George Lucas Predicts 2012 End of World

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The world is going to end in 2012. Seriously. George Lucas says so, and let us not forget that he’s the same visionary who brought the world Star Wars and Indiana Jones and, to a lesser extent, the Howard the Duck movie (largely panned, but surely prophetic in its own right).

Green Hornet star Seth Rogen recounted a recent conversation for the Toronto Sun, in which the director just under half an hour explaining that–just as the Mayans and John Cusack warned us–the world is going to end next year.

Says Rogan,

George Lucas sits down and seriously proceeds to talk for around 25 minutes about how he thinks the world is gonna end in the year 2012, like, for real. He thinks it. He’s going on about the tectonic plates and all the time Spielberg is, like, rolling his eyes, like, ‘My nerdy friend won’t shut up, I’m sorry…’ I first thought [Lucas] was joking… and then I totally realized he was serious and then I started thinking, ‘If you’re George Lucas and you actually think the world is gonna end in a year, there’s no way you haven’t built a spaceship for yourself… So I asked him… ‘Can I have a seat on it?’

Lucas proceeded to explain that, in spite of all of the evidence to the contrary, he doesn’t actually have a spaceship waiting to whisk him off to another, non-exploding planet, Kal-El-style. 

“There’s no doubt there’s a Millennium Falcon in a garage somewhere with a pilot just waiting to go,” Rogen added. “It’s gonna be him and Steven Spielberg and I’ll be blown up like the rest of us.”

Legoland Goes Star Wars

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The force, as they say, is strong with Legoland’s California amusement park. An army of stormtroopers interrupted the park’s annual business results press conference (similar to Darth Vader’s recent crashing of 20th Century Fox’s CES press conference) to announce the launch of a new Star Wars “mini-park” for the Carlsbad location.

The new park features seven scenes from the six Star Wars film and a scene from the Clone Wars animated feature, recreated with 1.5 million Lego bricks on a 1:20 scale. They also feature life size Lego recreations of iconic Star War characters like Darth Vader, R2D2, and Chewbacca.

The California version of the mini-park is set to open on March 31st. Mini-parks will follow in the Billund and Deutschland locations. The scenes were designed by eight Lego model engineers and two animation electricians.

Star Wars Blu-ray Available for Pre-Order

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Darth Vader took time out of his busy rebellion-crushing schedule today to help Fox announce the availability of all six Star Wars movies on Blu-ray. Starting today, fans will be able to order both trilogies. The movies will hit store shelves in September of this year.
The films will be available in three configurations: Star Wars: The Complete Saga (all six films on nine discs) for $139, the original trilogy (Episodes IV to VI) for $69.99, and the prequel trilogy (Episodes I-III) also for $69.99.

Star Wars Complete Saga Blu-ray news: release in September, 30 hours of special features, available for preorder now (video)

This might not be the “most impressive” Star Wars announcement you were looking for. Not that it’s a bad thing the complete saga will be released on Blu-ray in September, and there was no mention of any exclusivity shenanigans, but despite making this the least disappointing thing that has happened to the series in a decade or so forgive us for being slightly underwhelmed. Fans will appreciate the promised 30 hours of special features — or wait for Red Letter Media to recut them into a careful dissection of everything wrong about the prequels — but the ability to buy the two trilogies individually for $44.99 ($69.99 MSRP) is definitely appreciated. You can queue your $89.99 ($139 MSRP) preorder on Amazon right now while you check out video of the announce featuring Lord Vader himself, including a peek at the trailer embedded after the break.

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Star Wars Blu-ray to get a ‘most impressive’ announcement at CES from Vader, Fox & Panasonic

Seeing that Lucas & Co. already announced that the Star Wars series would be coming to Blu-ray we’re not exactly sure what will be announced on Thursday at Panasonic’s CES booth — please, please, please don’t say it’s another Avatar-style two year pack-in exclusive — but the invite promises it will be most impressive. Darth Vader and a number of Stormtroopers will be on hand and you know we’ll be ready to pass all information revealed onto you (given the parties involved we’re leaning towards some news about a home release of the 3D converted flicks), even if it’s just that ol’ George has decided to release the prequels ahead of the original trilogy.

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Million-Volt Zap Cane Is Like Real-World Lightsaber

Owning the Zap Cane is about as close as you’ll ever get to being Yoda, combining walking-stick and Lightsaber into one ugly but effective package. The cane is adjustable between 32 and 36-inches (still too high for Dagobah’s favorite Jedi master) for when you’re hobbling around, trying to teach that lazy, whining Skywalker kid to do some work, and it has a flashlight built in to cut through swampy mists.

But what if you need to battle Count Dooku (or, more likely, that hoodie-wearing ne’er-do-well) following down a dark street)? Then you brandish your Zap Cane, jab the mugger with the tip and fire. A one-million volt charge will be dumped into his surprised body, dropping him like Darth dropped Ben in the first movie. As the product blurb joyously says, “They’ll think it is just a cane until it is too late!”

The Zap Cane isn’t available everywhere, If you live in HI, MA, MI, NJ, NY, RI, WI or PA you’ll be glad to know that the grumpy old man harassing you in the line at the store can’t suddenly turn nasty. For everyone else, the cane will cost around $103.

ZAP Cane With Flashlight [Budk via Oh Gizmo]

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IBM Talks Up Holographic Star Wars Phones

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Those wacky kids in the Star Wars universe had it figured out a long, long time ago. If IBM’s recent predictions are any indication, we may finally be catching up.

The company this week issued its yearly “Five in Five” list, which outlines bold technology predictions for the next five years. At the top of the list: holographic phones.

The phones will beam holographic, 3D images of, one assumes, the person calling you. Also on the list, batteries that breathe air and cities that are powered by the heat of their own servers.

“All this demonstrates a real culture of innovation at IBM and willingness to devote itself to solving some of the world’s biggest problems,” IBM VP Josephine Chang told Bloomberg in an interview. Bold, sure, but a company that spent $5.8 billion (about 6.1 percent of its revenue) on research and development is allowed to dream big, right?

To put things into perspective a bit, it’s worth noting that the company was a bit off with its 2006 predictions (though it does have a year to go, I suppose), predicting such things as instantaneous speech translation ala Star Trek.

The Best Geeky Christmas Tree Decorations

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One of the best parts of the holiday season is visiting all your friends’ houses and checking out their Christmas trees (or Chanukah bushes) covered with unique ornaments that make you ooh and aah. To keep with the holiday spirit, we decided to make an imaginary Christmas tree full of the nerdiest ornaments we could find. Why cover your tree with normal Christmas lights when you could have Yoda lights? And why buy those regular, ol’ ball ornaments, when you can buy a Star Trek Enterprise one?

After the jump, we rounded up some of the best geeky Christmas ornaments on the Web. Feel free to share your own nerdy ornaments with us in the comment section below.

Coloud’s R2-D2 Headphones are Perfect for Star Wars Fans

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If you’re shopping for a Star Wars fan and have already been through The Best Gifts for Star Wars Fans but need more suggestions, these R2-D2 Headphones from Coloud would look nice on anyone’s head while they’re relaxing by the pool in an R2-D2 Bathing Suit. The headphones are part of Coloud’s Star Wars product line, which features other headphones with Imperial Stormtroopers, Darth Vader, or an X-Wing fighter on the earcups. 
The headphones have a foldable hinge for portability, and have a microphone and volume remote in-line with the audio cable so you can use them with your mobile phone as well as your music player or laptop. The headphones will cost you $49.90 list price, and are available directly from Coloud although they’re currently sold out.

R2-D2 Headphones: Most Appropriate Merchandising, Ever

These amazing R2-D2-themed cans are clearly the headphones you’re looking for. Fashioned in the currently popular (and always comfortable) padded-earpiece-and-headband style, the two ear-cups are tiny replicas of R2-D2’s dome. It’s like your head was a double-sided X-Wing fighter and somebody stuffed a pair of R2s into your ear-holes.

I’d list the specs here, but as we now know, gadget specs are bullshit, and these headphones are almost identical to any others you’d get for the asking price of $50 (or 37 euros). One thing that is worth noting, however, is that the cable contains an inline remote with a mic, for controlling and talking on your phone.

There are other headphones in this Star-Wars themed line, but none is as perfectly conceived as this: They’re all just flat-sided with different prints and color schemes (although the Boba Fett pair is, predictably, pretty bad-ass).

So we are now led to the inevitable. What could possibly top this perfectly formed design? What about a pair of Princess Leia ‘phones? Surely it can’t be hard to take a mold from a pair of Danish pastries, or even to twirl real fake hair over the ear pieces?

R2-D2 headphones [Coloud]

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