
The military believes that it has solved the mystery of the “mystery missile” that was spotted off of the coast of Los Angeles yesterday. Turns out the contrail actually belong to a plane all along.
Earlier today, the Department of Defense rejected rumors that a missile had been launched that close to the coast of California. Of course, what precisely caused the big trail in the sky, the military couldn’t say.
A few hours later, Pentagon spokesman Colonel Dave Lapan amended the original open-ended statement, “There is no evidence to suggest that this is anything else other than a condensation trail from an aircraft.” He also used the opportunity to insist that, as the Pentagon had stated before, whatever caused the contrail presented no threat to the U.S.
Defense and aerospace expert John Pike had some less than favorable things to say about the Defense Department’s original assessment–or lack thereof, “This thing is so obviously an airplane contrail, and yet apparently all the king’s horses and all the king’s men can’t find someone to stand up and say it.”
So, there you have it. Mystery solved. Or is that just what they want us to think?