Everyone is aware of Apple’s iPad release coming up soon, but could the much anticipated tablet just be a cover for Steve Jobs’ magnum opus?
When the iPad was announced in January, I was completely unconvinced that Mr. Jobs was feeding this unexciting piece of technology to his loyal fans. While others complained about the comedic brilliance of the iPad’s name and the lack of Flash, I dug deeper. After what I can only describe as an excruciatingly long X-Files montage, I stumbled across some employment records that didn’t add up.
Two names in particular stuck out to me, a Mr. Hans Gruber, who has been known for his advancements in Germany regarding the development of the male womb, and Tetsuo Shima, who is considered an expert in building life-like humanoid robots. The questions only kept piling up, like only an episode of Lost could do, but this was an episode of my life, and Steve Jobs was holding the screenplay.