Donkey Kong Country Returns Is Your Primate Deal of the Day

How in the hell did Donkey Kong get his name? Was he named after a Donkey who helped fight off hoards of King K.Rool’s minions while his mother was giving birth? Does he even have parents? Why does he wear a tie, but no shirt…or pants…or shoes for that matter? How is Diddy Kong, a chimpanzee, his son? Why did he name him after a music mogul? OH MY GOD I CAN’T THINK ABOUT THIS ANYMORE. More »

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