Crapgadget CES, round five: iPhone 4 and iPad wed in unholy KIRF matrimony

Yes, this is what happens when the iPhone 4 and the iPad mingle in the back alleys of Shenzhen and bring mutant KIRF-y children to CES. The EYO T8100 is a dumbphone boasting a (likely resistive) 3.5-inch HVGA touchscreen, quad-band GSM radio, dual SIM slots, two megapixel rear camera (with flash), VGA front camera, analog TV tuner, Java support, and WiFi, all wrapped in a silver / black, white, or pink package. Check out the spectacle in the gallery below.

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AVN: Pornstars Are all A-Twitter

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I’m not entirely sure that this is what the folks at Twitter envisioned when they gave the world their microblogging service. But heck, that’s sort of the appeal of the service, right? It appeals to everyone, from office workers, to rock stars, to people who get paid to have sex on camera.
A company called Pornstar Tweets has taken it upon itself to become the major provider of such content, aggregating the surprisingly numerous pornstars who have chosen to express themselves on Twitter.
The company, not surprisingly, was on hand at the AVN show in Las Vegas this week, complete with a Pornstar Tweets trailer, where real life adult stars are tweeting their thoughts on the show.

AVN: Finally–A Lint Roller With a Vibrator

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See the above, unassuming lint roller? It’s called L’Intimate. Its tagline is “A Hidden Pleasure.” Why, you ask? Simple–pull out the handle, crack it open, and you’ll find a vibrator inside. It’s sort of a dirty version of those faux soda cans that are actually banks.
According to its manufacturer, Miss Chivus, L’intimate is “a dual-functioning product that elevates the level of class and discretion for women looking to maintain pleasure in their personal lives. Mostly, though, it’s a lint roller with a seven inch vibrator inside.
The thing includes a real, working adhesive paper roll…and a real, working vibrator.

WSJ: Verizon iPhone due out near the end of January

Okay, so the general assumption at this point is that Tuesday’s big Verizon announcement will be the oft-rumored CDMA iPhone. But as for when it comes out, well… the Wall Street Journal is saying (by way of its long-standing sources) near the end of the month. Nothing else to go by at this point, but it’s definitely not out of the question. At least we won’t have to wait long to find out — say, have you bookmarked our liveblog yet?

WSJ: Verizon iPhone due out near the end of January originally appeared on Engadget on Sat, 08 Jan 2011 17:12:00 EDT. Please see our terms for use of feeds.

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AVN: Flesh Drive, Probably Why Thumb Drives Were Invented

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The above is the FleshDrive (get it?). It’s essentially a standard USB flash drive, with oene distinction. It’s loaded with pornography. Tons of the stuff. The otherwise unassuming thumb drive comes in 4-, 8-, and 16GB capacities, which come loaded with 20, 40, and 80 pornographic videos, respectively.
The drives come in a 30 different, um, varieties, none of which I’ll go into here.Why are porn and flash drives a match made in heaven (or some similar place)? Simple, they keep the stuff localized to the drive, so you don’t have to keep in on your computer.
The drives are compatible with Windows, Mac, Xbox 360, and the PS3.

Tablets at CES 2011: Honeycomb, Windows 7, and all the rest

It’s been raining tablets here at CES 2011. No seriously, it as if the sky has opened up in Vegas and dropped touchscreen slabs with Android and Windows 7 operating systems on our heads. It’s been nearly impossible to keep track of the number of tablets released and the details we’ve learned about them… until now, that is. After the break you will find a complete list of all the tablets we have heard about as well as a few key details about ’em. You’ll notice that most of the tablets listed plan to run Android 3.0 — if you’re looking for more on Google’s not-yet-released tablet OS, you’ll want to check out our guided tour and our interview with Google’s Matias Duarte. The show isn’t over yet so expect us to add more tablets over the next couple of days, but without further ado, we give you the official Engadget tablet chart of CES 2011.

You’ll also note that we’ve denoted our favorites in bold, so pay closer attention to those and make sure to click through to hear why they’ve impressed us so much. Enjoy!

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AVN: Finger Condoms

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Here at Gearlog, we’re dedicated to bringing you the latest breakthroughs the world of technology has to offer–naturally, we jumped all over these finger condoms. They’re for–well, we’ll let you use your imagination on this one. 
The Findom (yes, that’s what they’re actually called) was created by a Taiwanese company called Future Media Corp. According to the company rep I spoke with, these things are a big hit in the Asian market, and are just coming to our market. Will America give them the thumbs up?

AVN: I Just Figure Out What TV Hat is Really for

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A few weeks ago, we named TV Hat our “Worst Product of the Year.” I want to apologize to the company for that. Thing is, I never really what the device is really intended for–after all, the now infamous TV spots don’t really let on why someone might want the privacy of a TV Hat.
And then I saw the company’s booth at the AVN show this year and it all clicked. A representative for the company strapped a TV Hat to my head, and sure enough, the iPod inside was playing hardcore pornography. You know, it all makes sense now.
She said that the thing is also great for kids. I’d recommend swapping out the iPod first, and maybe washing the thing.

Crapgadget CES, round four: the Konka g-baby

We’re not sure why anyone would KIRF 2005’s LG Migo, but if you’re gonna do it, why not add some kitty icons?

Crapgadget CES, round four: the Konka g-baby originally appeared on Engadget on Sat, 08 Jan 2011 16:32:00 EDT. Please see our terms for use of feeds.

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Google’s New Asia Look Needs to Stay There

This article was written on July 25, 2007 by CyberNet.

One of the things that I like most about using Google as my primary search engine is that their page loads quick, and it’s simple. There’s no “extras” to slow down the loading time which means I’m able to perform my search faster. If they ever changed things, I must admit, I’d be a bit disappointed which is why I’m hoping that the changes they’re making over in Asia won’t eventually be implemented here as well.

According to PC World, Google is experimenting with a new homepage design in both Taiwan and Hong Kong saying that they’re doing it to “take advantage of faster broadband speeds.” What they’re actually doing is directing users to an iGoogle page that is filled with “stuff.” Google co-founder Sergey Brin says that so far the response has been positive, and that the design is more appropriate for the culture there.

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If they’re taking advantage of faster broadband speeds, I’m sure the page probably loads just as quickly as the plain Google homepage loads for me, but then the issue is all of the extras cluttering up the page. So, with that… how would you feel if the Google Homepage was re-designed to look something more like iGoogle with Gadgets, and links to other Google services? I’m pretty sure Google wouldn’t take that route here, but if they did…

Source: PC World [via Google Operating System]

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