It’s nearly Valentine’s Day, which means one of two things: a day of romance, or a depressing night cooped up inside watching reruns of 80s sitcoms on Hulu. But fear not, there’s still time to find true love. True Internet love that is, which, let’s face it, is the best kind.
Twitter-Fueled Cross-Country Mercedes-Benz Race Starts Today
Posted in: car, Miscellaneous Tech, Today's Chili, twitter, Weird NewsMan, nobody tells me anything. Yesterday was apparently “Working Naked Day,” one of those modern makeshift holidays. Lisa Kanarek a “home office expert” designed the day to celebrate the freedom of working at home–us office workers weren’t encouraged to partake. We’ll save that for “National Workplace Sexual Harassment Day.”
So, here’s the thing about creating the world’s largest yo-yo–you can spend all of the time in the world making it look as good as humanly possible, but unless the thing actually goes up and down, it’s not actually a yo-yo. That was the hard lesson learned by a couple in Jacksonville, Florida couple.
Beth and Tony Johnson spent the last 18 months of their lives designing the 12 foot, 7,000 pound monster. In order to actually break the record, the yo-yo would have to be released from 75 feet up, bouncing two-thirds of its height three times.
The thing didn’t bounce at all–in fact, it dropped down the rope and hit the ground, breaking in the process.”It didn’t do what it was supposed to,” Beth Johnson told the local news.In the meantime, Johnson seems confident that their attempt will be recognized as the “world’s heaviest yo-yo.”
Video of the attempt after the jump.
Nope. Not Hasselhoff. Former Baywatch star and frequent target for airport security harassment, Donna D’Errico is currently training to fulfill a lifelong fantasy: finding Noah’s ark. D’Errico will be climbing Mount Ararat in Turkey, in order to find the legendary lost Old Testament ship.
“This has been a dream of mine since I was 9 or 10,” The 42-year-old actress said in a recent interview. “I went to Catholic school and was fascinated by Noah’s ark. I would do class projects based on the ark.”
Many have tread the snowy peak of the dormant volcano, but none have come back with definitive evidence of the bible story. D’Errico believes that she can change that. “I’ve been studying this for years and know where the sightings have been. According to my research, the ark lays broken into at least two, but most likely three, pieces. I believe that one of those pieces is in the uppermost Ahora Gorge area, an extremely dangerous area to climb and explore.”
And no, before you get all cynical, D’Errico wants you to know, “I am not doing a reality show. I will document this for myself and my family.”
So, after kicking off the morning with a post about the “Wrap-a-Nap,” I decided to challenge myself to see if I could find a dumber product before noon. Not surprisingly, the quest didn’t take long. I landed squarely on the Belly Sauna. It’s a sauna! For your belly!
Actually, no. it’s a weird undershirt-type thing than you wear around your waist, under your clothes. Judging from the images on the site and the TV ad, it kind of looks like the wearer has a extra long pair of Hammer pants underneath his or her regular pants.
The theory behind the Belly Sauna goes like this: it’s hard to lose weight around your stomach because all of that built up fat insulates that area, making it too cool to burn off fat. Wear the Belly Sauna around your waist and you’ll sweat off all of that weight in no time.
Seems like bulletproof logic to us.
For only $19.95 (plus $5.95 processing and handling), the secret to weight loss can be yours.
I could probably look at pictures of people wearing Wrap-a-Naps over their eyes all day. They alternate between looking like really misguided attempts at creating a homemade Ninja Turtle costume and people who appear to have been recently subdued by some brain-sucking parasite. I’m leaning toward the latter for the above image.
The Wrap-a-Nap, affectionately referred to as the WAN is “a long pillow that hugs your head with gentle pressure, giving you the sweet relief of complete darkness, muffled noise and 360 degrees of pillow protection,” according to its makers. It’s made of fleece and stuffed with a “squishy” filling.
It’s basically a mobile pillow that can also mask your eyes. And it’s completely ridiculous, a fact that its creators have whole-heartedly embraced, judging by the shot of the dude wearing one while on the toilet (after the jump), proudly displayed on the product’s site.
It comes in a number of colors, including Poseidon, Forrest, Bear, Enzo, and (best of all) The Executive. It’ll run you $15, and best of all, you won’t have any idea if people are laughing at you while you’re wearing it.
UFO Spotted in Utah
Posted in: space, Space Tech, Today's Chili, Weird NewsA number of Utah residents reported seeing a UFO above the town of American Fork around 7:15 last night. The UFO appeared in the form of three red lights, which hovered in formation and apparently dropped flares.
Resident Lynette Chidester told the local news, “I don’t believe in extra-terrestrials,” but added that the lights didn’t belong to a helicopter or airplane, “I noticed over the roof of the garage a red light and white light and the red light isn’t flashing like a plane light and that’s what draws my attention to it.”
The local Provo and Salt Lake City airports didn’t report any unusual activity. Mike Galbraith issued a similar report from miles away, “They looked like they were flying in formation perfectly together and then whatever was dropping looked like it was burning real bright.”
Neither the Provo nor Salt Lake City airports reported any unusual activity for the night.