Aug 09
Lego Buzz Lightyear Alarm Clock Is the Deal of the Day
Posted in: App dealz, Deals of the day, Dealz of the day, Gadget dealz, Today's Chili, top
You’re late. Again. You’re going to lose your job. Your wife. Your husband. Do you have both? That’s illegal. You’re going to lose it all because you couldn’t haul your bloated hide out of bed in time. Again. Oh, you just wanted to sleep in. A bit of snoozing. Just a few more Zs. That seemed fair. But now you’ve really screwed up. Your dog’s in the kennel. Who will get Dr. Cocoa? Why did you name her that? Why did you add the A? Where did she get her doctorate? Why did she choose anthropology? None of that matters now. You’re too late. Too late for any of it to matter. Don’t let it happen again. Buy a Buzz Lightyear alarm clock for $13. Its arms and legs move. This will get you out of bed. -SB More »
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