
The Slate PC, from French multitouch company Stantum, is essentially a Dell Inspiron Mini 10 netbook with the keyboard chopped off and a multitouch screen grafted on. It runs Windows 7. It is also proof that a desktop OS should never be forced onto a tablet computer.
I tested an early, proof-of-concept model. But even in this early version, you can tell that Stantum is headed down the wrong path.
The first thing you notice is the odd section missing from the long edge, just where the hinge would be on a normal netbook. This is the top edge of the battery, and the gap is indeed the gap left by the old flip-open screen. In fact, the computer is the base of the donor Dell with the touchscreen put where the keyboard would be. Cheap, but inelegant.
Then you fire it up. I handed it off to the Lady, as we were eating breakfast in bed (she has to deal with gadgets before morning coffee. It’s a part of the glamorous gadget lifestyle). First she was flipping it around and around: On boot, if you hold the machine label-up, the boot screen is upside down. Of course, you turn it, but then the display flips again.
Once it was actually on, she asked me, “Are you supposed to hold it like this?” while holding like it a book. “It’s too heavy. Here, take it back.”
And it is heavy, at a touch over 1 kg, or 2.2 pounds. By comparison, the heaviest iPad will be 0.73 kg, or 1.6 pounds. It is over an inch thick, too, or double the depth of the iPad.
But the real problem comes with use. Windows 7 is a desktop OS, built with small buttons and scroll bars that are designed for the pixel-accurate tip of a mouse pointer, not a fat finger. It is so frustrating to control that I started using the pen of my Wacom tablet instead. I then gave up on that and plugged in a mouse and keyboard, at least for the initial setup of Wi-Fi passwords and the like.
To be fair, this is a proof-of-concept, so some of the design oddities may be smoothed over in the future. And the included test applications — which are actually designed for multitouch use — work fine. They’re simple games and drawing programs, but they show that the resistive touchscreen actually works and is responsive.
The real problem here is Windows 7. And lest you think that I’m singling out Microsoft, it would be equally bad with OS X. These operating systems just aren’t made for tablets.
How bad is it? The onscreen keyboard, for one, needs to be popped up manually when you need it (usually –- sometimes it is automatic). Once it appears, the keyboard is almost impossible to type on. It’s actually a lot harder to use than the iPhone’s tiny QWERTY. And what if you want to use the browser in full-screen mode, say to use the new Google Reader Play news reader? Good luck with that. You can enter full-screen mode just fine, with the instruction to hit F11 to get back to the normal view. The problem? Once you’re in full-screen mode, there is no F11, and there’s no other way back. You have to either plug in a keyboard or yank the battery to restart.
This might explain why Bill Gates said that the iPad could do with “voice, the pen and a real keyboard.”
The hardware is also rather poor. I’m not sure why, but it runs a lot slower than my hackintoshed MSI Wind, a machine over a year old. The Dell has trouble with video (stuttery in YouTube and crash-prone in the media player) and even flipping between the one or two open applications is slow. Again, this isn’t the fault of the Stantum mod, but if you’re going to send out a test machine, better to send one that works.
These aren’t yet for sale, although hand-made prototypes can be ordered for around $1,000. As the Dell it is based on costs $300, that seems like a steep markup for the mere addition of a touchscreen and a few simple apps.
The slate market isn’t going to move anywhere without custom-designed software. Until we get proper Chrome OS netbooks or Android-based tablets, Apple is about the only company doing custom tablet software right now.
To finish, I’ll leave you with a word from the Lady. I told her I was writing this review today. She said “Good. The sooner you review it, the sooner you can send it back.”
Slate PC [Stantum]
Photo: Charlie Sorrel


