Man Spotted Driving With IV Attached

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This is the sort of tenacity that ought to be celebrated. A driver in Xi’an China was spotted behind the wheel with a an IV sticking into his arm. Said the Zhou Tao, the driver who snapped the photo, “I couldn’t believe it when I saw the IV pole sticking out of the window and the driver receiving treatment…He obviously didn’t have enough space in the front for the IV pole so he had put it in the back, behind him, sticking out of the window.”
Fellow drivers honked at the driver, now being referred to as “Injection Brother,” as they passed him on the highway. Says Tao, “Other motorists couldn’t believe it either, they were sounding their horns at him. Perhaps they were worried he might fall asleep!”

NYU Professor Removes Camera From Head, Citing Pain

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Back in November, we told you about Wafaa Bilal, a New York University professor visiting from Iraq who announced plans to have a small camera implanted in his head, beaming images to a museum in Qatar.

The “3rd I” projector was “a comment on the inaccessibility of time, and the inability to capture memory, and experience.” It also ended up being a comment on the dangers of implanting foreign objects into the back of one’s head.

Bilal, who had the camera installed in his head earlier this month, has since had it removed, due to the pain of his body rejecting the device. Despite the unexpected surgery, Bilal insists that he will press on. “I’m determined to continue with it,” Bilal said in an interview with an academic journal.

Photographer Turns His Kids into Angry Birds Characters

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Photographer Jason Lee and his kids clearly can’t get enough Angry Birds. So much so that Lee had an idea to blend one of his (and their) favorite games with an opportunity to get some photos of his daughters: He dressed his two girls up in red and green to resemble the Red Bird and the Pigs from the game, sat them on top of some boxes labeled TNT, and with some very clever photography, managed to capture what looks like one daughter flying through the air to hit his other daughter, waiting on the blocks to be toppled over. 
In a world where there are Angry Birds plush toys, board games, and even fanfic, you could argue that we’re all just tired of the phenomenon, but you really have to admit the photo is adorable. 

This Robot Connects You with Faraway Places, Picks Up Baked Goods

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The Anybot was created as a way to give people who were unable to go outside, like the disabled or incapacitated, the ability to send a robotic representation of themselves that can attend classes, go to the office when they’re stuck in bed, or serve as a way to be present at an event in a far-away place even if they can’t be. If you want one, you’ll have to wait a bit – they’re not in mass production, and one unit would set you back around $15,000 anyway. 
Still, that didn’t stop one owner (reportedly a Google engineer) who’s been using one to test its telepresence capabilities from sending this Anybot on a quick run down to a coffee shop in Red Rock, California – near Google’s Mountain View headquarters – to pick up a scone for him. 
All dressed up in a little bow tie with a satchel tied around the robot’s neck, the Anybot wheeled down to the coffee shop, and with the help of a friend who was there to record the action on his cell phone, surveyed the coffee shop’s baked goods counter, decided on a delicious looking berry scone, and placed his order. The barista was kind enough to drop the scone in the robots satchel, and the bot was off and away, headed back to home base to deliver the treat to the user who was behind the virtual wheel the whole time. 
Hit the jump to see the full video.

Zuckberg “Stalker” Wants Money to Save Mother

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That guy accused of stalking Mark Zuckerberg? Yeah, he was just trying to help his dying mom. That’s apparently the word from Pradeep Manukonda, whose visitations to Facebook headquarters and Mark Zuckerberg’s home prompted the CEO to obtain a restraining order.

Manukonda apologized to Zuckerberg yesterday (not directly, of course–that would be illegal), telling gossip site TMZ, “I’m a peaceful guy. I’m sorry he thought I was trying to harm him.”

The site has also obtained some documents that explain Manukonda’s odd behavior. His mother is sick, apparently–gravely sick–and he had decided to approach Zuckerberg for some money to help with treatments.

The letter doesn’t actually say what Manukonda’s mother has–or how much he wants from the Zuck, but he does promise to “”repay the entire amount incurred for her treatment.”

He has since promised not to contact Zuckerberg.

iPad Immigrant Smuggling Game Submitted to App Store

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Apple’s infamous App Store vetting process is set to come under fire yet again, with the pending release of Smuggle Truck: Operation Immigration, an iPhone/iPad game that revolves around the smuggling of immigrants across the US-Mexican border.

Alex Schwartz, the Owlchemy Labs developer behind the title claims to have been inspired by his own friends who had trouble making it over the border. “As we lived through a painful 12 months of our friend struggling through the absurd legal minefield that surrounds U.S. immigration, we felt that we should create a game that touches on the issue,” says Schwartz.

Not surprisingly, the game is being met with all manner of criticism, claiming that the title trivializes the hot button topic. The game is due out in March, pending approval. Trailer after the jump.

Star Wars Fan Builds an AT-AT from Old Computer Parts

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If you have a pile of old computer parts in the garage or in a corner of your home office that’s been growing because you just keep “meaning to go to the recycling center,” but just haven’t gotten around to it, here’s the DIY project for you. Sage Werbock, a sculptor and Star Wars fan, has taken a bunch of old computer parts from his own collection and that of his friends and put together an incredibly realistic-looking AT-AT that’s over a foot high and weighs less than 15 pounds. 
All of the computer components used have been welded together, so this isn’t some heap of steel and aluminum held together by duct tape and twine. Werbock even welded some burn-marks and weapons scars onto the AT-AT to make it look a little more battle-hardened. If you want one yourself, you can head over to his Etsy page to find out how he made it: if you want this one, it can be yours for $450 list.

The Shaving Helmet Trims Your Mane Quickly

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I’m a firm believer that if or when my hair starts to recede, I’m just going to shave it all off – I’d rather go bald than look silly with patches of my hair missing from the top of my head, I just don’t think I could pull it off. Hopefully by then these three guys and their DIY head-shaving helmet will have secured the appropriate licensing required to sell their product on late night infomercials. 
The Shaving Helmet, as they call it, isn’t linked anywhere, doesn’t have a product Web site, and doesn’t seem to have the backing of any actual company. This video surfaced on YouTube a couple of days ago and was an instant hit. If the helmet – which promises to shave your head safely and smoothly with four blades in the top of the helmet and a system to automatically dispense shaving cream on your head while they work – is actually real, it could be a great invention.  
At the same time, the video could very well be a viral ad for some new Gillette or Schick product that will be released when the video is at the height of its fame. Until the details become clear, you have to admit: that’s a pretty cool invention. Hit the jump to see the video.
 

Detroit Mayor: No Plans for Robocop Statue

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Bad news, the Internet. Detroit Mayor Dave Bing announced today on Twitter that the city has no plans to erect a statue to America’s favorite crime fighting cyborg. The mayor yesterday tweeted, “There are not any plans to erect a statue to Robocop. Thank you for the suggestion.” 

The sad announcement came shortly after a user suggested that Detroit follow in Philadelphia’s pop culture statue erecting footsteps. “Philadelphia has a statue of Rocky & Robocop would kick Rocky’s butt. He’s a GREAT ambassador for Detroit,” wrote Twitter user @MT, who only describes himself as not being a mountain.
The mayor’s decision, naturally, has created an outrage amongst the Twitter population, who apparently haven’t had that much to complain about after last week’s Kenneth Cole and Groupon kerfuffkes settled down. The mayor’s office isn’t releasing an official comment on the matter.

Giant Ancient Bear Discovered

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The South American giant short-faced bear was, well, giant. How giant, you ask? Well, let’s just say that it made the North American giant short-faced bear look like the North American moderately-sized short-faced bear, if you catch my drift. The South America giant short-faced bear is the largest bear ever discovered, at 3,500 pounds and at least 11 feet.

The North American giant short-faced bear is the previous record holder, having weighed up to 2,500 pounds. The largest living bear on record, meanwhile, only weighed 2,200 pounds–let’s just say that, in this scenario, its porridge would have been just right.

The South American variety roamed around its eponymous continent roughly 500,000 to two million years ago, and was likely the largest carnivore on land. Palentologist Blaine Schubert told National Geographic, “It just blew my mind how big it was.”