A Brief History of Zelda

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On February 21st, 1986, Nintendo revolutionized the gaming industry yet again, with the arrival of the Legend of Zelda for the Famicom, the Japanese console that would be rebranded the more familiar Nintendo Entertainment System (NES) for American markets. Hard to believe, but today marks the 25th birthday of Princess Zelda and her plucky little green-hatted perennial savoir, Link.
In honor of a quarter century of one of gaming’s most beloved franchises, we’re highlighting the titles that have continued to push the gaming envelope for the past two and a half decades.  

Chinese Man Dies After Three Days of Online Gambling

How do you know you’ve got a problem? I’d say it’s time to start worrying about 48 hours into an online gambling marathon. Three days after beginning an online gambling marathon in a Internet café near Bejing, a man collapsed an fell into a coma. He was driven to a clinic and pronounced dead shortly after.

According to witnesses, the man hadn’t eaten, slept, or moved from his computer in all of that time. In the past month, he’d gambled away 10,000 yuan ($1,500). Police haven’t released the man’s name, saying only that he was in his mid-30s.

Several computers were removed from the café as evidence. Internet addiction has become a rapidly increasing issue in the country, which is currently home to an estimated 30 million people suffering from the problem

Australian Town Changes Name to “Speedkills” to Promote Traffic Safety

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Drive the speed limit. That’s the succinct message being driven home by a town in Victoria, Australia, which is changing its name from “Speed” to “Speedkills,” in hopes of raising awareness for traffic safety. The name change will be in effect for the month of March.

Said Phil Reed,  a spokesman for the country’s Transportation Accident Commission, “Most people recognize that drink driving is a socially unacceptable activity, they are less convinced about the merits of speed. Our underpinning business objective here is to make the issue of speeding [as] socially unacceptable as drink driving.”
Speed has a population of 45 people. Its Facebook page, on the other hand, is doing much better, currently boasting more than 34,000 supporters. The name change became “official” when the page hit more than 10,000 in less than 24 hours. 

Reporter’s Grammy Speech Flub Not a Stroke

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When L.A. TV reporter Serene Branson launched into a string of unintelligible gibberish during the Grammys on Sunday night, viewers quickly leapt into action, uploading the thing all over the Web and tweeting about the bizarre spectacle. The video went viral at a mind-spinning rate. And then people began to worry. Perhaps the odd flub was something more than just a tongue-tied reporter. People started bandying about the term “stroke” a lot.

After several days of speculation, Branson addressed the video on her station, KCBS. The reporter had been checked out by doctors at the UCLA  Medical Center, earlier in the week. They did a brain scan and blood work, ruling out the possibility of a stroke.
During the interview, Branson revealed that she had started to get a headache prior to event. “At around 10:00 that night I was sitting in the live truck with my field producer and the photographer and I was starting to look at some of my notes,” Branson explained. “I started to think, the words on the page are blurry and I could notice that my thoughts were not forming the way they normally do.”
And then she went on air. “As soon as I opened my mouth I knew something was wrong,” she continued.
The incident, it turns out, was actually the result of a migraine. Branson has suffered from them since she was a child, but, she told doctors, this is the first time she had one of this magnitude. 

Do Synchronized Goldfish Constitute Animal Abuse?

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A Chinese television station is drawing fire for a broadcast of magician’s synchronized goldfish act. Animal rights groups have criticized Fu Yandong for the trick, which they believe involves magnets, harming the fish in the process. 

Yandong, for his part, denies that the trick actually harms the fish, though he hasn’t actually revealed how it’s done–he is a magician, after all. “If I used magnets, the fish would stick together,” Yandong told the press.”Some people say I use electricity or high technology. They can say what they want, but the fish are safe.”

People of Walmart Blog Sparks Controversy

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What began life as a small Tumblr blog roughly a year ago has blossomed into the latest Internet phenomenon this week, spending a good chunk of the day offline, due to traffic. People of Walmart is a collection of some of the um, less visually appealing folks who frequent the mega-retail chain. It’s a great place to go if you love to check out the butt cleavage of overweight people pushing shopping carts.
Of course, with a site built around poking fun at regular people, controversy isn’t far behind success. The Long Island Press is reporting one woman’s fight to have unapproved pictures (which, let’s be honest, is almost certainly all of them) taken off the site after the blog referred to her mother as, “a Canadian member of the division of the trench coat mafia.” Yeah, that’s a pretty rough one.
Having public photos removed from the Internet is a lot easier said than done, of course. 

Richard Pryor Tending Bar at the Star Wars Cantina (Video)

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Anyone else having kind of a crummy week? Good news: more funny videos on the Internet! Here’s one that’s been making the rounds, lately. It was taken from Richard Pryor’s short-lived NBC variety show (which also featured the likes of Robin Williams, Sandra Berhard, and others), which was pulled from the station when the content was deemed too risqué after a handful of episodes.
In this clip, Pryor plays the bartender of the Mos Eisley Cantina. Now, the set itself looks like a pretty standard bar from our own galaxy, but the suits, on the other hand, are all authentic, on loan from Lucasfilms. 
Video after the jump.

British Ancestors Used Human Skulls as Bowls

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Say what you will about the forward march of technology, we’ve made some undeniably positive advances as a species–like how we don’t eat our breakfast cereal out of the top of a human skull anymore. That’s definitely one for the “win” column.
According to evidence culled from some recently unearthed human bits, this wasn’t always the case. London’s Natural History got its hands on three 14,700-year-old severed skull-cups it believes were used as drinking bowls, possibly in some kind of ritual. 
The skulls, taken from Gough’s Cave, in Sommerset, England, were fashioned in a similar manner to skull-based drinking cups that have been discovered in areas like Tibet, Fiji, and India. The treatment of the skulls apparently shows too much care to be a simple case of one person drinking another’s delicious brain juices. 
“I think the production of the skull-cups is ritualistic,” said the museum’s Dr. Silvia Bello. “If the purpose was simply to break the skulls to extract the brain to eat it, there are much easier ways to do that.” Sure, any simple zombie could tell you that.

Detroit Will Get a Robocop Statue Thanks to the Internet

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Earlier this month, a man, who describes himself as a random dude from Massachusetts and not a mountain, tweeted “@mayordavebing Philadelphia has a statue of Rocky & Robocop would kick Rocky’s butt. He’s a GREAT ambassador for Detroit.” The Detroit Mayor promptly responded with “@MT There are not any plans to erect a statue to Robocop. Thank you for the suggestion.”

Just when it looked like all hopes for a glorious Robocop statue were dashed, the Internet took the matter into their own hands. A Kickstarter page, Detroit Needs a Statue of Robocop, quickly popped up, in attempt to raise the necessary money for the statue. And it succeeded! It gathered $55,583 from 1,848 Internet users. To help entice donations, they offered different prizes for the different levels of pledges, ranging from a Robocop Detroit Pin, to free drinks (in Detroit), to a RoboCop Detroit t-shirt. Score!

“Part Man, Part Machine, All Crow Funded!” Now to build the perfect monument to Robocop and find the ideal location (particularly in a area with heavy crime?). Thanks, Internet!

One in Three Russians Thinks Sun Revolves Around Earth

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Aristarchus of Samos suggested it in the third century BC. Nicolaus Copernicus really drove the point home about 1,800 years later. And, in case anyone still had forgotten, Sun Ra reminded us in 1965, with The Heliocentric Worlds, volumes one and two. But the people of Russia apparently don’t listen to a heck of a lot of avant-garde jazz. According to a new study, 32 percent of Russians are under the impression that the sun revolves around the earth.

Says Olga Kamenchuk, a spokeswoman for the organization that did the polling, “It’s really quite amazing. All of [the questions] were absolutely obvious… the data speaks of the low levels of education in the country.”

Also on the survey: a question about whether humans and dinosaurs roamed the Earth at the same time. Twenty-nine percent of those surveyed believe they did. The survey polled 1,600 people across the country. The margin of error is 3.4 percent.