Don’t let it happen again. Buy a Buzz Lightyear alarm clock for $13. Its arms and legs move. This will get you out of bed. -SB More »

In Search of Buyers, HP Slashes TouchPad Prices

HP is pushing its new TouchPad tablet in any way it can, including discounts and coupons to its app store. (Photo: Jon Snyder/Wired.com)

HP needs to get its tablet in your hands, and the company is doing everything it can to make that happen.

HP has tried slashing the tablet’s prices. Over the weekend, the company discounted its new tablet by $100 when purchased through HP’s web store and other participating retailers, bringing the price of the TouchPad down to $400 and $500 for the 16GB and 32GB versions, respectively.

HP has tried rebates. The company’s first rebate for early TouchPad adopters — available to those who bought it when it was first released in July — knocked $50 off the tablet’s price.

HP has tried bundled software freebies. At the TouchPad’s launch, the company partnered with Box.net to offer 50 GB of free cloud storage, a $240 yearly value.

To some, HP’s actions are those of a desperate company.

“Consumers aren’t buying the TouchPad at the iPad price point, so HP is hoping a lower price will make its tablet look more attractive,” said Forrester research analyst Sarah Rotman Epps in an e-mail. “Cutting prices may cause consumers to buy the TouchPad out of curiosity, but it undermines HP’s efforts to market a premium iPad competitor.”

HP’s webOS platform is the underdog in today’s mobile space. A DigiTimes report expects Apple to take 61 percent of the tablet marketshare in 2011, leaving the remainder up for grabs between the myriad Android tablet manufacturers, BlackBerry PlayBook makers Research in Motion, and HP — and possibly Microsoft, if its Windows Mobile OS comes to tablets anytime soon. A veritable David to competing Goliaths Android and iOS, HP has a lot of work to do.

In the company’s most recent effort, it will send out a $50 credit for purchasing apps in HP’s App Catalog to anyone who bought a TouchPad from July 1 to August 4. It’s an attempt to boost support for the webOS catalog from the consumer side. If the company can get enough TouchPad owners to start buying webOS apps, HP may have a good chance at convincing app developers that webOS is worth developing programs for.

The company is also trying to bolster its application ecosystem on the developer side, recently launching the “webOS certified developers program,” essentially a promotional deal for developers who want to get noticed. The program offers referrals and more visibility for the up and coming webOS developer who wouldn’t otherwise get noticed in a very crowded application environment like Apple’s or Google’s.

“We’ve seen great developer interest in the webOS platform from companies big and small,” an HP spokeswoman told Wired.com in a statement. As a result of its developer push, the company expects a boost in apps over the next 12 to 18 months. “We currently have more than 600 TouchPad apps and more than 9,000 total apps in the webOS app catalog,” the spokeswoman said.

For comparison, Apple’s App Store with around half a million apps, and the Android Market with over 250,000 apps.

With the 4G version of the TouchPad coming soon at a pricey $700, we’ll have to wait and see if tablet shoppers are willing to shell out such a hefty chunk of change for a non-iOS tablet. Considering how poor Motorola’s Xoom sales were in the wake of its high starting prices, the outlook doesn’t look so good.


The OC Complete Series Is Your Luxurious, Angst-ridden Deal of the Day

Marissa Cooper was the most beautiful girl I’d ever known in my life. I’d followed her adventures through Orange County for years—glued to my TV during my adolescent years. As I sat in my hovel, drinking a soup made from straw and rainwater, I fantasized of spending my life with her, gilded hand in gilded hand, slipping bracelets up her arm and living a life of Californian excess. After all, was that not the greatest virtue of The OC? To allow us to escape? To drive away the worries, the material deficiencies, of our own lives? At a time like this—the stock market is going down to zero!—we need Marissa and her friends more than ever. So pick up the complete series of The OC on DVD for $54. California, here we come. More »

6 Tools to Help Keep Money in Your Wallet

The global economy is crapping out as we speak. Unemployment is still an issue. And whether you’re in a financial pinch or not, you should spend wisely right now. Here are 6 tools to help cut costs: More »

Time-Warping LEGO Adventure for $30 Is the Deal of the Day

When I was in about 4th grade, I used to go to my friend Max’s house pretty frequently to play Prince of Persia. We’d sit by his old Mac, watching each other run through stone passageways—slicing, leaping, adventuring. We were young and eager to simulate Medieval violence. Youth has since left us—divorce, substance abuse, visions of war, disease—and yet Prince of Persia will always be synonymous with youth. My youth, and yours. AND YOURS. That’s right. There’s a little bit of the prince in all of us—maybe directly, if he impregnated one of your ancestors. Why not get back in touch—in Lego form? This Prince of Persia Quest Against Time brick set is just $30 with free shipping. Never forget the prince. -SB More »

A Smörgåsbord of Indie Games for Whatever You Want to Pay is the Deal of the Day

Do people still use the honor system? Humble Bundle does and, much like that house on Halloween that leaves a big bowl of candy out with a “Take just one” note, they’re giving away seven games for whatever you feel like paying. More »

Last Year’s Best Android Phone for $49

10 years ago, people would have laughed if you suggested that Google would someday be in the cellphone business. Now look at them. Android is becoming a power player. In that vein, here are a list of predictions of new ventures google will dominate a decade from now: More »