Tony Hawk: Ride Skateboard Bundle Is the Olliefied Deal of the Day

When I was in college—college, my god, did that really happen? like really truly, with the shots and the khakis and the one roommate who never showered but knew Yeats better than Yeats’ mother?—we played video games. We played them with the kind of high functioning beta-male vigor that would’ve been better spent on grades or girls or folding laundry appropriately or doing laundry at all than on Super Mario Kart. We played them with conviction and intent. We played them in a Popov-fueled frenzy that nearly always ended in resentment and gas. And while we had our Madden moments and our Smash Brothers soirees, the one game we always came back to was Tony Hawk Pro Skater. The original. I am old. You will be, too, eventually. Playing as Tony Hawk was for Pepsi-drinking yahoos. For months I lived and breathed Bob Burnquist, who had a sick-looking but easily executed move called the Burntwist and who holds, I later discovered, dual citizenship in Brazil and the US. More »

LEGO Darth Vader Mini Alarm Is the Dark Side Deal of the Day

Alarm clocks are the best worst enemy in the whole world. Hm, or is it the worst best enemy? Let me think that out here. Okay, alarms are absolutely necessary to anyone who works butt early so that means they’re the best but they’re also rude blaring animals with no regard about the awesome dream you’re having with that super hot girl so that means they’re the worst. So I think worst best enemy is a better description for alarms.

Best worst enemy? Has to be Darth Vader then right? He’s iconic, the first character you name in the Bad Guy Hall of Fame. So what happens when you get a Darth Vader (best worst) Alarm Clock (worst best)? Add the fact that it’s actually a LEGO (best) Mini (worst) Alarm Clock (worst best) that’s on sale (best) for $25 and you have a lot of bests and worsts in one sentence. Canceling all those bests and worsts with each other though (go ahead and do it) and you’re left with one best deal of the day. -CC

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LEGO Darth Maul’s Sith Infiltrator for $49 with free shipping (normally $69.95 {Savings of $21 / 30% off})

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The Free Nexus S 4G Is the Phone from the Future Deal of the Day

The Nexus S—4G connectivity, Gingerbread OS upgradeable to Ice Cream Sandwich, massive 4″ display, NFC capability, and a 1GHz Hummingbird processor. Oh, did I mention it’s free today with a 2-year Sprint Contract? No? It is! -AT

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Lego Batman Game (Wii) for $10 with free shipping

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This Doctor Who Blu-ray Compilation Is Your Never-Ending Deal of the Day

If you could travel through time, what would you do? Where would you go? When would you go? Would you attempt to test the validity of the so-called Butterfly Effect? Would you make millions by buying stock in Apple circa 1997? Or would you travel thousands of years into the future and attempt to wrap your head around the latest innovations like a feeble old man. But maybe, just maybe, you’d decide to help save failing civilizations like Doctor. Who.

To date, 777 episodes of the British T.V. show Doctor Who have aired. JACKPOT. Your prize? Five Doctor Who TV specials on Blu-ray for $26 (normally $33), all of which star David Tennant, aka the 10th Doctor. Enjoy. -AC

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Doctor Who: The Complete Specials (The Next Doctor / Planet of the Dead / The Waters of Mars / The End of Time Parts 1 and 2) [Blu-ray] for $26 with free shipping (normally $33 {Savings of $7 / 21% off})

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Nerf N-Strike Deploy CS-6 Is the Office Warfare Deal of the Day

I’d describe myself as a pretty peaceful guy. No big fights to my name, no memorable confrontations, no victory scars. I try to stay in my lane, be happy and just live, you know? But these goshdang co-workers of mine are NOT LIKE ME. Hooligans from Hell. Destroyers of Death. Mayhem’s Mayhem. I’m always dodging headshots, unidentified flying objects and even slaps to the head. So when I come to work, I gotta come prepared, ready and strapped, if you will. Since my bosses won’t let me expense bodyguards, I’ll need to get a Nerf N-Strike Deploy CS-6 Dart Blaster. It’s only 12 bucks. Try to mess with me, now you punk bastards. I dare you. -CC More »

Vaas’ Tape-to-MP3 Converter Is the Futureproof Deal of the Day

Hey there, this is your old friend the Cassette Tape writing in. I just want to say that I got a raw deal in the canon of audio formats. Everybody loved the CD because it was soooooooo technologically advanced. And people still love the LP because it’s the purest representation of analog sound or some nonsense like that. But what about me, huh? WHAT ABOUT ME?! All I’m stuck with these days are a bunch of kids who weren’t even born when I dominated music store shelves and only like me because they think I sound all “LO-FI” and shit. Well guess what: I SOUND GREAT. When I get all jammed up and spill my guts all over the place, THAT ONLY MAKES THE MUSIC SOUND BETTER.

Furthermore, I don’t appreciate people going out and making cassette players that will transfer my noise to that holier-than-though MP3 format. What in the hell is that anyways? You can’t even hold it in your hand. Anyone who pays $13 bucks for this thing is a fool in my book. My day will come again. I can promise you that. [Note: Gizmodo does not endorse the views of the Cassette Tape.] -AC

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Kodak All-In-One Printer Is the Nearly Obsolete Deal of the Day

What would Johannes Gutenberg think of the digitization of information? Maybe he’d be happy that more people than ever have access to essential texts and documents. But I like to think that if he were alive today, his printing press pride would turn him into a jealous, seething egomaniac who couldn’t come to grips with being upstaged by the computer. Once he came to his senses, he would embark on a journey to invent the greatest printer man has ever seen, only to fail miserably upon realizing that society is totally over paper. More »

Lego Buzz Lightyear Alarm Clock Is the Deal of the Day

You’re late. Again. You’re going to lose your job. Your wife. Your husband. Do you have both? That’s illegal. You’re going to lose it all because you couldn’t haul your bloated hide out of bed in time. Again. Oh, you just wanted to sleep in. A bit of snoozing. Just a few more Zs. That seemed fair. But now you’ve really screwed up. Your dog’s in the kennel. Who will get Dr. Cocoa? Why did you name her that? Why did you add the A? Where did she get her doctorate? Why did she choose anthropology? None of that matters now. You’re too late. Too late for any of it to matter. Don’t let it happen again. Buy a Buzz Lightyear alarm clock for $13. Its arms and legs move. This will get you out of bed. -SB More »

The OC Complete Series Is Your Luxurious, Angst-ridden Deal of the Day

Marissa Cooper was the most beautiful girl I’d ever known in my life. I’d followed her adventures through Orange County for years—glued to my TV during my adolescent years. As I sat in my hovel, drinking a soup made from straw and rainwater, I fantasized of spending my life with her, gilded hand in gilded hand, slipping bracelets up her arm and living a life of Californian excess. After all, was that not the greatest virtue of The OC? To allow us to escape? To drive away the worries, the material deficiencies, of our own lives? At a time like this—the stock market is going down to zero!—we need Marissa and her friends more than ever. So pick up the complete series of The OC on DVD for $54. California, here we come. More »

Time-Warping LEGO Adventure for $30 Is the Deal of the Day

When I was in about 4th grade, I used to go to my friend Max’s house pretty frequently to play Prince of Persia. We’d sit by his old Mac, watching each other run through stone passageways—slicing, leaping, adventuring. We were young and eager to simulate Medieval violence. Youth has since left us—divorce, substance abuse, visions of war, disease—and yet Prince of Persia will always be synonymous with youth. My youth, and yours. AND YOURS. That’s right. There’s a little bit of the prince in all of us—maybe directly, if he impregnated one of your ancestors. Why not get back in touch—in Lego form? This Prince of Persia Quest Against Time brick set is just $30 with free shipping. Never forget the prince. -SB More »